Hi Politicadoes! Art Cop Vandelay has gone rogue, or insane or something. So in exchange for doing last Friday’s thread and a player to be named later, this is the Friday Politics Thread on Tuesday. As we continue to recover … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread

Hey Politicadoes. Friday is here, and it’s also 9/11, so I probably should say something about it, just because. Long time avocadoes may recall that I got to experience it all first hand, so there’s no chance I will ever … Continue reading The Politics Thread Never Forgets

Hey Politicadoes! Summer ends for all intents and purposes this weekend. Although for many of us, no one will even notice. Climate Change keeps things hot, many schools aren’t opening due to COVID (if they’re lucky), and the rest of … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Says Goodbye to Summer

Hi Politicadoes! Very quick, because I forgot to write this last night. The conventions are over, it’s time to get down the true panic and anxiety season! RoRo now speaks with a southern accent, it’s hard to explain without hearing … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Accepts Your Nomination

Good Morning, Politicadoes. You might be saying to yourself “How can the Friday Politics Thread be on time, if it’s in the mail. Well, you see, this is last Friday’s Politics thread, and it’s just getting to you now. Who … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread is in the Mail

Yes, Politicadoes, who among us hasn’t wanted to knock over that walking power droid from Star Wars? Joe Biden certainly does! Trump even said he wants to hurt energy. Also guns. All the hurting. As I was typing this, apparently … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread just wants to hurt Gonk

Hi Politicadoes! Today’s title is a playful jab at what was actually a very moving part of President Obama’s eulogy for Congressman John Lewis yesterday: “Bull Connor may be gone, but today, we witness with our own eyes, police officers … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread is doing its darndest

Hi Politicadoes! The Major League Baseball season begins today (or yesterday maybe). Providing an exciting new vector for COVID to infect people everywhere. The poor Toronto Blue Jays have even been kicked out of Canada because they would have to … Continue reading The Cov-Opening Day Politics Thread

Yes Politicadoes, I don’t know what it means either. But our President surely is the most least-respected human being in all of history. Maybe we’ll get a Supreme Court Justice retirement announcement today just to really stir up the murder … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread of Prosecutorial Misconduct

Hey Politicadoes, please enjoy your last views of the lovely Black Hills of South Dakota before another stupid Trump display sets them on fire: And take some time to appreciate the idea of the United States of America, if not … Continue reading The Explosive Friday Politics Thread

Good Morning Politicadoes. In the event that the Friday Politics Thread gets re-elected, it has many plans for its second term in office. First off, I’ll have talent. And experience. Did you know I only ever went to the Friday … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread looks ahead to a Second Term

Hi Politicadoes. Maybe it’s because the Friday Politics thread is old, or has an inner ear infection or something like that, but it just can’t handle meme spirals like it was younger. So let’s do our best to keep them … Continue reading The Friday Politics thread can’t spiral like it used to.

In that I just woke up and realized I forgot to write this last night. Good Morning fellow Politicadoes! So, short and sweet. The world is still chaos. Let’s all remember to be empathetic, have peace, love and understanding, support … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread of Wokeness

Happy Friday Politicadoes. Short and sweet, because anything I write on Thursday afternoon will be hopelessly out of date by the time you read this. NJ will be moving to Phase 2 next Friday, which means Al Fresco Dining! Let’s … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread is still in Phase 1

Good morning Politicadoes. I was already in a bad mood and wasn’t going to be funny in the header today, but things have managed to get much worse overnight. In Minneapolis, protests continued. so the President said to go ahead … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread

Happy Friday Politcadoes. It’s a 3-day weekend for many of us, and the unofficial start of Summer 2020, what with all the foreboding horror that implies. If you are in a Safe-at-home state, you get to celebrate with masks and … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread – Unmasked!

Good Morning Politicadoes.  Happy Friday!  You may have heard that Obama did something so horrible, so criminal, so unjustifiable that they locked him up in a gated community and threw away the key.  Or something like that.  Look, you all … Continue reading The Friday Politics Threadgate

Good morning Politicadoes.  Yesterday it turns out that you can basically commit any crime as a political figure and it doesn’t matter anymore.  At least not for the “justice” department.  But whatever.  It’s Friday, and you don’t read these headers … Continue reading The Friday Politics thread is hopelessly corrupt

Good Morning Politicadoes.  Welcome to May, 2020.  I bet you thought we’d never get here.  May is the time for reopening states so that everyone can get sick in June.  And as we all know, summer colds are the worst.  … Continue reading The Friday Politics thread sends out a mayday!