…And Stiff As A Board. Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – This is pretty much all I got for this week. Hell, the reason this one is going out so late is that I am dealing with some immense … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 4/17/2026 – Light As A Feather

Note: This JRT was supposed to go up last week, but, for whatever reason, did not publish correctly. As I am both committed to continuity, in addition to being a profoundly lazy individual, the original post is presented to you, … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 4/3, 4/10/2026 – Late Shift

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Well, normally, this column would have some manner of joke pertaining to my being at PAX East; the biggest gaming convention on the East Coast. Normally. Therefore. it is sad to tell, that, … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 3/27/2026 – Just Another Weekend

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Okay, kids; I don’t what it’s like where you are, but, it is damn nice here. The last few weeks have been touch-and-go insofar as the weather goes, making all forms of commute; … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 2/20/2026 – Open Table

Hey, all; Happy And Homicidal Friday – For reasons not worth getting into, can’t really type (or sit up, really) at the moment. so it’s down to y’all. Besides, as you’ll note, below, a picture is worth a thousand words, … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 3/13/2026 – Rant; Rant For Big Wheel!

Hey, all; Fun and Frozen Friday – As you may have already surmised, it’s both cold and damp where I am, right now; with the expectation of even greater slickness to come. I’d be happy to turtle up and avoid … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 3/6/2026 – Iced Over

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Hope everyone’s doing well. Miracle of Miracles, we seem to be getting some actual sun and warmth out here on the East Coast; and frankly, I need any excuse to get out that … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 2/27/2026 – Thaw

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Fffffffff-ack it – God, I’m tired. I’m tired, it’s cold, and my bathroom is too small. Cryptic? Yup; but that’s all I have to say. Love you guys. As ever. have a safe and productive … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 2/20/2026 – ::Tired Grunt::

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy *looks at date* Oh, here we go… Anyway, can’t talk long; both busy with life, and running from a maniac. Therefore, I leave it to you. Take it away, Ralph: As ever, have a safe … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 2/13/2026 – Open Ta-*SLASH*

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Before anyone says anything, last week wasn’t my fault. We had a power outage on my block for almost a day. I was both annoyed and very cold, and am currently not feeling … Continue reading Job (And Weather) Rants Thread – 2/6/2026 – Okay, So Last Time…

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Keeping this quick, today; up to my armpits in paperwork, and trying to stock up before the latest snowpocalypse hits the East Coast of the U.S. Ain’t seasons grand? Beyond all that, though, … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 1/23/2026 – Sn’Open Table

Hey all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Sooooooooo…Sorry about last week. I was laid up with a very painful sprained neck, and by the time I stopped moaning and realized that it was, in fact Friday, there seemed to be … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 1/16/2026 – Oops

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy First Friday of 2026! As you may have gathered from the header, I’m typing this in a rush, having reached the same conclusion. Between coming down from the holiday havoc, to New Years’ Day being … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 1/2/2026 – ORIF (Oh, Right; It’s Friday)

Hello, you’ve reached the Job Rants Thread. No-one is currently available to take your post right now, due to being closed for the holidays. However, your rant is very important to us, so please feel free to leave a message … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 12/26/2025 – This Is A Recording

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Multiple irons in the fire, today; though it’s that time of year. Had to make this one a quick one, today due to that and some lingering pain issues. That said, I’m basically … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 12/12/2025 – Open Table

H-hey all; Ha-p-p-p-y And Healthy F-Friday – I am very cold. Cold air is blowing through my apartment vents, even though this place is normally heated like a snake terrarium, (My building has a decently-sized elderly population) so I have … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 12/5/2025 – Cold Snap

Hey, all; Happy And Heallllllll<yawn> – Hey; now go’way. Sleepin’. Good spread, last night. Good spread means good sleep; thus I mean to do more of it. Hope that all of you who gave thanks today are equally full and … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 11/26/2025 – Feeling Tryptophan-tastic

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Guh. Have both a blocked nose and Writer’s Block, today. Frankly, I’m surprised that I can even get out a sentences on a screen. That said, it’s my problem, not yours. Hope you … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 11/21/2025 – Fall Blecch

Hey, all; Happy & Healthy Friday – What’s good, my dear Workados? Hope Fall’s treating you all well. Reading the weather report today for my neck of the woods appears to indicate an actual chance of <gasp!> sun; for once. … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 11/14/2025 – Open Table

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Okay, so…I was feeling bit sick last night and so accidentally fell asleep earlier. Woke up at around 3:00 AM, still not feeling 100%, and so I ended up spending more time watching … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 11/7/2025 – Oops

Hello, Boils And Ghouls, Happy Halloween! Yes, it’s your old pal, the Gimp’dkeeper, hack for another Job Scares Thread. Hopefully, you’re all keeping grisly on this Friday. Me? Well, frankly. the only thing scarier than the holiday is my bank … Continue reading Job Scares Thread – 10/31/2025 – One, Two, Bosses Coming For You