The CW’s 2017 American adaptation of the Archie comics with a ton of soap opera elements and plenty of maple syrup
Last week: Ronnie’s parents both had trials, Jughead is still going through some ol’ bullshit at school, Archie is…doing Archie things. Continue reading Riverdale “Chapter Sixty-Three: Hereditary” Live Thread
So last week on this blessed, blessed show: BETTY’S MOM SHOT CMM WHO WAS PLANNING TO ESCAPE IN A ROCKET WHILE WEARING AN EVEL KINEVEL SUIT WHY DIDN’T THEY LAUNCH THE ROCKET Also Archie and Mad Dog started … Continue reading Riverdale S4E4 “Chapter Sixty-One: Halloween” Live Thread
Last week: Jughead transferred to a school with a lower body count, Veronica applied to Harvard(lol), they finally did something about Reggie’s abusive dad, Cheryl started a feud with the new Principal, Principal Honey(he sucks), Betty told Kevin about … Continue reading Riverdale S4E3 “Chapter Sixty: Dog Day Afternoon” Live Thread
Last Week: We said good-bye to the best parent in Riverdale and by all accounts, a wonderful man. Continue reading Riverdale S4E2 “Chapter Fifty-Nine: Fast Times at Riverdale High” Live Thread
We’re back. Last season a lot of stuff happened. A cult took over the town so that the leader could harvest organs(never did find out what was with the floating baby), Betty’s mom turns out was working with the … Continue reading Riverdale S4E1 “Chapter Fifty-Eight: In Memoriam” Live Thread
After receiving mysterious invitations, Archie, Betty, Veronica and Jughead band together to confront the evils of their past once and for all. Meanwhile, chaos ensues at The Farm after Edgar makes a chilling announcement. jesus it’s finally over Continue reading Riverdale S3E22 “Chapter Fifty-Seven: Survive The Night” Live Thread
We’re in the endgame now. Continue reading Riverdale S3E21 “Chapter Fifty-Six: The Dark Secret of Harvest House” Live Thread
Last week on This Neverending Insanity: JB got kidnapped and saved The Farm has pretty much taken over the town Archie and Veronica somehow haven’t noticed and still care about boxing Jughead’s Mom bounced Betty’s Dad died offscreen (hmmm…) Josie’s … Continue reading Riverdale S3E20 “Chapter Fifty-Five: Prom Night” Live Thread
Last Week: Toni and Betty made a plan to take down the Farm from the inside. Archie came even closer to becoming the future Daredevil by fighting Frank Castle’s looper. Turns out Betty scares the shit out of her own … Continue reading Riverdale S3E19 “Chapter Fifty-Four: Fear the Reaper” Live Thread
Last Time: I think the Heathers episode? Dude, it’s been a while Continue reading Riverdale S3E18 “Chapter Fifty-Three: Jawbreaker” Live Thread
Last Week: HEATHERS and CMM Continue reading Riverdale S3E17: “Chapter Fifty-Two: The Master” Live Thread
Oliver Pike. Billy Masterson. Dylan McKay. Sub-Zero. Rick Jones. Inspector Spacetime. Fred Andrews. Rest In Power. Continue reading Riverdale S3E14 “Chapter Forty-Nine: Fire Walk With Me” Live Thread, In Memory of Luke Perry (1966 – 2019)
I legit forget what happened last time and I’m too lazy to google it BUT RIVERDALE IS BACK BAYBEEEE Continue reading Riverdale S3E13 “Chapter Forty-Eight: Requiem for a Welterweight” Live Thread
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So, Last week: turns out Archie didn’t die lol ok Tall Boy was revealed as the GK lol ok Varchie broke up again because Reggie opened his dumb mouth Josie & the Pussycats are MIA Kevin who FORMER GANG … Continue reading Riverdale S3E11 “Chapter Forty-Six: The Red Dahlia” Live Thread
Ok so last week Archie died I guess I know people joke about them doing “Afterlife With Archie”, but… also Cheryl and Tomi became Catwoman Jughead kicked [google search] Fangs out of the Southside Serpents for selling drugs Betty … Continue reading Riverdale S3E10 “Chapter Forty-Five: The Stranger” Live Thread
Guess who’s back Back again Stupid Archie’s back tell a friend God, it’s been so long, what the fuck even happened last time Ooo we finally got to meet JellyBean and Mama Jones (JellyBean is the best character) Betty does … Continue reading Riverdale S3E9 “Chapter Fourty-Four: No Exit” Live Thread
Last Week on Tales From the opposite of The Hood: Archie almost dies because he’s stupid and horny Veronica totally shows how independent she is by asking her knowingly evil Dad for advice then taking that advice Betty has a … Continue reading Riverdale S3E8 “Chapter Forty-Three: Outbreak” Live Thread (Mid-Season Finale!)
