And Fall 2 falls! And Onslaught isn’t sought! Continue reading Peter Parker is Very Rich — Weekend Box Office Report for September 4th-September 6th, 2026

Also The Dog Stars is all bark and no bite. Continue reading Spider-Man vs. ACME — Weekend Box Office Report for August 28th-August 30th, 2026

Why am I even hiding her? You all know who this is, whether you want to or not. Continue reading Brand New Day Makes Brand New Money — Weekend Box Office Report for August 21st-August 23rd, 2026

No, I didn’t choose this featured image because I’m bisexual, and why would you even think that? Continue reading Spider-Money — Weekend Box Office Report for August 14th-August 16th, 2026

Don’t be sad, Peter! You’re making so much money! Continue reading Spider-Man is Big Potato — Weekend Box Office Report for August 7th-August 9th, 2026

It’s a brand new day at the box office. I am the first person to make this joke. Continue reading Spider-Man Can Finally Pay his Rent — Weekend Box Office Report for July 31st-August 2nd, 2026

YouTube taking over Hollywood? Not on Nolan’s watch! Continue reading The Odyssey Mends Hollywood’s Bow — Weekend Box Office Report for July 24th-July 26th, 2026

Yes, they really did make an official comic book adaptation of this with Pinkie Pie. Look it up. Continue reading The Odyssey is Epic — Weekend Box Office Report for July 17th-July 19th, 2026

Not so shiny, is it? Continue reading How Far Does Moana Go? Not Far, Apparently — Weekend Box Office Report for July 10th-July 12th, 2026

Mo Minions, mo problems! Continue reading Minions Flops Except Not Really — Weekend Box Office Report for July 3rd-July 5th, 2026

It’s the worst script for a box office report I can remember–oh, never mind, I’m done with this bit. Continue reading Supergirl Ain’t Super — Weekend Box Office Report for June 26th-June 28th, 2026

They look like they’re about to have the rap battle of the century. Continue reading Toy Story 5 Generates Buzz — Weekend Box Office Report for June 19th-June 21st

It’s okay, Skeletor. You’ll always be a king to me! Continue reading This Box Office Report Will Undo the Leadership of the World — Weekend Box Office Report for June 12th-June 14th, 2026

And Scary Movie makes scary good money. Continue reading The Amazing Digital Circus Has the Power!

Backrooms! Woo-hoo! Everywhere you go, there are more Backrooms! Woo-hoo! Continue reading What’s Happening? — Weekend Box Office Report for May 29th-May 31st, 2026

Don’t worry, she’s just watching him sleep like Rocky in Project Hail Mary. Continue reading Audiences Still Have an Obsession with Michael — Weekend Box Office Report for May 15th-May 17th, 2026

At least he seems excited. Continue reading Fatality? — Weekend Box Office Report for May 8th-May 10th, 2026

Oink! Continue reading All Summer Movies Are Equal, But Some Are More Equal Than Others — Weekend Box Office Report for May 1st-May 3rd, 2026

You still can’t read this box office report on Disney+. Continue reading The Box Office is Anything But Bad — Weekend Box Office Report for April 24th-April 26th, 2026

She’s awesome for her five minutes of screen time. Continue reading The Box Office Reaches a Bonus Level — Weekend Box Office Report for April 10th-April 12th, 2026

Continue? Continue reading Mario Levels Up — Weekend Box Office Report for April 3rd-April 5th, 2026