Mo Minions, mo problems! Continue reading Minions Flops Except Not Really — Weekend Box Office Report for July 3rd-July 5th, 2026

It’s the worst script for a box office report I can remember–oh, never mind, I’m done with this bit. Continue reading Supergirl Ain’t Super — Weekend Box Office Report for June 26th-June 28th, 2026

They look like they’re about to have the rap battle of the century. Continue reading Toy Story 5 Generates Buzz — Weekend Box Office Report for June 19th-June 21st

It’s okay, Skeletor. You’ll always be a king to me! Continue reading This Box Office Report Will Undo the Leadership of the World — Weekend Box Office Report for June 12th-June 14th, 2026

And Scary Movie makes scary good money. Continue reading The Amazing Digital Circus Has the Power!

Backrooms! Woo-hoo! Everywhere you go, there are more Backrooms! Woo-hoo! Continue reading What’s Happening? — Weekend Box Office Report for May 29th-May 31st, 2026

Don’t worry, she’s just watching him sleep like Rocky in Project Hail Mary. Continue reading Audiences Still Have an Obsession with Michael — Weekend Box Office Report for May 15th-May 17th, 2026

At least he seems excited. Continue reading Fatality? — Weekend Box Office Report for May 8th-May 10th, 2026

Oink! Continue reading All Summer Movies Are Equal, But Some Are More Equal Than Others — Weekend Box Office Report for May 1st-May 3rd, 2026

You still can’t read this box office report on Disney+. Continue reading The Box Office is Anything But Bad — Weekend Box Office Report for April 24th-April 26th, 2026

She’s awesome for her five minutes of screen time. Continue reading The Box Office Reaches a Bonus Level — Weekend Box Office Report for April 10th-April 12th, 2026

Continue? Continue reading Mario Levels Up — Weekend Box Office Report for April 3rd-April 5th, 2026

And in possibly the easiest box office joke ever, They Will Kill You got killed. Continue reading Rocky Rules — Weekend Box Office Report for March 27th-March 29th, 2026

Ready or Not? Not, apparently. Continue reading The Box Office Throws a Hail Mary — Weekend Box Office Report for March 20th-March 22nd, 2026

She looks like she’s about to tell him she doesn’t think the system works… Continue reading Reminders of Hoppers — Weekend Box Office Report for March 13th-March 15th, 2026

Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Money. Continue reading The Bride Belongs Dead — Weekend Box Office Report for March 6th-March 8th, 2026

WASSUP??? Continue reading Scream Shrieks — Weekend Box Office Report for February 27th-March 1st, 2026

He’s a psycho AND a killer? What is he? Some kind of PSYCHO KILLER??!!! Continue reading GOAT is GOAT-ed (Well, This Week Anyway) — Weekend Box Office Report for February 20th-February 22nd, 2026

Giggity! Continue reading The Box Office Comes to New Heights — Weekend Box Office Report for February 13th-February 16th, 2026

Yeah, I’m late, but y’all were too busy watching football to read this anyway. Continue reading No One Talks to Strangers — Weekend Box Office Report for February 6th-February 8th, 2026

Send help if you don’t want to read about this! Or just skip the first few paragraphs. Continue reading The Box Office Really Doesn’t Care, Do You? — Weekend Box Office Report for January 30th-February 1st, 2026