“I used to think my life was a blockbuster movie…” Continue reading “You’re laughing. Joker 2 cost $190 million, and you’re laughing?” — Weekend box office report for October 4th-October 6th 2024

You want two animated movies about robots at once? Wish granted! Continue reading Moviegoers Go Wild — Weekend Box Office Report for September 27th-September 29th 2024

“Till all are (Transformers) one…” Continue reading Beetlejuice Kills Optimus Prime — Weekend Box Office Report for September 20th-September 22nd 2024

Also Matt Walsh made a movie. Hooray. Continue reading The Juice is Still Loose — Weekend Box Office Report for September 13th-September 15th 2024

Boo! Continue reading It’s Showtime! — Weekend Box Office Report for September 6th-September 8th 2024

Also they made a movie about the guy from Bedtime for Bonzo. Continue reading Marvel Rules Labor Day — Weekend Box Office Report for August 30th-September 1st 2024

Also, The Crow opened. Allegedly. Continue reading Deadpool Forges his Way Back to the Top — Weekend Box Office Report for August 23rd-August 25th 2024

In space, no one can hear you scream. On Ryan’s World, it won’t matter. Continue reading Alien Hugs the Box Office — Weekend Box Office Report for August 16th-August 18th 2024

Game over. Continue reading Borderlands Ends With Us — Weekend Box Office Report for August 9th-August 11th 2024

Somewhere, Mel Gibson is crying. Continue reading Marvel Jesus Beats Jesus — Box Office Report for August 2nd-August 4th 2024

Somewhere out there, Scorsese is shedding a sexy tear. Continue reading What Superhero Fatigue? — Box Office Report for July 26th-July 28th 2024

“Holy cow.” Continue reading Twisters Blows Away Competition (Ugh) — Box Office Report for July 19th-July 21st 2024

Get ready for the Cage. Continue reading Longlegs Shocks — Weekend Box Office Report for July 12th-July 14th 2024

“KNOCKED OVER!” Continue reading Despicable Me 4 Makes Minions and Minions of Dollars — Weekend Box Office Report for July 5th-July 7th 2024

More Joy! More money! Continue reading Inside Out 2 is Louder than A Quiet Place — Weekend Box Office Report for June 28th-June 30th 2024

Making money feels GOOD! Continue reading Everyone is Feeling Envy for Inside Out 2’s Success — Box Office Report for June 21st-June 23rd 2024

Summer is finally here, y’all! Continue reading Inside Out 2 Brings Joy to Box Office — Box Office Report for June 14th-June 16th 2024

Now that’s what I’m talking about! Continue reading Bad Boys: Ride or Die Slaps at Box Office — Box Office Report for June 7th-June 9th 2024

NOTHING CAN STOP THE LASAGNA! Continue reading Garfield Feasts on Victory — Box Office Report for May 31st-June 2nd 2024

Whoever invented prequels should be drug out into the street and shot. Continue reading Furiosa Gets Devoured by Garfield — Box Office Report for May 24th-May 26th 2024

Not affiliated with Joey in any way. Continue reading IF Imagines Itself Lower Than Expected — Box Office Report for May 17th-May 19th 2024