Spoiler Policy: All spoilers up to and including the currently discussed episode will be unmarked. Spoilers for episodes beyond the current point will be enclosed in Fast Forward blocks, which will include spoilers for the entire series. Horror Club Official Description: Steven goes to the lighthouse to watch scary movies. We haven’t really checked in with the townies since Keep Beach City Weird. This is apparently the first episode that does not have Garnet, Amethyst or Pearl in it. This episode is also a Halloween episode in everything but name. Steven Universe doesn’t really do holiday specials, and officially the world … Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Horror Club / Winter Forecast

Spoiler Policy: All spoilers up to and including the currently discussed episode will be unmarked. Spoilers for episodes beyond the current point will be enclosed in Fast Forward blocks, which will include spoilers for the entire series. Future Vision Official Description: Steven learns that Garnet can see into the future. Finally, I can stop putting all the references to Garnet’s Future Vision inside of the spoiler boxes. Which will now be renamed Future Vision boxes, because I can. In keeping with the general theme of growing up we’ve had this season, Steven is packing up some of his toys that he … Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Future Vision / On the Run

Spoiler Policy: All spoilers up to and including the currently discussed episode will be unmarked. Spoilers for episodes beyond the current point will be enclosed in Fast Forward blocks, which will include spoilers for the entire series. I’ve been excited about this one for a while! But before we begin, there’s something I’d like to discuss… The Master List of Steven’s Trauma Inspired by a particular recent episode and the ensuing discussion, I thought it would be a good idea to keep a compiled list of all the traumatic events Steven experiences throughout the series. Not to spoil anything, but there’s … Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Lion 3: Straight to Video / Warp Tour

Spoiler Policy: All spoilers up to and including the currently discussed episode will be unmarked. Spoilers for episodes beyond the current point will be enclosed in Fast Forward blocks, which will include spoilers for the entire series. Keep Beach City Weird Official Description: Steven gets caught up in Ronaldo’s paranormal theories about the strange occurrences in Beach City. It’s our first Ronaldo episode! I know everyone’s very excited about that. Seriously, I don’t think this one is so bad. The show opens with a lively game of Steven Tag. Steven Tag is a game where whoever gets tagged has to shapeshift … Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Keep Beach City Weird / Fusion Cuisine

Spoiler Policy: All spoilers up to and including the currently discussed episode will be unmarked. Spoilers for episodes beyond the current point will be enclosed in Fast Forward blocks, which will include spoilers for the entire series. Secret Team Official Description: Steven, Amethyst, and Pearl accidentally pop a bubbled Gem and form Secret Team. Steven’s hanging out in Amethyst’s room in the Temple, diving off of her piles of trash / treasure into various puddles. Amethyst shapeshifts into a ball to show him how to put more “ball” in his “cannon.” Steven wants to try a different puddle, so he sticks … Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Secret Team / Island Adventure

Spoiler Policy: All spoilers up to and including the currently discussed episode will be unmarked. Spoilers for episodes beyond the current point will be enclosed in Fast Forward blocks, which will include spoilers for the entire series. House Guest Official Description: After injuring his leg, Greg comes to live with Steven and unintentionally interferes with Steven’s powers. Here we are, finally in Season 1B, which is maaaaaybe my second-favorite season after 2. Unfortunately, we’re starting off with one of the weaker episodes overall, but the good stuff is just around the corner! We open at It’s a Wash. Check out that … Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: House Guest / Space Race