Last Friday the polls opened in the State of the Avocado (I’m sure that doesn’t reference anything else), and 228 of you cast your votes in the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election. Thank you to everyone who participated! Seriously, I would’ve … Continue reading RESULTS! – The Avocado Votes – 2020 U.S. Presidential Election

Welcome to the polls! The day of reckoning U.S. Presidential Election Day, November 3rd 2020, draws ever closer. But first we have the Democratic Party primaries to hash out who will be nominated to compete against President Donald Trump. So … Continue reading The Avocado Votes – 2020 U.S. Presidential Election!

This is it. The end is nigh. We got 6 people debating tonight, Joe Biden, Bernard Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar and Amy Klobuchar. Several including Cory Booker and Marianne Williamson have dropped from the race. Yang, despite … Continue reading The Debates: This is it. This is the Beginning of the End

We have lost another candidate since the last debate, Kamala Harris, and her fans have since taking the blackpill But we are going to talk about KHive’s descent into nihilism, we are here to talk the debate. We got the … Continue reading The Debate Thread: Fuck We Are Still Doing This?

Hey kids, we’ve been through quite some journey since the last debate. Our favorite Irish bastard, Beto, has decided to drop out so he could grow a shitty beard in peace. Our favorite bastard billionaire, Bloomberg, has decided to join … Continue reading The Debates: Fuck It, I’m Not Going to Bother

It’s October 21st, 2019, which means Election Day is finally here. If you’re a Canadian citizen who is 18 or older, you get to go to the polls to vote for a Member of Parliament to represent your interests in … Continue reading Canadian Federal Election 2019

After last night, it would be hard to top watching Warren and Sanders basically tag teaming to eviscerate the competition, but that’s not going to stop CNN from trying. Tonight we have the following • Former Vice President Joe Biden … Continue reading Democratic Debate Night 2, Day 2: Debaters Strike Back

We have an exciting night on our hands with Steve Bullock, Pete Buttigieg, John Delaney, John Hickenlooper, Amy Klobuchar, Beto O’Rourke, Tim Ryan, Marianne Williamson, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren sharing the stage tonight. Will Warren and Sanders focus on … Continue reading Democratic Debate Night 2, Day 1: Attack of the Debaters

The Israeli government has called for a second general election to take place on September 17, 2019. Accordingly, I’ve decided to continue my series on Israeli politics. It is available as a video below, but if you can’t watch or … Continue reading What’s Going on in the Israeli Labor Party?

In case you didn’t get your fill last night, tonight, more Dems debate, most notably Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Kamala Harris, Kirsten Gillibrand, Pete Buttigieg, and, Jesus, some others people too. Live stream here! https://www.nbcnews.com Discuss here (*gestures below*)! Continue reading Democrats Debate: Night 2 (6/27/19)

Tonight’s bare-knuckle brawl stars: Cory Booker, Bill de Blasio, Julián Castro, John Delaney, Tulsi Gabbard, Jay Inslee (or “Jay Inlsee” according to my TV), Amy Klobuchar, Beto O’Rourke, Tim Ryan and Elizabeth Warren! Be civil and follow the Mayor McSquirrel … Continue reading June 2019 Democratic Presidential Debates: Part 1

The Israeli government has called for a second general election to take place on September 17, 2019. Accordingly, I’ve decided to continue my series on Israeli politics. It is available as a video below, but if you can’t watch or … Continue reading Elections: Endgame

This is the updated version of the previous thread. Today we are focusing on Sunday events. As you probably guessed, I stayed home for the weekend, so I’ll be trying to keep you all up to date. So what is … Continue reading 2019 European Elections: Collision Course Part 1

The following article is available as a video below, but if you can’t watch or would prefer not to, a summary has been provided further down. Additionally, feel free to discuss or ask questions in the comments, being mindful of … Continue reading Analyzing the 2019 Israeli Election: The Government

Hello, all! My live video coverage begins at 3pm Eastern Daylight Time. Until then, I will deliver some news updates in the comments, and you can watch all of my election videos in the playlist below. Feel free to comment … Continue reading LIVE Israeli Election Coverage!

WANTED: Questions for election night Q&A! Tell me what you want to know in the comments! The Israeli government has called for a general election to take place on April 9, 2019. Accordingly, I’ve decided to continue my series on … Continue reading A [Snarky] Practical Guide to Israeli Political Parties

The Israeli government has called for a general election to take place on April 9, 2019. Accordingly, I’ve decided to continue my series on Israeli politics. It is available as a video below, but if you can’t watch or would … Continue reading Israeli Election Coverage, Part V: Scandal

The Israeli government has called for a general election to take place on April 9, 2019. Accordingly, I’ve decided to continue my series on Israeli politics. It is available as a video below, but if you can’t watch or would … Continue reading Israeli Election Coverage Part IV: Security and Foreign Policy