Democratic Debate Night 2, Day 1: Attack of the Debaters

We have an exciting night on our hands with Steve Bullock, Pete Buttigieg, John Delaney, John Hickenlooper, Amy Klobuchar, Beto O’Rourke, Tim Ryan, Marianne Williamson, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren sharing the stage tonight.

Will Warren and Sanders focus on each other or will they tag team and take everyone else down?

Will Williamson still be tripping on that tablet of acid she took in the last debate?

Will Beto actually know what the fuck is going on?

Will Klobuchar beat another intern with a chair?

Will Hickenlooper finally stop calling everything socialism?

Will we be able to remember the other debaters actually exist once its over?

All these questions and more will be answered tonight, so stay tuned