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Taking over posting duties for this thread at least for this week. I’ll try to keep up with it but if you don’t see it by 6pm-ish Thursday, feel free to toss it up yourself. First, some housekeeping: Let’s try … Continue reading The Football Thread: NFL Week 2 / CFB Week 3
Week 1 is in the books! I lost and am in 10th place because this world is cruel garbage. But that’s life, people. Anyways, Week 1 is always a bizarre weird world and should never be analyzed too hard, so … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Week 2
If you want to talk about football — whether the college games from earlier in the week or the NFL games today and tomorrow — here’s your thread! I missed yesterday’s LSU/Texas game that was, based on the 27 texts … Continue reading Football! (American Style)
Okay so we have 12 teams in place at the moment and I would like to say sorry about the people I didn’t get in this time, I was busy at work all throughout this and didn’t get the chance … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Start Point
It’s a new fantasy year everybody. I’m your commissioner Harvey Dent, and I am here to provide another year of failure for myself/hopeful success for the rest of you. League Page URL: https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/367161 I’m slow as hell at getting … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football 2019
An entire nation waits to see how the Raiders manage to fuck up 3 first round draft pick. Talk about the NFL draft! Who was a reach! Who is a lock! Draft bust or Canton Bust! As always, remember to … Continue reading 2019 NFL DRAFT THREAD
No worries, you haven’t traveled back to 2001 or anything. Its just happening again after 17 years. It’d be a stretch to call it a rematch as Tom Brady is the only player left from that game on either team … Continue reading Super Bowl Live Thread
Flock & Tingle is John Teti’s intermittent interim football column. In the lead-up to Super Bowl XXXXXIII, Flock & Tingle is looking back on the NFL postseason while looking ahead with key insights on the “big game” (the Super Bowl). … Continue reading Flock & Tingle’s Super Bowl Countdown, Vol. 1: What is a sportsman like, anyway?
And then there were 4! Hat tip to NFL.com for the schedule Continue reading NFL Conference Championships!
We’re at 8 teams to start Saturday. Come Sunday night we’ll be at 4. Let’s talk and watch! Continue reading NFL Playoffs – The Divisional Round
Flock & Tingle is John Teti’s intermittent interim column about pro football. When Tony Romo replaced Phil Simms in 2017 as CBS’ lead color commentator, the football world gained a fresh voice whose enthusiasm for the game bubbles out of … Continue reading Flock & Tingle: New works from Phil Simms, poet laureate of the NFL
Two games Saturday! Two on Sunday! Let’s get wild and talk football! Continue reading NFL Wild Card Weekend
(Tip of the hat to NFL.com for the schedule) Continue reading NFL Regular Season Week 17
(Tip of the hat to NFL.com for the schedule) Continue reading NFL Regular Season Week 16
(Tip of the hat to NFL.com for the schedule) Should’ve just done this as a two-parter with the Saturday games or something. Oh well. Chargers def. Chiefs 29-28 Texans def. Jets 29-22 Browns def. Broncos 17-16 Continue reading NFL Regular Season Week 15 Thread
Tennessee defeated Jacksonville 30-9 on Thursday night (Tip of the hat to NFL.com for the schedule) Continue reading NFL Regular Season Week 14
(Tip of the hat to NFL.com for the schedule) Continue reading NFL Regular Season Week 13 Thread
Flock & Tingle is John Teti’s interim column about pro football. Parabola man, parabola man, doing the things a parabola can Late in the Chicago Bears’ Week 11 victory against the Minnesota Vikings, Chicago running back Tarik Cohen dashed toward … Continue reading Flock & Tingle: A salute to the parabola people
Welp there was a week off in posting threads last week, but never fear, I return this week. We had a very lousy week this week, largely because I was eliminated from the playoffs and frankly it’s offensive. We also … Continue reading Avocado Week 13 Fantasy Football (Last Regular Season Week!)
(Tip of the hat to NFL.com for the schedule) Continue reading NFL Regular Season Week 12
What do we got on the schedule today? Chicago at Detroit 12:30 PM EST CBS Washington at Dallas 4:30 PM EST FOX Atlanta at New Orleans 8:20 PM EST NBC I don’t think anyone gives away the Turducken like Madden … Continue reading The Thanksgiving NFL Thread
