The classic party game here that turns fellow Avocados on each other in an exercise in paranoia and fun
Pouring in. That’s what I did. I did not walk, I did not drive, I did not do anything else to arrive at this place. I simply fell into where I needed to be. I didn’t realize it at first, … Continue reading Werewolves 126: Katabasis
The Baudelaires either don’t notice or don’t mention the absence of one of the orphans, and instead leave you alone for some quiet time. Imagine that– you are not sent to scale the side of a lighthouse, or to work … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences: Day Six
Safety in the lighthouse is a questionable proposition. “Orphans!” yells the older man, the one whose name you don’t know. “Now be an excellent time t’ paint the lighthouse. Gettin’ kind of flaky up there, it be. Storm’s comin’ in … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences: Day Five
“Things were really difficult after I had to leave Juniper,” Sucralouise tells you while dumping a 50 lb. bag of confectioner’s sugar into a hopper that connects to God knows what, “but I thought to myself, ‘Sucralouise, girl, you know … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences Day 4
“Time is a continuum,” Casper tells you as you mount gears on shaping wheels. “Raawk!” says Emily. “‘Continuum’ means-“ “Ice Bear knows what ‘continuum’ means,” says Ice Bear. “Oh,” says Casper, crestfallen. “Anyway, what I do here is make sure … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences Day 3
Surprisingly, no one seems to notice that you fired a missile into the sky. “I am the night,” says LEGO Batman. “No, I am the night,” says Regular Batman. You go back inside and finish the night’s research with Juniper. Proudly examining … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences Day 2
It is a terrible thing, to lose the ones you love, and not at all something that can be rectified with a stick of gum. “Rectified” is a word which here means “made right,” and as you chew your Weatherbee’s … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences Day 1
A shot rang out. “Death is not so cute.” Wasp has been eliminated. A shot rang out. “I’m finally going where my memes will be welcomed.” Corporal Hicks as been eliminated. The Bounty Hunter collected 79 Garnets. The Rules of … Continue reading WW 124: Genius – Episode 6: The Bean Dilemma Game
Greetings [ORPHAN], We at the Bureau of Orphan Operations (BOO) are sorry to hear of the recent loss of your parent(s), guardian(s) or fairy godmother(s). As detailed in attached booklet AN INTRODUCTORY GUIDE TO BULK ORPHAN PROCESSING, 13TH EDITION, orphananity … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences
A shot rang out. “Looks like a big hit was put on me by [blank].” Goat has been eliminated. Another shot rang out – I mean, someone was put on a train to a farm upstate. Mr.ImMyOwnGrandfather has been eliminated. … Continue reading WW 124: Genius – Episode 5: The Mini-Werewolf Game
A shot rang out “Oh no… it’s too bad Yurt only live once.” Owen has been eliminated. Another shot rang out. “Oh no, all the damage to my wires – I mean, internal organs. Yes, I am totally bleeding out … Continue reading WW 124: Genius – Episode 4: The Horse Race Game
“Where is the Orphanage you promised to build!” the crowd shout at their president. “Under construction!” Spooky pleaded “Where is the video Spooky? WHERE IS THE VIDEO???” “You can’t rush great art!” she retorted. “Here, just have some campaign buttons!” … Continue reading WW 124: Genius – Episode 3: The Food Chain Game
At Spookyfriend’s election night victory party, two of her supporters chatted it up. “Wait a-one second, weren’t you one-a the the people running against her?” asked a man who’d shown up in a chef hat. “True” said a snazzy looking … Continue reading WW 124: Genius – Episode 2: The Dueling Game
Welcome to The Genius Game. 20 Contestants have been assembled to test their wits to their limits against each other. The participants will introduce themselves, but I’m sure they will come from a wide variety of success in different fields. … Continue reading WW 124: Genius – Episode 1: The Election Game
You have been mailed a mysterious box. Contained within is 5 Garnets, and the following letter. Congratulations, you have been invited to The Genius game. In The Genius Game, you’ll be able to experience the limits of human psychology. In The … Continue reading WW 124: GENIUS: NIGHT OF WOLVES – Sign-Ups
Spooky had some thoughts about this current predicament. First of all, she had been so rudely denied a gun to protect herself, and then she was flung from a box after trying to find out who the REAL moderator was. … Continue reading Werewolf 123 : Five Night at Fitness 2: Sister Location Day Eight
Nick Angel was more than prepared for this trial. After all, who else c̴̨̢̹̃͗ơ̴̢̢̭̙̫̮̣̟͉̏̓̈́̈͜ͅú̴̻̌̈́͠ļ̷̧̼̖̬̹̞̮͙̖͍͚̪͔͛͒̊̐̈́̆͝d̶̯͇̥̩̼͓̟͖͎̔̍͛́͐͐̅̃͂̀̚ ̵̼̗̺̳̹̒̾̋̇̃̇̿̀̈̾̃͑͘h̴̼̙͉̏̿̋̽̀͑̒͜ą̷̖͍̣̫̲͚͔̦̰͙̥̌̌̽͌̑̈́̕͜͜͝ͅn̴̡̺̦͎̹̯̱͙̩̺̫̜̞̓́͜d̶̛͚̒́̓͑̚͝l̸̖͓̒̂̓̇e̷͔͇̼̳̲͉̯͇̥̬̍͋͒̃̂̊̍̇͛̂͜ ̷̝̼͎̰͎̥͎͚̓̍͆̔̓̋̋̑͝͝ả̴̧̲͎̻̥̊ ̷̢͚͎͉̾͆͗̾̊̀͆̓̓̚ s̷͉̩̱̥͕̻͈͌̂͊̉̈̓͒̂̒́͜ḯ̷̖̹̬̩̥͇͈̂͛̓́̋͑̀̓͂͜ţ̷̧̪̯̳̺͔̗̼̜́̊̽̅̋͂͌̿̉́̿̒ͅų̸̰͈̬̪̳̥͇̦̪͒̀͝a̸̤͍̜̠͔͙̯̺͓̲̻͚̱̟̋́́̌͌͗͛ͅt̸̫̤̝̮͊͗̓̒͛i̷̡̙̙̞̜̭̇̉͜͠͝ơ̵̮͖̬̱͔̰̩̹͚̘̥̔̒̓̅͛̍̇̈́̅̂̊̊͠͝ͅn̷̢̧͉̹͔͓̟̜̘̰̽̈́̀̅̓͗̆̓̈́̚͝ͅ ̷̣͕̠̭͙͑͊̑̔̀̒̅s̸͍̞͎͕̱͈̈́͗ṷ̶͓͙̰͉͚̭͓̪̯͙̬̩͐̑̐ͅͅc̶͔̮̭͕̜̻̹̍̕h̸̥̖͕̭̻̫̪̪̏͗̔̋̊́̐̓́̍́̊̂̚̚ ̵̺͘ã̶̼̔͌̃̃̓̀͑́͠s̶̨̢̧̛̫͓͓̼̼̣̬̮͍͉̲̮̽̄͗̊̽̅̉̉́̒͘͠ ̷̦̜̥̪̝͍͉͇͋́̀t̵̡̛͔̲̆̋͋͗́̀͆͑̒̂̈́͂͆͑h̸̛̼̩͔̝̮̏͌i̴̫͎͔̖̥̺͕̫̽̅̊̍̿͗͋̍̄s̶̡̛̛̹̗͋̌̀̈̈̒̋̚?̵̢͙̗̩̮͉̥̭͍̙͕̠͕͗͗̐ After grilling Candy Cadet and Lefty over what they knew, and finding no leads, N̸̞̜̣͔̖̐̀i̴̡̨̛͔͙̼͌̏̾͝ç̶̡̛̲̖͈̇̌k̸͙͒͆̋̆̕ ̸̳̜̻̂̕w̸̗̃̀̐̿̚ē̸̢̨̳͓̰͛͛͛͝n̶͉̊͝͠t̵͕͍̏̌ ̸̪̜̺͔̋̎͑s̷̬̟͚͈̊̓̈ṱ̶͓͑̋̊̿͘r̵̛͖͙͝a̵̡̹̯̒͋ī̶̭̳̋͋̚g̶̡͉̓͗h̶̲̩̠̘̀͠t̶̲͂̈͆̒̕ ̷͙̆̒̀t̶̥͖͊o̶̙̘̠̩͒ ̵̘̥̽́̏t̸̨̬̘̳̱́͛̀̑h̸̥̺̽̇̆̽é̶̙̮̓ … Continue reading Werewolf 123 : Five Night at Fitness 2: Sister Location Day Seven
Soos wasn’t too sure what to make of this job. But, it was hardly the first time he’d encountered eldritch abominations…or the second. As he stood behind the front desk reading “You, your animatronics, and you!” he heard a faint … Continue reading Werewolf 123 : Five Night at Fitness 2: Sister Location Day Six
This place wasn’t so bad. You could sleep on the tanning beds, get free candy… ᶜᵃⁿᵈʸ. ᶜᵃⁿᵈʸ. ᶜᵃⁿᵈʸ. …and even eat the free pizza in the kitchen. Of course, Bo didn’t ask if the pizza was supposed to be free, … Continue reading Werewolf 123 : Five Night at Fitness 2: Sister Location Day Five
Ugh, what a night. first, voices in the ceiling, then Paul Simon shooting said ceiling. Well, time to investigate another Fazbear Fitness™. Bigwig just wished that they would let him investigate online. On the internet, nobody knows you’re a rabbit. … Continue reading Werewolf 123 : Five Night at Fitness 2: Sister Location Day Four
Yo, this job was easy money! No members to train, no manager breathing down ya neck, and nobody to tell you not to mix pre-workout and Vodka ya feel me? Unfortunately for the enigma known as Bobby Bottleservice, he was … Continue reading Werewolf 123 : Five Night at Fitness 2: Sister Location Day Three
