Spring 15 You wake up precisely at 6:00 to the sound of a rooster you’ve never seen. Another day in the beautiful Wolfdew Valley begins. Today is the first day of Salmonberry season. You know this because of the note … Continue reading WW 201: Oops All Cupids III (Day 4)

Spring 14 You wake up precisely at 6:00 to the sound of a rooster you’ve never seen. Another day in the beautiful Wolfdew Valley begins. It’s Haley’s birthday today. The Statue of Fortune vomits out a pink cake. Inside the … Continue reading WW 201: Oops All Cupids III (Day 3)

Spring 13 You wake up precisely at 6:00 to the sound of a rooster you’ve never seen. Another day in the beautiful Wolfdew Valley begins. It was a quiet night. You are relieved that there are no desecrated Junimo corpses … Continue reading WW 201: Oops All Cupids III (Day 2)

Spring 12 You wake up precisely at 6:00 to the sound of a rooster you’ve never seen. Another day in the beautiful Wolfdew Valley begins. A knife pins a sheet of paper to your door. It reads “Egg. Tomorrow.” in … Continue reading WW 201: Oops All Cupids III (Day 1)

3 weeks earlier: Bawk and Bwok, having accomplished their primary goal on this earth, ascended. They rose higher than any of their chicken ancestors dared dream and met with their Chicken Deity, the Big Hen in the Sky, the Celestial … Continue reading WW 201: Oops All Cupids III (Sign-Up)