The Debates: Fuck It, I’m Not Going to Bother

Hey kids, we’ve been through quite some journey since the last debate.

Our favorite Irish bastard, Beto, has decided to drop out so he could grow a shitty beard in peace. Our favorite bastard billionaire, Bloomberg, has decided to join because not enough people are kissing the boot, and Deval has joined because??????????????? But thankfully

On stage we will have:

Former Vice President Joe Biden
Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren
Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders
California Sen. Kamala Harris
New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker
South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg
Entrepreneur Andrew Yang
Billionaire and climate advocate Tom Steyer
Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar
Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard


Will Tulsi and Klobuchar have a knife fight? Will Joe wet himself? Will Yang throw 100 dollar bills at the crowd? Will people find out that Steyer exists without someone tearing his heart out on stage (metaphorically)?

Find out. TONIGHT