Spoiler Policy: All spoilers up to and including the currently discussed episode will be unmarked. Spoilers for episodes beyond the current point will be enclosed in Future Vision blocks, which will include spoilers for the entire series. The episode opens … Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: The Return
Spoiler Policy: All spoilers up to and including the currently discussed episode will be unmarked. Spoilers for episodes beyond the current point will be enclosed in Future Vision blocks, which will include spoilers for the entire series. Pearl is setting … Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Political Power
Post a food and I will rate it one out of ten. Do not post a food if you are going to be offended by what I rate it. If I haven’t eaten it, I’ll just look it up online … Continue reading Rate a Food
Spoiler Policy: All spoilers up to and including the currently discussed episode will be unmarked. Spoilers for episodes beyond the current point will be enclosed in Fast Forward blocks, which will include spoilers for the entire series. We open on … Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: The Message
Spoiler Policy: All spoilers up to and including the currently discussed episode will be unmarked. Spoilers for episodes beyond the current point will be enclosed in Fast Forward blocks, which will include spoilers for the entire series. Official Description: Greg … Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind – Story for Steven
It’s time. Time to stuff me in a suit and walk me down the aisle. Will I be marrying everyone’s favorite sports mascot and smasher of capitalism, Gritty? Or will it be… uh… some kind of abstract Simpsons meme I … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Finals
I finally remembered to do this thing. The eligible who received the most votes last round was Gritty. He was up against the inanimate carbon rod, who was actually the frontrunner in terms of votes last round, but this time … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Semifinals
Spoiler Policy: All spoilers up to and including the currently discussed episode will be unmarked. Spoilers for episodes beyond the current point will be enclosed in Fast Forward blocks, which will include spoilers for the entire series. Official Description: Steven and … Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind – Shirt Club
Spoiler Policy: All spoilers up to and including the currently discussed episode will be unmarked. Spoilers for episodes beyond the current point will be enclosed in Fast Forward blocks, which will include spoilers for the entire series. Official Description: Steven and … Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Open Book
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Here we go. The eligible who received most votes last round was the Inanimate Carbon Rod, up against Jane Lane, who received the least votes. A pity, as younger me had a bit of a crush on her. This was … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Quarterfinals
Spoiler Policy: All spoilers up to and including the currently discussed episode will be unmarked. Spoilers for episodes beyond the current point will be enclosed in Fast Forward blocks, which will include spoilers for the entire series. An Announcement Starting with … Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Rose’s Scabbard
Hello, friends! If you’re anything like me, you might have thought that the current situation was a great time to get all sorts of stuff done at home! How’s that working out for you? Because for me, the answer is … Continue reading The Day Thread Does All the Work While Crying
This is still happening. The eligible with the most votes was lovable Kermit the Frog, who also had the biggest vote spread in his contest against a yurt. The eligible with the least votes was former Secretary General of the … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Round of Sixteen
We’re down to 32 eligible… somethings… in this tournament to win my hand in marriage. Stats from last round: The most upvoted entry was that one completely normal and dashing looking guy we should absolutely trust. I’m really pleased that … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Round of 32
In the nomination round, we collectively descended into mild insanity by nominating people, characters, objects, and abstract concepts that I could potentially marry. I took the top 64 most eligible candidates based on upvotes, and here we are. All you … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Round of 64
Spoiler Policy: All spoilers up to and including the currently discussed episode will be unmarked. Spoilers for episodes beyond the current point will be enclosed in Fast Forward blocks, which will include spoilers for the entire series. Maximum Capacity Official Description: … Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Maximum Capacity / Marble Madness
I’ve been trapped in this apartment for weeks. Time has no meaning. My previous life is but a fleeting dream. Fuck it. Time to get married. In the below comment thread, nominate who I should marry. You can nominate a … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage
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It’s over, isn’t it? Isn’t it? Isn’t it over? It was a foregone conclusion: Pearl wins the character tournament! In second place, Garnet! And in third place, a precise tie between Lapis and Peridot! I could tiebreak this in favor … Continue reading Gem War: Steven Universe Character Tournament Result
