Also, the hotly anticipated Bride Hard opens. Continue reading Toothless Eats Elio — Weekend Box Office Report for June 20th-June 22nd, 2025

“Baby we’re living in a Materialists world, and I am a Materialists girl…” Continue reading Dragon Soars — Weekend Box Office Report for June 13th-June 15th, 2025

Yes, this is late. Please don’t sue me. Continue reading Lilo and Stitch Keep Box Office Wick Lit — Weekend Box Office Report for June 6th-June 8th, 2025

Bring her back? Not if Stitch has anything to say about it! Continue reading Lilo and Stitch Are Legends — Weekend Box Office Report for May 30th-June 1st, 2025

“Ohana” means MONEY, apparently. Continue reading The Box Office is in Stitches — Weekend Box Office Report for May 23rd-May 25th, 2025

Hurry Up Tomorrow? More like…Slow Down Yesterday, am I right? Continue reading Death Wins Again — Weeknd Box Office Report for May 16th-May 18th, 2025

Spoiler alert? Continue reading Thunderbolts* Claims Second Title — Weekend Box Office Report for May 9th-May 11th, 2025

Thunderbolts*! Feel the Thunderbolts*! Lightning and the Thunderbolts*! Continue reading Thunderbolts* Strike First — Weekend Box Office Report for May 2nd-May 4th, 2025

Stitch! Tom Cruise! And Death! Oh my! Continue reading 2025 Box Office Preview: May

She seems happy. Maybe I should try becoming a vampire too. Continue reading Sinners Are Winners — Weekend Box Office Report for April 25th-April 27th, 2025

Also a talking sneaker movie opens. Continue reading Everyone is Sinning for Easter — Weekend Box Office Report for April 18th-April 20th, 2025

CHICKEN JOCKEY! AGAIN! Continue reading A Minecraft Movie is King — Weekend Box Office Report for April 11th-April 13th, 2025

It’s a gold mine! Continue reading A Minecraft Movie is a Blockbuster — Weekend Box Office Report for April 4th-April 6th, 2025

Also, a unicorn dies, and a woman in a yard trespasses. Continue reading Snow White Gets Poisoned — Weekend Box Office Report for March 28th-March 30th, 2025

Heigh-No? Continue reading Snow White Has Sleepy Premiere — Weekend Box Office Report for March 21st-March 23rd, 2025

Sometimes this column is depressing to write, guys. Continue reading The Box Office is in Pain — Weekend Box Office Report for March 14th-March 16th, 2025

Ugh. Continue reading Mickey Fails to Escape — Weekend Box Office Report for March 7th-March 9th, 2025

But who cares about the box office? Y’all are just excited for the Oscars anyway. Continue reading Captain America Still Breathing (kind of) — Weekend Box Office Report for February 28th-March 2nd, 2025

Also, I have to talk about a movie about a magical autistic boy. Lucky me. Continue reading The Monkey Kills — Weekend Box Office Report for February 21st-Feburary 23rd, 2025

America, heck yeah! Continue reading Red Hulk Smashes Box Office — Weekend Box Office Report for February 14th-February 16th, 2025

It’s doggone depressing. Continue reading Love Hurts at the Box Office — Weekend Box Office Report for February 7th-February 9th 2025