A weekly look at the American box office
YouTube taking over Hollywood? Not on Nolan’s watch! Continue reading The Odyssey Mends Hollywood’s Bow — Weekend Box Office Report for July 24th-July 26th, 2026
Yes, they really did make an official comic book adaptation of this with Pinkie Pie. Look it up. Continue reading The Odyssey is Epic — Weekend Box Office Report for July 17th-July 19th, 2026
It’s the worst script for a box office report I can remember–oh, never mind, I’m done with this bit. Continue reading Supergirl Ain’t Super — Weekend Box Office Report for June 26th-June 28th, 2026
They look like they’re about to have the rap battle of the century. Continue reading Toy Story 5 Generates Buzz — Weekend Box Office Report for June 19th-June 21st
It’s okay, Skeletor. You’ll always be a king to me! Continue reading This Box Office Report Will Undo the Leadership of the World — Weekend Box Office Report for June 12th-June 14th, 2026
And Scary Movie makes scary good money. Continue reading The Amazing Digital Circus Has the Power!
Backrooms! Woo-hoo! Everywhere you go, there are more Backrooms! Woo-hoo! Continue reading What’s Happening? — Weekend Box Office Report for May 29th-May 31st, 2026
Don’t worry, she’s just watching him sleep like Rocky in Project Hail Mary. Continue reading Audiences Still Have an Obsession with Michael — Weekend Box Office Report for May 15th-May 17th, 2026
At least he seems excited. Continue reading Fatality? — Weekend Box Office Report for May 8th-May 10th, 2026
You still can’t read this box office report on Disney+. Continue reading The Box Office is Anything But Bad — Weekend Box Office Report for April 24th-April 26th, 2026
She’s awesome for her five minutes of screen time. Continue reading The Box Office Reaches a Bonus Level — Weekend Box Office Report for April 10th-April 12th, 2026
And in possibly the easiest box office joke ever, They Will Kill You got killed. Continue reading Rocky Rules — Weekend Box Office Report for March 27th-March 29th, 2026
Ready or Not? Not, apparently. Continue reading The Box Office Throws a Hail Mary — Weekend Box Office Report for March 20th-March 22nd, 2026
She looks like she’s about to tell him she doesn’t think the system works… Continue reading Reminders of Hoppers — Weekend Box Office Report for March 13th-March 15th, 2026
Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Money. Continue reading The Bride Belongs Dead — Weekend Box Office Report for March 6th-March 8th, 2026
He’s a psycho AND a killer? What is he? Some kind of PSYCHO KILLER??!!! Continue reading GOAT is GOAT-ed (Well, This Week Anyway) — Weekend Box Office Report for February 20th-February 22nd, 2026
