Last Week on Tales From the opposite of The Hood: Archie almost dies because he’s stupid and horny Veronica totally shows how independent she is by asking her knowingly evil Dad for advice then taking that advice Betty has a … Continue reading Riverdale S3E8 “Chapter Forty-Three: Outbreak” Live Thread (Mid-Season Finale!)

  Last week on Scream: The TV Series: Betty told everyone that Reggie’s Dad punched him in the face and no one appeared to care Joaquin (and some other juvenile delinquents) were shot by Hiram’s goons and Kevin was weirdly … Continue reading Riverdale S3E7 “Chapter Forty-Two: The Man in Black”

  WOOOOOOOO WE BACK   So last time on Prison Break 5 teenagers successfully broke their dumbass but loyal friend out of prison Josie’s Mom and Former Sheriff Keller kept lying The warden of the prison committed suicide because Bae … Continue reading Riverdale S3E6 “Chapter Forty-One: Manhunter” Live Thread

hey I wonder what this week’s plot is: ”Veronica helps break Archie out of jail”   …Jesus Christ Vee   Last Week: THE GREATEST EPISODE OF RIVERDALE EVER HAPPENED. WORDS CANNIT DESCRIBE IT. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT, STOP … Continue reading Riverdale S3E5: “Chapter Forty: The Great Escape” Live Thread

  Bruh it’s THE BREAKFAST CLUB EPISODE ok so recap Archie learns how to play the crowd like a true babyface professional wrestler lawyer biker lady (has the bar taken away her law license yet?) tried and failed to frame … Continue reading Riverdale S3E4: “Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Midnight Club” Live Thread

I really do wonder how they choose the Archie panels for those Network draft pages   anywho last week Weird Doiley was officially declared dead (this show is really getting a body count huh) Archie tried to get a group … Continue reading Riverdale S3E3: “Chapter Thirty-Eight: As Above, So Below” Live Thread

    Wassup SO last week some shit went down Veronica tried to save Archie from going to jail with the worst plans imaginable, because she is a teenager and dumb. Archie plead guilty even though the other side had … Continue reading Riverdale S3E2 “Chapter Thirty-Seven: Fortune and Men’s Eyes” Live Thread

  lol you look dorky in that bow tie Arch   SO, last season on Riverdale, Jughead got super into Sons of Anarchy cosplay, Papa Lodge created a Leigon of Doom to destroy a group of teenagers, Veronica, a 16-17 … Continue reading Riverdale S3E1: “Chapter Thirty-Six: Labor Day” Live Thread

  Last week on Riverdale: shit hit the fucking fan   This week: THE FINALE AND CHERYL FUCKING BLOSSOM JOINS THE SERPENTS! HER JACKET IS RED YA’LL Continue reading Riverdale S2E22: “Chapter Thirty-Five: Brave New World” Liveblog (Season Finale!!!)

  Last week on Serpents MC: So, we find out that Hal might not be the Black Hood, or he is.  I dunno. I don’t think they know. Who knows, whatever we’rw introduced to the new sheriff who’s name I … Continue reading Riverdale S2E21 “Chapter Thirty-Four: Judgement Night” Liveblog

Last time on Fuck You Riverdale: RIP Midge. You deserved so much better. Whyyyyyyyyyy Turns out Chic Franco isn’t Betty’s brother which isn’t that surprising to be honest. But also turns out he isn’t the Black Hood, which is surprising. … Continue reading Riverdale S2 E20 “Chapter Thirty-Three: Shadow of a Doubt” Liveblog

My bad, Jug. I forgot it was Wednesday. Continue reading Riverdale Thread quickie

  Last week on High School Musical: The TV Series, Kevin’s thottyness came in handy once again as he knew a secret passageway into the insane asylum that Betty, Toni and Ronnie used to save Cheryl. Then Toni and Cheryl … Continue reading Riverdale S2E18 “Chapter Thirty-One: A Night to Remember” Liveblog

  Last week on #SaveCheryl, Ethel became a motherfuggin bawse and threw a milkshake in Veronica’s face. Tbh, she’s been deserving it this season. Then Veronica punched 2 Reggie 2 Furious in the face because he was being Reggie. Although … Continue reading Riverdale S2E17 “Chapter Thirty: The Noose Tightens”

  Last week on The Lodgepranos: Archie joined the family, Archie’s Dad was gonna run for mayor but then didn’t, Mrs. Lodge is now mayor and Polly left…again Chic Franco is still creepy Blog Away Bulldogs Continue reading Riverdale S2E17 “Chapter Twenty-Nine: Primary Colors” Liveblog

Last week on The Cabin in The Woods: The TV Series The Core Four went to The Lodge Lodge (credit: Veronica) to fuck to hang out and relax. Cheryl tried to come with even tho she hates all of them … Continue reading Riverdale S2E15 “Chapter Twenty-Eight: There Will Be Blood” Liveblog

Last Week on Sons of Riverdale: Well that was one fucking hell of a cliff-hanger holy shit Alice Cooper wrist deep in creep blood, calmly asking Betty to close the door behind her like it was nothing. But yeah, she … Continue reading Riverdale S2E13 “Chapter Twenty-Six: The Tell-Tale Heart” Liveblog

  Last week on WWE Wednesday Night RAW Syrup, Special Agent Archie Andrews tried to get Mr. Lodge to like him by becoming a wrestler. He predictably sucked at it. Jug Teller heard about Riverdale’s racist history (of course) of … Continue reading Riverdale S2E12 “Chapter Twenty-Five: The Wicked and the Divine” Liveblog

  Wow that picture is suggestive WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN MACHO MAN ARCHIE SAVAGE AND JUGHEAD “THE SERPENT” JONES RUN WILD ON YOUUUUUU well, last week, an FBI Agent that may or may not be a figment of Archie’s … Continue reading Riverdale S2E11 “Chapter Twenty-Four: The Wrestler” Liveblog

Last Week on Pants Off Dance Off, FP finally got out of jail, got a new job, swore off the serpents, and joined them once again to protect Jughead all in the span of, what, a week? Cheryl tried to … Continue reading Riverdale S2E9 “Chapter Twenty-Two: Silent Night, Deadly Night” Liveblog

Last Week on Riverdale: The Candyman showed up and tried to pull a dime and dash on Jughead. (I love this show). Josie finally got some well deserved screen time, but had to share it with Chuck Clayton. (Damn monkey’s … Continue reading Riverdale S2E8 “Chapter Twenty-One: House of the Devil” Liveblog