Wow that picture is suggestive

WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN MACHO MAN ARCHIE SAVAGE AND JUGHEAD “THE SERPENT” JONES RUN WILD ON YOUUUUUU

well, last week, an FBI Agent that may or may not be a figment of Archie’s imagination recruited him to help take down Don Lodge. The FBI recruited a 15 year old.

My other theory is that he’s just a hobo who found a suit.

Mama Blossom started ho-in’ outchea for the working class of Riverdale. AND SHE LIKES IT DAMN IT!

I think Josie said a line.

Polly joined a cult and Betty’s prostitute long lost brother is definitely the Black Hood.

Lets find out what happens this week! Snort Jingle Jangle Everyday