Hey, all; Happy And Healthy First Friday of 2026! As you may have gathered from the header, I’m typing this in a rush, having reached the same conclusion. Between coming down from the holiday havoc, to New Years’ Day being … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 1/2/2026 – ORIF (Oh, Right; It’s Friday)

Hello, you’ve reached the Job Rants Thread. No-one is currently available to take your post right now, due to being closed for the holidays. However, your rant is very important to us, so please feel free to leave a message … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 12/26/2025 – This Is A Recording

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Multiple irons in the fire, today; though it’s that time of year. Had to make this one a quick one, today due to that and some lingering pain issues. That said, I’m basically … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 12/12/2025 – Open Table

H-hey all; Ha-p-p-p-y And Healthy F-Friday – I am very cold. Cold air is blowing through my apartment vents, even though this place is normally heated like a snake terrarium, (My building has a decently-sized elderly population) so I have … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 12/5/2025 – Cold Snap

Hey, all; Happy And Heallllllll<yawn> – Hey; now go’way. Sleepin’. Good spread, last night. Good spread means good sleep; thus I mean to do more of it. Hope that all of you who gave thanks today are equally full and … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 11/26/2025 – Feeling Tryptophan-tastic

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Guh. Have both a blocked nose and Writer’s Block, today. Frankly, I’m surprised that I can even get out a sentences on a screen. That said, it’s my problem, not yours. Hope you … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 11/21/2025 – Fall Blecch

Hey, all; Happy & Healthy Friday – What’s good, my dear Workados? Hope Fall’s treating you all well. Reading the weather report today for my neck of the woods appears to indicate an actual chance of <gasp!> sun; for once. … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 11/14/2025 – Open Table

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Okay, so…I was feeling bit sick last night and so accidentally fell asleep earlier. Woke up at around 3:00 AM, still not feeling 100%, and so I ended up spending more time watching … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 11/7/2025 – Oops

Hello, Boils And Ghouls, Happy Halloween! Yes, it’s your old pal, the Gimp’dkeeper, hack for another Job Scares Thread. Hopefully, you’re all keeping grisly on this Friday. Me? Well, frankly. the only thing scarier than the holiday is my bank … Continue reading Job Scares Thread – 10/31/2025 – One, Two, Bosses Coming For You

Hey all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Hope everyone’s doing well, today. Me, I’m mostly fine; just trying to clear up some old paperwork. Really, the only thing worth complaining about are trying to remember the answers to these damn … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 10/24/2025 – Security Questioned

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – By the time this goes to print, I will likely be out and about getting groceries and stocking up my shelves. Things may or may not get crazy in the next few days, … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 10/17/2025 – Stocking Up For Fall

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – And I mean that last part; bit sick, m’self. Doesn’t mean that you can’t step up to the mike, though. Go nuts. As ever, have a safe and productive rest of the day, … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 10/12/2025 – Open Table

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – God, it’s really already Friday? God, it’s already October? What the hell? …Fine. Great. Awesome. I guess it’s Fall, again. Hope you’re all doing well; I’m neck-deep in debt management, m’self. Srill, it … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 10/3/2025 – Open Table

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – I don’t about y’all, but it’s been raining here almost all week. If I leave the window open, the dampness gets in; if I leave the windows closed, my apartment becomes a utter … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 9/26/2025 – Damp

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Eurgh, not feeling it, today; maybe it was something I ate. Or, maybe it’s just…Everything else. who knows? Either way, go for it. As ever, have a safe and productive rest of the … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 9/19/2025 – Open Table

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Busy, busy, today. My cousin’s getting married, so I have to look my best. Of course, me being me, “best” is a very relative term. Whichever way you slice it though, that means … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 9/12/2025 – Open Table

Hey all; Happy And Healthy Friday – How goes it? Busy? Don’t worry, this will only take a few minutes. I’m actually kind of busy, too. I’m having to look at my various auto-pay things and make sure I’m still … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 9/5/2025 – Stuff Happening

Hey all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Oy. Couldn’t sleep last night, thus am just banging this one out with minutes to spare to the usual deadline. Anywhozen, that’s all I got. Hope y’all are doing better. As ever, have … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 8/29/2025 – Open Table

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – Despite what the header my have you thinking, it’s not my birthday, today…That’s on Tuesday, so let’s celebrate, now. Back in my old office, that usually meant a quick trip to the nearby … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 8/15/2025 – Office Birthdays

Hey all; Happy And Healthy Friday – So…I’m just coming off from pulling a (near) all-nighter on a project I have neither the strength or wherewithal to be much in the way of cute or clever. Still love you folks, … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 8/8/2025 – Oh God, It’s Friday

Hey, all; Happy And Healthy Friday – I have a pair of pants wrapped around my back, right wheel. It’s keeping me from moving well around my apartment. It’s become wedged in the wheel well. I can’t leave my building … Continue reading Job Rants Thread – 8/1/2025 – Column Called On Account Of…Pants