We here at the Friday Politics Thread are already pre-gaming for the big event! That’s right, it’s time for Impeachment II, starting on Monday. We’ve got all the dips (Hawley, Cruz) and super spicy takes, like insurrection isn’t even a … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Pre-Games

My constitution is doing pretty good this week, how about yours? Related question for the thread, is there any amendment you could make to the constitution that would actually get passed by the required majority of legistative members and states? … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread has gone a week without a Constitutional Crisis

Today’s discussion topic – what’s one thing you want the Biden Admin to tackle before the midterms. That you think they can realistically accomplish? RoRo politics: She continues to steal my Barack Obama book, wander off with it, and “read” … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread enters the Biden Era

This Friday, I’m going to give you all an open question to discuss. If you could take one “souvenir” from the Trump White House, what would it be? And what would you do with it? Next week, our long national … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Loots the White House

Well, the first week of 2021 has been a doozy, eh? I would like to congratulate the state of Georgia on voting for 2 fine senate candidates and getting rid of 2 criminal ones. And yay, Biden and Harris are … Continue reading Friday Politics Thread: Insurrection

Happy New Year Politicadoes! Let’s try to fit all the 2021 political news into this one thread. Think of the time savings. There aren’t even any big elections this year, just VA and NJ gov and NYC Mayor (NY Yangkees!) … Continue reading The 2021 Politics Thread (or just Friday)

Hey Politicadoes. In the immortal words of Hans Gruber, “It’s Christmas, PTheo, it’s the time for miracles!” So let’s hope for some over the next week. Specifically, that Trump will finally shut up. I know we’ve discussed in the past … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread is the Time for Miracles

Hi Politicadoes. I’m tired of all this legal wrangling, and I’m sure you are too. So it’s about time we went to the most admired judicial minister in all the land. That’s right. Judge Parker. Admittedly, I haven’t actually seen … Continue reading The Friday Politics thread is going to court

The Friday Politics thread wants to know if you are a candidate for a Rudy Guiliani Voter Fraud Hearing. Please answer the following yes/no questions. Score 1 point for each Yes answer unless otherwise noted) Are you a racist? Against … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Hearing Test

All comments 50% off! TODAY ONLY! Upvotes BOGO! Be empathetic to each other. Peace, love, understanding and no hog poggles or Ben Garrison! See you next week. Continue reading The Black Friday Politics Thread

Hi Politicadoes! Yesterday, we got to hear from the world’s worst lawyer, and he unleashed a byzantine conspiracy to steal the election from President Dunderhead. It went as well as expected. I’m sure you were dyeing in the aisles. Also, … Continue reading The Coup Coup Kachoo Friday Politics Thread

Hi Politicadoes! The Friday Politics thread is hereby announcing it is not conceding anything. And in fact, may not even leave when the weekend comes around. But look forward to FPTTV, formerly known as The Food Network, once they start … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Concedes Nothing

Good morning politicadoes! Overnight, GA shifted blue, with Biden now leading by 1000 votes or so. Will it hold? Maybe! Biden also is only down in PA by about 18,000 votes with plenty left to count, so hopefully today, that … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread is feeling blue!

Hi Politicadoes. Today I had something so scandalous to tell you, it was going to bring down the whole PT! I had so much proof I needed to mail it to myself, just to be safe. But wouldn’t you know … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread gets lost in the mail

Hi Politicadoes! I don’t have much time, they could be here at any moment! I’m sure the debate was horrible in some way and you all want to talk about it, so just do that! Remember the rules. No McSquirrelling, … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread

Good morning Politicadoes. The Friday Politics Thread and Mrs. Friday Politics Thread both finally received our mail-in ballots on Thursday afternoon. After careful consideration of all the candidates and issues, we decided to take RoRo’s advice and vote for Kamala … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread has VOTED!

I have it on good authority that Donald Trump’s long-presumed-dead brother will make a surprise appearance this weekend and endorse Joe Biden. I heard it from this new group I’ve been following. It’s called Pee-non. But they can’t call it … Continue reading The Friday Poli-October Surprise!-tics thread

In case you come straight to the politics thread, you may want to go here first: https://the-avocado.org/2020/10/02/breaking-donald-and-melania-trump-have-the-coronavirus/. Yes, that’s right. Due to the circumstances, please remember your obligation to not wish harm on anyone no matter how reprehensible they are. … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread wakes up and hubba-what?

Here everyone, just enjoy this if you haven’t seen it yet. It’s cathartic. Sing along at home if you want to: The PT is a place of peace, love, understanding, empathy and NO BEN GARRISON. Please do not threaten violence, … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread was not saying Boourns