The Friday Politics thread wants to know if you are a candidate for a Rudy Guiliani Voter Fraud Hearing. Please answer the following yes/no questions. Score 1 point for each Yes answer unless otherwise noted)
Are you a racist?
Against your own race? (2x)
Are you high on goofballs?
Do you think bedazzled jackets imply illegal activity?
What if they spell out a dirty word?
Should eye contact be illegal?
Should voting be illegal?
Do you think any of the Trump family has ever done anything wrong? (-10x)
If you have a score of 2 or greater, congratulations! Rudy would like you to sign an Affy David that you saw something bad happen in one of 7 states (state TBD).
As you wait for us to tally your score, please remember the Friday PT rules – no McSquirrelling, no being mean to other posters, no hog poggle, no Ben Garrison, no calling me names unless they are very creative.