The people have voted, and the results are in. Your April Madness winner is… KIM WEXLER! It was a fierce competition, but Kim took it by three votes in the end! Sorry, Grover. Maybe next year. Thank you all for … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: The Winner!

HERE WE ARE. The final showdown! The biggest bracket! But first, an acknowledgement of our beloved, fallen competitors: JanetAngela Abar In the first corner, representing Drama: Last year’s runner-up, it’s KIM WEXLER! In the other corner, representing Youth: The monster at … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: The Championship!

With great sadness, we say goodbye to four more contenders: The VisionScrooge McDuckRuth WilderRaymond Holt But we’ve also crowned our four division champions! Representing COMEDY… JANET Representing DRAMA, for the second year running… KIM WEXLER Representing YOUTH… GROVER And representing … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Final Four

Thanks to your dedicated clawing, scraping, and giffing, 32 characters have advanced! Sadly, we bid farewell to 32 others: The TickGretchen CutlerFleabagMr. PeanutbutterSandra KaluiokalaniBertieTed LassoBaby Billy FreemanKeith MarsEloise BridgertonLorne MalvoDella StreetVictor SalazarTom WambsgansQueen Elizabeth IIKorey WiseShaunKelsey PokoleyKipo OakCyborgCatraHildaLemony SnicketCarmen SandiegoRita … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Round of 32

It’s here! Your champions have arrived and they are ready to BATTLE IT OUT. With your help, of course! As a reminder: Campaigning is actively encouraged, and vote-trading is absolutely cool. Do what you gotta do to make sure that … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Round of 64

These 16 characters from the Youth bracket have survived to represent their shows in the tournament proper: Youth Scrooge McDuck — DuckTales Lapis Lazuli — Steven Universe Grover — Sesame Street Catra — She-Ra and the Princesses of Power Claudia … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Sci-Fi/Fantasy Character Prelims

Congratulations to the 16 Drama characters who triumphed over their fellows and will represent their shows in the tournament proper. They are: Drama Kim Wexler — Better Call Saul Valery Legasov — Chernobyl Lorne Malvo — Fargo Beth Harmon — … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Youth Character Prelims

Congratulations to the 16 comedy characters who have survived to represent their shows in the bracket tournament! They are: Comedy Janet — The Good Place Raymond Holt — Brooklyn Nine-Nine Jackie Daytona — What We Do in the Shadows Mr. … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Drama Character Prelims

The deals have been made, the essays written, the gifs giffed. The people have voted, and your winner is… DALE COOPER! By a sizeable margin, Twin Peaks’ philosophical FBI agent took the tournament, and became The Avocado’s favorite TV character … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: The Winner! (And Debrief)

HERE WE ARE. The final showdown! The biggest bracket! But first, an acknowledgement of our beloved, fallen competitors: Raymond Holt Grunkle Stan In another, frankly more fascinating world, these two would’ve been facing each other down for the title. It … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Championship!

With great sadness, we say goodby to four more contenders: Janet Molly Solverson Grover Davos Seaworth There were two incredibly close contests there, and everyone put up a good fight, but in the end, we crowned four division champions. Representing COMEDY… … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Final Four

Here we are at the Elite Eight, or, to put it another way, the Division Finals! But before we get down to business, a moment of silence for the fallen: Roger Smith Tina Belcher Veronica Mars Philip Jennings Finn the … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Elite Eight

And so, in one cruel blow, we lose another sixteen. Say a fond farewell to: Richard Splett Mr. Peanutbutter Stevie Budd Pam Poovey Sam Sylvia Paula Proctor Rust Cohle Valery Legasov Violet Baudelaire Webby Vanderquack Eileen Ice Bear Phil Coulson … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Sweet Sixteen

Thanks to your dedicated clawing, scraping, and giffing, 32 characters have advanced! Sadly, we bid farewell to 32 others: Jared Dunn NoHo Hank DeMarcus Tillman Darius Ilana Wexler The Monarch Fleabag Winston Bishop Petra Solano Nora Durst Villanelle Blanca Rodriguez-Evangelista … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Round of 32

It’s here! Your champions have arrived and they are ready to BATTLE IT OUT. With your help, of course! As a reminder: Campaigning is actively encouraged, and vote-trading is absolutely cool. Do what you gotta do to make sure that … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Round of 64

Quoth Grumproro: Begging and bargaining DOES work! These 16 characters from the Youth bracket have survived to represent their shows in the tournament proper: Youth Grunkle Stan — Gravity Falls Peridot — Steven Universe Grover — Sesame Street Webby Vanderquack … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Sci-Fi/Fantasy Character Prelims

Another day, another bracket! Congratulations to the 16 Drama characters who triumphed over their fellows and will represent their shows in the tournament proper. They are: Drama Kim Wexler — Better Call Saul Philip Jennings — The Americans Molly Solverson … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Youth Character Prelims

Congratulations to the 16 comedy characters who have survived to represent their shows in the bracket tournament! They are: Comedy Janet — The Good Place Tina Belcher — Bob’s Burgers Raymond Holt — Brooklyn Nine-Nine Mr. Peanutbutter — BoJack Horseman … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Drama Character Prelims

You did it! You begged, borrowed, and stole (though you could’ve been a little more shameless about it, honestly) your way into the 64 shows that will send a representative into the tournament. And those shows are: Comedy The Good … Continue reading Avocado April Madness: Comedy Character Prelims