The classic party game here that turns fellow Avocados on each other in an exercise in paranoia and fun
“Welcome to Survivor: The Reckoning!” Jeff Probst smiles maniacally as the returning players look around the beach uncertainly. “Wanna know what you’re playing for? One of you will win ten million dollars and save your soul. The others will be … Continue reading Werewolf 92: Survivor — Day One
The year is 2031, and the nation mourns: Beloved, seemingly ageless reality show icon Jeff Probst has died in a tragic explosion. One first responder to the scene insists that the explosion was a cover-up, that the remains of Probst … Continue reading Werewolf 92: Survivor — Signups
You all hear the front door slam open. Someone probably should’ve locked that, huh. Mere moments after that thought crosses your mind, heavy footsteps cross the foyer and head towards the dining room, where anyone still at the party has … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 6
Live update from the parlor: It’s just been given a fresh supply of shareable snacks, now that the butler’s free! Everyone is happy about this. Somewhere out there, Valentine is SHOOK. Joker didn’t like what that fox did last night. … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 5
Detective Pikachu is on the case! He just got back from an intense interrogation session– aided by a notepad and paper, since not everyone understands PikaSpeak– and he’s feeling pretty confident in himself. This is the first time he’s felt … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 4
After that eventful accusation session, everyone’s gotten a little tuckered out. Rightfully so: shit was wild, man. You decide to take a post-supper nap to recover, and The Commodore wholeheartedly agrees. Rich people, am I right? You try to find … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 3
After chucking five entire people up the stairs to the parlor, you’re all pretty tuckered out. You decide to have a snack and talk about the events of the party so far. “Remember that time that teen was kidnapped?” says … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 2
The 21 of you arrive at the Dickens estate. Not all at once, mind you. At different times, from different places, in different modes of transportation. All of you are fashionably late. At the door to greet you is The … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 1
Dear [GUEST NAME], Mr. Dorian Dickens and Mrs. Olivia Dickens request the pleasure of your company at a banquet on the [DATE] of [MONTH]. During this time, the new head detective at the Dickens Detective Agency will be announced: all … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party!
Elks Lodge #287, Walla Walla, Washington Saturday, June 3rd, 1978 9:17am (The remaining gods and monsters stumble through the astral portal to find themselves back in the Elks Lodge. The sun lights up the windows and it appears to be … Continue reading Werewolf 90: Gods and Monsters, The End
GENA CROCODILE: Must give head to heads. KING RALPH: Not it! Monarchs never get their heads cut off. OLD BONES: Ain’t no possum head on that there pillar, so not me. GRAYSON: Also not me. Because reasons. GREG: REASONS MAC: … Continue reading Werewolf 90: Gods and Monsters, Day Seven
GEORGE WASHINGTON MASONIC NATIONAL MEMORIAL: I’m not used to so much moving. I’m just going to stay right here for a few millennia. (The group hears a wet “thump” noise from behind. They turn around to see David Bowie with … Continue reading Werewolf 90: Gods and Monsters, Day Six
(The group steps through the astral portal and find themselves standing on a gear the size of a continent. The massive cog turns other gears upon which sit entire civilizations.) (Ralgath the demon is nowhere to be seen. The gods … Continue reading Werewolf 90: Gods and Monsters, Day Five
Somewhere Sometime (The group steps out of the astral portal onto uneven, rocky ground. They struggle to keep their balance as the air around them shifts in chaotic patterns and the sky swirls with purple lightning, tendrils of flame, and … Continue reading Werewolf 90: Gods and Monsters, Day Four
Subterranea Friday, June 2nd, 1978 9:11pm MARCIE KLEIN: Hey, everyone? Did any of you happen to notice that astral portal behind the stalagmite is still there? JANET WEISS: Is … is it safe to go through? I really don’t want … Continue reading Werewolf 90: Gods and Monsters, Day Three
Elks Lodge #287, Walla Walla, Washington Friday, June 2nd, 1978 7:39pm (Madge walks in, her arms loaded with boxes of Bisquick. She drops them to the floor in shock.) Oh my! Oh dear! What … what in blazes happened? (The … Continue reading Werewolf 90: Gods and Monsters, Day Two
Elks Lodge #287, Walla Walla, Washington Friday, June 2nd, 1978 5:47pm Well, hiya there! Thank God It’s Friday, am I right? Didja see that movie? I took Bob and the boys out to see it last weekend and we all … Continue reading Werewolf 90: Gods and Monsters, Day One
Walla Walla Elks Lodge Celebrates Its 10th Anniversary! May 29th, 1978 The Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks opened lodge #287 on Rose Street a decade ago this week. The Elks have since solidified themselves as a pillar of the … Continue reading Werewolf 90: Gods and Monsters, Sign-Ups
You pressure Oswald into leaving the orbit of Neptune immediately. You watch the rear-view cameras nervously as the Paternoster initiates burn, but nothing comes after you. “What happened?” asks the redshirt, when you finally feel safe-ish. “The answer is unknowable … Continue reading Werewolves 89 – Space Freighter: Day 6
You’re in high spirits as you initiate burn to leave Jupiter. Three of the would-be spacejackers have died. As you head back to your pods, however, you receive some sobering news from Oswald. “I have good news,” he says, which … Continue reading Werewolves 89 – Space Freighter: Day 5
You say your goodbyes in Vestaville, and Dad walks you back to the ship. “It’s been swell having you all here,” he says, giving each of your hands a firm, cool shake. “Come back and see us again soon.” “Now,” … Continue reading Werewolves 89 – Space Freighter: Day 4
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