Werewolf 90: Gods and Monsters, Day Seven

GENA CROCODILE: Must give head to heads.

KING RALPH: Not it! Monarchs never get their heads cut off.

OLD BONES: Ain’t no possum head on that there pillar, so not me.

GRAYSON: Also not me. Because reasons.

GREG: REASONS

MAC: Sorry, if you cut my head off it will just fly around for a while then reattach itself. It’s a thing.

MARCIE KLEIN: If not any of us, who does that leave?

J.K. ROWLING: Have I told you all about —

(The author is mercifully interrupted by a wet “thump”. The group turns to see Scorpion’s headless body wobble and crumple to the steaming ground. It transforms into the Greek god of war.)

DOSSIER: DW
Alias: Scorpion
True Identity: Kratos
Alignment: T.O.W.W.N.
Power: Monster Hater

GRAYSON: This should work!

(Grayson picks up Kratos head and begins walking it over to the pillar.)

KRATOS: No! I refuse to be carried around like Mímir! All I’ll be good for is spouting off about lore during load screens! NOOOOO!

(Kratos’ head bursts into flames. Marcie drops it and jumps back. Within seconds, nothing is left but ashes.)

pillar of skulls

PILLAR OF SKULLS:

Oh.

Well, that is unfortunate.

I would have very much liked adding that skull to myself. I suppose you’ll just have to bring me another one if you ever want to escape this place.

 

GODS MONSTERS
Aphrodite_dead.png Aphrodite (Lamb Dance, T.O.W.W.N.) Audrey II_dead.png Audrey II (Glitch, S.C.U.M.)
Aslan Aslan Chupacabra_dead.png Chupacabra (Hicks, T.O.W.W.N.)
Bahamut_dead.png Bahamut (Jake, T.O.W.W.N.) Cookie Monster Cookie Monster
Erinyes Erinyes Elvira_dead.png Elvira (Spiny, S.C.U.M.)
Eru Ilúvatar_dead.png Eru Ilúvatar (Sister Jude, S.C.U.M.) Gremlin_dead.png Gremlin (Louie, S.C.U.M.)
Gozer Gozer Invisible Man_dead.png Invisible Man (Wasp, T.O.W.W.N.)
Kratos Kratos (DW, T.O.W.W.N.) Lich_dead.png Lich (Grumproro, T.O.W.W.N.)
Nyarlathotep Nyarlathotep Medusa_dead.png Medusa (Mayelbridwen, T.O.W.W.N.)
Osiris Osiris Scylla Scylla
R'hllor R’hllor Sulley_dead.png Sulley (Donalbain, T.O.W.W.N.)
Teams

6 Totally Ordinary Walla Walla Natives (T.O.W.W.N.): The T.O.W.W.N. faction want to maintain the status quo, with gods and monsters living alongside mortals. They win the game when the S.C.U.M. faction has been eliminated.

1 Secret Cabal for Undoing Mortality (S.C.U.M.): The S.C.U.M. faction believes the creation of mortals was a grave error, and seek to eradicate humanity from all realms of existence. They win the game when the number of S.C.U.M. players equals the number of T.O.W.W.N. players.

1 Independent: Does not belong to T.O.W.W.N. or S.C.U.M. They have their own secret agenda and win condition.

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Rules

No quoting or screencapping from QTs. Do not ask other players about their QTs in an attempt to figure out what role they have.

-You cannot edit any of your posts.

-Votes for NPCs (like Madge) will not be counted.

-The S.C.U.M. faction has a collective role-blocking power.

-If a day’s voting ends in a tie, one player has the power to break all voting ties one of the tied players will be chosen by random dice roll and killed.

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Players

April // Greg, who is not an alien
Clodia // Marcie Klein
Corporal Hicks // Lawrence Welk CHUPACABRA, T.O.W.W.N.
Donalbain // Mightily Oats SULLEY, T.O.W.W.N.
DW // Scorpion KRATOS, T.O.W.W.N.
Glitch // Irv AUDREY II, S.C.U.M.
Grumproro // Janet Weiss LICH, T.O.W.W.N.
Hayes Code // Seven Japanese Tourists
Hohopossum // Old Bones
Jake // Billi Roman BAHAMUT, T.O.W.W.N.
Lamb Dance // Clock Man APHRODITE, T.O.W.W.N.
Lindsay // Grayson Wolfsbane
Louie Blue // David Bowie GREMLIN, S.C.U.M.
MacCrocodile // Gena Crocodile
Mayelbridwen // George Washington Masonic National Memorial MEDUSA, T.O.W.W.N.
Ralph // King Ralph
Sic Humor // J.K. Rowling
Sister Jude // Bee Arthur ERU ILÚVATAR, S.C.U.M.
Spiny Creature // Tilda Swinton ELVIRA, S.C.U.M.
Wasp // Donkey Kong INVISIBLE MAN, T.O.W.W.N.

BACKUPS

Mr. I’m My Own Grandfather
Captain Video
Snugglewumps
Josephus Brown

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Day One, Day Two, Day Three, Day Four, Day Five, Day Six

Day Seven ends on Saturday, April 27 at 4:00PM PST (7:00PM EST), or if a majority vote is reached first.