Werewolf 90: Gods and Monsters, Day Six

GEORGE WASHINGTON MASONIC NATIONAL MEMORIAL: I’m not used to so much moving. I’m just going to stay right here for a few millennia.

(The group hears a wet “thump” noise from behind. They turn around to see David Bowie with an ice-covered axe sticking out of his head.)

DAVID BOWIE: Gizmo caca!

GRAYSON: Er, that’s a pretty strange thing for David Bowie to say. Maybe that was the name of a B-side from one of the Berlin trilogy?

modron(The strange cube-like automaton opens its mouth, reaches inside, pulls out several pieces of perfectly smooth paper, and holds them out.)

DOSSIER: MAYELBRIDWEN
Alias: George Washington Masonic National Memorial
True Identity: Medusa
Alignment: T.O.W.W.N.
Power: Turn To Stone

DOSSIER: LOUIE
Alias: David Bowie
True Identity: Gremlin
Alignment: S.C.U.M.
Power: Night Kill

(The battalion of strange geometrical creatures are marching in formation towards an astral portal. Beyond, you can only see crimson skies.)

MARCIE KLEIN: We should follow them!

(As the last of the automatons passes through the portal, it begins to shimmer out of existence. Impulsively, the gods and monsters runs and leaps through the portal before it vanishes.)

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(The group finds themselves in a bleak, volcanic hellscape. The automatons march off into the distance, moving ever forward, paying no attention to the craggy ground and molten sky. Devils of various shapes hiss and growl at the automatons, yet allow them to pass without hindrance.)

GENA: Bad ground for onion growing. Worse than Blagoveshchensk.

GREG: BAD GROUND

KING RALPH: This isn’t the Elks Lodge. Can’t we just go back there? Do you think there are any pancakes left?

STRANGE VOICE: Oh? You wish to return to where you came from?

(The group turns around and sees a pillar of demon skulls that reaches more than mile into the sky above.)

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(One of the skulls near the middle of the pillar speaks.)

STRANGE VOICE: You can go anywhere in the multiverse you wish. I have to power to grant you that boon.

J.K. ROWLING: Can take us to the Elks Lodge #287 on Rose Street in Walla Walla, Washington?

STRANGE VOICE: Indeed I can. I ask only one thing in return: a blood sacrifice. The death of one of your own. Choose …

OLD BONES: Ha! Way ahead of ya. We got this part down! So, who’s it gonna be today? (toots kazoo ominously)

GODS MONSTERS
Aphrodite_dead.png Aphrodite (Lamb Dance, T.O.W.W.N.) Audrey II_dead.png Audrey II (Glitch, S.C.U.M.)
Aslan Aslan Chupacabra_dead.png Chupacabra (Hicks, T.O.W.W.N.)
Bahamut_dead.png Bahamut (Jake, T.O.W.W.N.) Cookie Monster Cookie Monster
Erinyes Erinyes Elvira_dead.png Elvira (Spiny, S.C.U.M.)
Eru Ilúvatar_dead.png Eru Ilúvatar (Sister Jude, S.C.U.M.) Gremlin_dead.png Gremlin (Louie, S.C.U.M.)
Gozer Gozer Invisible Man_dead.png Invisible Man (Wasp, T.O.W.W.N.)
Kratos Kratos Lich_dead.png Lich (Grumproro, T.O.W.W.N.)
Nyarlathotep Nyarlathotep Medusa_dead.png Medusa (Mayelbridwen, T.O.W.W.N.)
Osiris Osiris Scylla Scylla
R'hllor R’hllor Sulley_dead.png Sulley (Donalbain, T.O.W.W.N.)
Teams

7 Totally Ordinary Walla Walla Natives (T.O.W.W.N.): The T.O.W.W.N. faction want to maintain the status quo, with gods and monsters living alongside mortals. They win the game when the S.C.U.M. faction has been eliminated.

1 Secret Cabal for Undoing Mortality (S.C.U.M.): The S.C.U.M. faction believes the creation of mortals was a grave error, and seek to eradicate humanity from all realms of existence. They win the game when the number of S.C.U.M. players equals the number of T.O.W.W.N. players.

1 Independent: Does not belong to T.O.W.W.N. or S.C.U.M. They have their own secret agenda and win condition.

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Rules

No quoting or screencapping from QTs. Do not ask other players about their QTs in an attempt to figure out what role they have.

-You cannot edit any of your posts.

-Votes for NPCs (like Madge) will not be counted.

-The S.C.U.M. faction has a collective role-blocking power.

-If a day’s voting ends in a tie, one player has the power to break all voting ties one of the tied players will be chosen by random dice roll and killed.

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Players

April // Greg, who is not an alien
Clodia // Marcie Klein
Corporal Hicks // Lawrence Welk CHUPACABRA, T.O.W.W.N.
Donalbain // Mightily Oats SULLEY, T.O.W.W.N.
DW // Scorpion
Glitch // Irv AUDREY II, S.C.U.M.
Grumproro // Janet Weiss LICH, T.O.W.W.N.
Hayes Code // Seven Japanese Tourists
Hohopossum // Old Bones
Jake // Billi Roman BAHAMUT, T.O.W.W.N.
Lamb Dance // Clock Man APHRODITE, T.O.W.W.N.
Lindsay // Grayson Wolfsbane
Louie Blue // David Bowie GREMLIN, S.C.U.M.
MacCrocodile // Gena Crocodile
Mayelbridwen // George Washington Masonic National Memorial MEDUSA, T.O.W.W.N.
Ralph // King Ralph
Sic Humor // J.K. Rowling
Sister Jude // Bee Arthur ERU ILÚVATAR, S.C.U.M.
Spiny Creature // Tilda Swinton ELVIRA, S.C.U.M.
Wasp // Donkey Kong INVISIBLE MAN, T.O.W.W.N.

BACKUPS

Mr. I’m My Own Grandfather
Captain Video
Snugglewumps
Josephus Brown

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Day One, Day Two, Day Three, Day Four, Day Five

Day Six ends on Saturday, April 27 at 9:00AM PST (12:00noon EST), or if a majority vote is reached first.