What Did You Do This Weekend?
Top o’ the mornin’! Begosh and begorrah, what did ye get yerselves up to this fine St. Patrick’s Day weekend? Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
Author: D Goat
What Did You Do This Weekend?
It’s okay, everything is okay. You’ll get through this. Why not waste a few minutes of your employers time this morning and tell us … What did you do this weekend? Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
What Did You Do This Weekend?
This weekend would have been my grandmother’s 100th birthday. She is in the middle of the header photo, taken in 1949, flanked by my grandfather and my mother. She was a lifelong Catholic who loved her family and the Pope, … Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
What Did You Do This Weekend?
This weekend I finished season two of The Dragon Prince. I wish a show like this had existed when I was a young teen obsessed with elves and dragons (now I’m a creepy middle aged man obsessed with elves and dragons). … Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
What Did You Do This Weekend?
Sooooo, President’s Day. If you’re an American, that’s certainly a thing, right? Enjoy this emotional tribute: What did you do this weekend? Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
What Did You Do This Weekend?
Brrrrr! What did you do this weekend? Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
What Did You Do This Weekend?
This weekend I finished running my first game of Werewolf here on the Avocado, Toontown Terror. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Werewolf, it’s a fun and social (and occasionally infuriating) game where all your favorite Avocadoans try to … Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 6
SCENE SIXTEEN (INT. THE BELCHER’S BEDROOM, NIGHT) (LINDA and BOB BELCHER are asleep. LINDA bolts awake, gasping.) LINDA: Bob! Bobby! Bob! Bob! Wake up! BOB (groggy): What … wait … what’s happening … LINDA: I got it! BOB: You got … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 6
Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 5
SCENE THIRTEEN (INT. A TV STUDIO) ANNOUNCER: And now, the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner! (YAKKO leaps in from off-screen. He starts singing to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance.) YAKKO: ♫ United States, … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 5
Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 4
SCENE NINE (INT. TOONTOWN JAIL) (HATTIE THE HEFFALUMP sits behind the desk, twirling a set of keys on her trunk. She splits into two different heffalumps. One of them wanders over to a jail cell, where an unseen prisoner is … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 4
Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 3
SCENE SIX (EXT. STREETS OF TOONTOWN) (Eddie and Roger walk the streets of Toontown.) ROGER: I got my eyes peeled for weasels, Eddie! (Roger grabs his eyelids with both hands and yanks them open, his eyeballs expanding and shooting forward.) … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 3
What Did You Do This Weekend?
No time to write funny intro* this week. (*”But Goat, you never write funny intros!” /rimshot) What did you do this weekend? Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 2
[STUDIO NOTE: Nobody died last night?! What the hell kind of mystery picture is this?] SCENE FOUR (INT. EDDIE VALIANT’S OFFICE) (The camera moves down a dingy hallway. A distant phone rings. We pass an open office door. The etching … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 2
Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 1
TOUCHSTONE PICTURES And AMBLIN ENTERTAINMENT Present SCENE ONE (FADE IN – DARK TUNNEL) (As we fade in, the camera is moving forward down a dark tunnel, as if it is on the front of a moving car. The tunnel bends, … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 1
Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Sign-Ups
OR, “Wereweasels Ripped My Flesh” “I, Marvin Acme, of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath in perpetuity the property known as Toontown to those loveable characters, the toons!” Toontown celebrated as only toons could: singing, dancing, and dropping anvils … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Sign-Ups
What Did You Do This Weekend?
The header image just about sums up my weekend. First person to name the movie shown in the image gets a special prize*. What did you do this weekend? (*okay, the special prize is an upvote from me.) Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
What Did You Do This Weekend?
In high school a group of us would play Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 2nd Edition. This was before the Internet existed, so if you didn’t know how specialist wizards worked or how to calculate THAC0, then fuck you, figure it … Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
What Did You Do This Weekend?
This was the first weekend of 2019, which is a Year of the Pig according to the Chinese zodiac. What did you do this weekend? And how did it involve pigs? Be specific. Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
What Did You Do This … Year?
For the final installment of What Did You Do This Weekend in 2018, tell us … What did you do this year? Continue reading What Did You Do This … Year?
What Did You Do This Weekend?
I finished reading Watership Down, just in time for the new animated limited series that premieres on Netflix Christmas Day. In the introduction to his best-selling 1972 novel, the late Richard Adams insisted that this story “was never intended to … Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
What Did You Do This Weekend?
I saw Into The Spider-Verse this weekend. I liked the part with Spider-man. What else did you do this weekend? Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
