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Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Final Day
It is the final day. You have all made your decisions. To keep playing for victory, or finally end it all? To share the prize with your friends or snatch it for yourself? The decision is easy for some of … Continue reading Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Final Day
Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day Five
Okay, everybody! Let’s get into it! Another day of tricks, gambits, and shenanigans caused almost exclusively by yours truly!Now, what do I add today to shake things up? Another new rule? A reward for Banner’s Gambit-ing yourself? Or maybe I … Continue reading Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day Five
Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day Four
THE BATTLE ROYALE CONTINUES! THINGS! GET! EXCITING! The players have only ONE THING on their minds today, folks! And what’s that? [I point to the cheering crowd before me] SABOTAGE! That’s RIGHT! Now, folks, as you’ve seen, every single plan … Continue reading Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day Four
Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day Three
okay so let me get this straight you guys were all “let’s all be kind! raise everyone from the dead! we’ll prove something about the inherent good of humanity!” and then, with ZERO hesitation “yeah i think i’m gonna murder … Continue reading Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day Three
Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day Two
This is not the game you thought you were playing. You did not recognize the warnings. You did not tread carefully. This will cost you dearly. The realtor gives a final nod at the newly furnished kitchen, marveling at the … Continue reading Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day Two
Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day One
There is only one vehicle large enough to transport all of you from HGTV headquarters to the build site: a van with “HGTV’s Home Free” plastered on the side. The ride over is awkward, since only a few of you … Continue reading Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day One
The Pursuit of Garlic Bread: An Illustrated Primer to Asexuality
An asexual person is someone who does not experience sexual attraction to others. That’s the basic definition, but for reasons we’ll be getting into shortly, the term “asexual” can have a lot of context ascribed to it. Continue reading The Pursuit of Garlic Bread: An Illustrated Primer to Asexuality
Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers
Piper and Craig Lastname are a young family on the grow. He owns a pharmacy while she sells plants on the side. Their life should be perfect… except for one thing! [cymbals, pan to a couple bumping into each other … Continue reading Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers
Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences: Day Six
The Baudelaires either don’t notice or don’t mention the absence of one of the orphans, and instead leave you alone for some quiet time. Imagine that– you are not sent to scale the side of a lighthouse, or to work … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences: Day Six
Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences Day 4
“Things were really difficult after I had to leave Juniper,” Sucralouise tells you while dumping a 50 lb. bag of confectioner’s sugar into a hopper that connects to God knows what, “but I thought to myself, ‘Sucralouise, girl, you know … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences Day 4
Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences Day 2
Surprisingly, no one seems to notice that you fired a missile into the sky. “I am the night,” says LEGO Batman. “No, I am the night,” says Regular Batman. You go back inside and finish the night’s research with Juniper. Proudly examining … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences Day 2
The Halloween Day Thread!
Let’s get spooky!!! To be honest, I had no idea what to write for this thread. As the spookiest person on this website I thought I could handle the honor of making a thread worthy of the title Halloween Day … Continue reading The Halloween Day Thread!
Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – FINAL DAY
You wait patiently for the night’s kills to happen. One of you gets out a set of cards, and plays Love Letter. It’s a great game for waiting in line, FYI. One of you notices a letter on the ground. … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – FINAL DAY
Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 7
You know the drill by now. If there are any non-player characters around, you should probably gather them up before Disqus crashes. Otherwise they’ll be stuck here forever. “VIOLATION!!!” “NO-NO LETTERS!!!” “VOTE THREAD!!!” You decide that the people here aren’t … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 7
Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 5 (THE MERGE)
Somewhere in the distant land of the Northeastern United States, a singular teen sits in his bedroom. He has too many tabs open, his macbook is freezing up, and the fictional people on his screen are scared. Glancing at the … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 5 (THE MERGE)
Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 4 (TEAM 1)
Disqus is getting stronger, and better at destroying games. Not that you know why they’re destroying the games you head to, but you know that they’re doing it. The players here, though you don’t know them, are your allies. They’re … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 4 (TEAM 1)
Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 3 (TEAM 1)
“That sucked,” sighs Maddie Merlot. That sums up the situation quite nicely, you think. Earlier, you neglected to consider that bodies don’t sink unless they’re weighed down, so you had to fish the poor guy out, tie a hunk of … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 3 (TEAM 1)
Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding- Day 2 (TEAM 1)
After absolutely destroying the entire internet, you decide not to mess with the outcome of the game you’ve fallen into any further. You can hear scheming in the distance, anyway. Best not to disturb them. You climb into the rubble … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding- Day 2 (TEAM 1)
Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 1 (TEAM 1)
You’re welcoming the newest batch of werewolfers after their last game ended (why do they all wear skull-shaped masks?) when there’s a loud CRACK from underneath the break room floor. You all scatter to the two sides of the room, … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 1 (TEAM 1)
Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Signups!
The year is 2019, but sometimes it is 2029, or 2003. The Werewolf Cinematic Universe has new additions daily, from the murder-happy corporate bakers of Culinary TV™ to the brand-new neon sadists of Wonderland. Everyone is having a lovely time … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Signups!
