The Baudelaires either don’t notice or don’t mention the absence of one of the orphans, and instead leave you alone for some quiet time. Imagine that– you are not sent to scale the side of a lighthouse, or to work … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences: Day Six
“Things were really difficult after I had to leave Juniper,” Sucralouise tells you while dumping a 50 lb. bag of confectioner’s sugar into a hopper that connects to God knows what, “but I thought to myself, ‘Sucralouise, girl, you know … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences Day 4
Surprisingly, no one seems to notice that you fired a missile into the sky. “I am the night,” says LEGO Batman. “No, I am the night,” says Regular Batman. You go back inside and finish the night’s research with Juniper. Proudly examining … Continue reading Werewolves 125: A Sequence of Regrettable Occurrences Day 2
Let’s get spooky!!! To be honest, I had no idea what to write for this thread. As the spookiest person on this website I thought I could handle the honor of making a thread worthy of the title Halloween Day … Continue reading The Halloween Day Thread!
You wait patiently for the night’s kills to happen. One of you gets out a set of cards, and plays Love Letter. It’s a great game for waiting in line, FYI. One of you notices a letter on the ground. … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – FINAL DAY
You know the drill by now. If there are any non-player characters around, you should probably gather them up before Disqus crashes. Otherwise they’ll be stuck here forever. “VIOLATION!!!” “NO-NO LETTERS!!!” “VOTE THREAD!!!” You decide that the people here aren’t … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 7
Somewhere in the distant land of the Northeastern United States, a singular teen sits in his bedroom. He has too many tabs open, his macbook is freezing up, and the fictional people on his screen are scared. Glancing at the … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 5 (THE MERGE)
Disqus is getting stronger, and better at destroying games. Not that you know why they’re destroying the games you head to, but you know that they’re doing it. The players here, though you don’t know them, are your allies. They’re … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 4 (TEAM 1)
“That sucked,” sighs Maddie Merlot. That sums up the situation quite nicely, you think. Earlier, you neglected to consider that bodies don’t sink unless they’re weighed down, so you had to fish the poor guy out, tie a hunk of … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 3 (TEAM 1)
After absolutely destroying the entire internet, you decide not to mess with the outcome of the game you’ve fallen into any further. You can hear scheming in the distance, anyway. Best not to disturb them. You climb into the rubble … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding- Day 2 (TEAM 1)
You’re welcoming the newest batch of werewolfers after their last game ended (why do they all wear skull-shaped masks?) when there’s a loud CRACK from underneath the break room floor. You all scatter to the two sides of the room, … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Day 1 (TEAM 1)
The year is 2019, but sometimes it is 2029, or 2003. The Werewolf Cinematic Universe has new additions daily, from the murder-happy corporate bakers of Culinary TV™ to the brand-new neon sadists of Wonderland. Everyone is having a lovely time … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Signups!
It’s been five days since you arrived in Wonderland, and there’s no sign of that prize you all came here for. Right now, your heart’s desire (or whatever took you here) is escaping. But you know that’s definitely not going … Continue reading Werewolf 99: The Suffering Game – Day 5
Wonderland, with all of its games and sacrifices, has become almost familiar by now. Your adventuring parties, while tired and scared, have forged a closer bond through the struggles you’ve endured here. How adorable. Your hosts, seeing you conversing within … Continue reading Werewolf 99: The Suffering Game – Day 3
Nothing crazy today, folks, just sharing the best music video I’ve seen this year. Note: Though it pains me, I can’t really recommend TWRP beyond this song. Their music consists of admittedly rad techno behind incredibly repetitive lyrics about “Cool … Continue reading The Day Thread Joins The Starlight Brigade!
You all hear the front door slam open. Someone probably should’ve locked that, huh. Mere moments after that thought crosses your mind, heavy footsteps cross the foyer and head towards the dining room, where anyone still at the party has … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 6
Live update from the parlor: It’s just been given a fresh supply of shareable snacks, now that the butler’s free! Everyone is happy about this. Somewhere out there, Valentine is SHOOK. Joker didn’t like what that fox did last night. … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 5
Detective Pikachu is on the case! He just got back from an intense interrogation session– aided by a notepad and paper, since not everyone understands PikaSpeak– and he’s feeling pretty confident in himself. This is the first time he’s felt … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 4
After that eventful accusation session, everyone’s gotten a little tuckered out. Rightfully so: shit was wild, man. You decide to take a post-supper nap to recover, and The Commodore wholeheartedly agrees. Rich people, am I right? You try to find … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 3
After chucking five entire people up the stairs to the parlor, you’re all pretty tuckered out. You decide to have a snack and talk about the events of the party so far. “Remember that time that teen was kidnapped?” says … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 2
The 21 of you arrive at the Dickens estate. Not all at once, mind you. At different times, from different places, in different modes of transportation. All of you are fashionably late. At the door to greet you is The … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 1