The year is 2019, but sometimes it is 2029, or 2003. The Werewolf Cinematic Universe has new additions daily, from the murder-happy corporate bakers of Culinary TV™ to the brand-new neon sadists of Wonderland. Everyone is having a lovely time … Continue reading Werewolf 100: The One Hundreding – Signups!
It’s been five days since you arrived in Wonderland, and there’s no sign of that prize you all came here for. Right now, your heart’s desire (or whatever took you here) is escaping. But you know that’s definitely not going … Continue reading Werewolf 99: The Suffering Game – Day 5
Wonderland, with all of its games and sacrifices, has become almost familiar by now. Your adventuring parties, while tired and scared, have forged a closer bond through the struggles you’ve endured here. How adorable. Your hosts, seeing you conversing within … Continue reading Werewolf 99: The Suffering Game – Day 3
Nothing crazy today, folks, just sharing the best music video I’ve seen this year. Note: Though it pains me, I can’t really recommend TWRP beyond this song. Their music consists of admittedly rad techno behind incredibly repetitive lyrics about “Cool … Continue reading The Day Thread Joins The Starlight Brigade!
You all hear the front door slam open. Someone probably should’ve locked that, huh. Mere moments after that thought crosses your mind, heavy footsteps cross the foyer and head towards the dining room, where anyone still at the party has … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 6
Live update from the parlor: It’s just been given a fresh supply of shareable snacks, now that the butler’s free! Everyone is happy about this. Somewhere out there, Valentine is SHOOK. Joker didn’t like what that fox did last night. … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 5
Detective Pikachu is on the case! He just got back from an intense interrogation session– aided by a notepad and paper, since not everyone understands PikaSpeak– and he’s feeling pretty confident in himself. This is the first time he’s felt … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 4
After that eventful accusation session, everyone’s gotten a little tuckered out. Rightfully so: shit was wild, man. You decide to take a post-supper nap to recover, and The Commodore wholeheartedly agrees. Rich people, am I right? You try to find … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 3
After chucking five entire people up the stairs to the parlor, you’re all pretty tuckered out. You decide to have a snack and talk about the events of the party so far. “Remember that time that teen was kidnapped?” says … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 2
The 21 of you arrive at the Dickens estate. Not all at once, mind you. At different times, from different places, in different modes of transportation. All of you are fashionably late. At the door to greet you is The … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party! – Day 1
Dear [GUEST NAME], Mr. Dorian Dickens and Mrs. Olivia Dickens request the pleasure of your company at a banquet on the [DATE] of [MONTH]. During this time, the new head detective at the Dickens Detective Agency will be announced: all … Continue reading Werewolf 91: Guilty Party!
Have you ever wanted to follow the slow downhill spiral of a man losing everything and everyone he once loved to circumstances entirely outside of his control, ultimately ending in relative silence because life doesn’t give anyone anything exciting, only … Continue reading The Day Thread Tells You About Dances Moving
I LOVE HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET’S GET SOME HALLOWEEN FUN FACTS UP IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Halloween (or All Hallow’s Eve) was originally meant to honor the dead and pray for their souls’ passing into heaven. That’s cool and all, but now it’s SPOOKY … Continue reading HALLOWEEN DAY THREAD!!!!
Hey there Avocados! It’s your best friend, spookyfriend, here with a special night thread! I wanted to do this on a day thread, but that was taken. Oh well. In ONE HOUR (eastern standard time), it will be October 23rd. … Continue reading Night Thread! (That I Probably Won’t Be Awake For)
Do you remember the 21st night of September? It was a few nights ago, I wasn’t sure if you did. Anyway, have a nice day. Continue reading The Day Thread Would like to Know…
Why the moon? Maybe it’s because I’m a wolf in the werewolf game I’m playing in at the time of writing. (Note, this is August Spooky speaking.) Maybe it’s because it’s the first day of my junior year and I’m … Continue reading Night Thread of Cool Moon Facts!
Hello Avocados! It’s me, your favorite skeleton! But I’m not the only skeleton here– in fact, you’re all skeletons! Have some fun facts! Your hands and feet contain over one half of all bones in your body! All bones are … Continue reading Day Thread of Spooky Skeleton Facts!
I love bees! They’re great! Have some bee facts! Most bees are female! Males are only born when it’s necessary, and only exist to mate with the queen. Hexagons are the most efficient shape for building structures, which is why … Continue reading Day Thread of Cool Bee Facts!
Everyone sleeps soundly with the threat of communists gone. Everyone except for one person… The Friendly Average American Man sneaks through the prison, determined to find and catch the real criminal. Maybe then he can go home and have some … Continue reading Werewolves 65: McCarthyism – Day 4
This whole PTA thing may not be entirely legal, but damn if it isn’t working. That’s what all of you said before lights out last night. Bandit Keith slept soundly, dreaming of how amazing America is. He barely even stirred … Continue reading Werewolves 65: McCarthyism – Day 3
The night is cold, and the cots you have in your cells are not comfortable at all. A few of you have trouble sleeping. Medusa is one of those people. Medusa folds her arms sassily. Why would she ever be … Continue reading Werewolves 65: McCarthyism – Day 2
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