Choux pastry, also known as pâte à choux, is a type of pastry dough made of liquid, butter, flour, and eggs. Note the lack of raising agent; the dough achieves its “puff” by the moisture content converting into steam. Done … Continue reading The Choux Pastry Day Thread (7/15)
And welcome back to Werewolf 179, where the games are made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right, the points are like the plans of mice and men. Like what we all went to school for so many years … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anyway? – Day 7
The host is sitting at his desk, sighing and relistening to his favorite podcast episodes. The producers hand him a letter. “Alright, for my next game, I’ll need nine…surely there are less by now.” “Nope, still nine.” The host slams … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anyway – Day 6
And…welcome back. Bit of a long break, but the producers have assured me the fridge backstage has been fully restocked, and the mats you sleep on are a little bit cleaner than they were before. The producers have notified me … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anyway? – Day 5
And…welcome back to Werewolf 179. where the games are made up and the points don’t matter. Yes, the points don’t matter, just like the alignment cop’s protests as you kill him in cold blood. Like the mod’s attempts to speed … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anyway? – Day 4
And…we’re back. Welcome to Whose Line, where the games are made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right, the points are like the mod’s plans for a cool new role. Like however he thought the game would go. Like … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anyway? – Day 3
And…we’re back. Welcome to Whose Line, where the games are made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right, the points are like my feelings in regards to the CSI crime lab. After a short commercial break, the contestants sat … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anway? – Day 2
Hey everybody, welcome back to the show, where the games are made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right, the points are like header text that way. But if I still have you, I’ll let you know that four … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anyway? – Day 1
Hey everybody, welcome back from the break. I’m sic humor, and this is Werewolf 179, where the games are made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right, the points are like Day 1 votes on Day 7. Like friendship … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anyway? – Signups
A little under twenty years ago, Square Enix released Kingdom Hearts, an action RPG for the PlayStation 2 that had Final Fantasy characters stand alongside those from beloved Disney films. It featured a young boy named Sora who, along with … Continue reading The 2/10 Day Thread…is Light!
Ice-T wakes up from a bad dream and feels something next to him in bed. He fumbles for the light switch and when he finally flips it, he finds himself staring at a reindeer head, still bleeding stains on the … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 6
Ice-T, for whom every case feels like the first, inspects the scene before him. He wants to ask his fellow detectives what it all means, but he’s wary of sounding naïve. He pokes the inflatable snowman on the lawn. He … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 5
EXT. SNOWY FIELD Detectives Jackson and Glendale approach a figure that at first looks like a snowman, but is revealed to be a little boy, tied to a chair. His skin is blue now. J-Dawg is strumming his ukulele. He … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 4
J-Dawg and T are standing over the mangled corpse of a farm animal. “God. Fucking. Dammit.” “Report says it was a nutcracker. Bludgeoned him over and over. We got a blood sample of the killer, but…” “I know, T. I … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 3
Ex-pastor Jake “J-Dawg” Jackson (or was his surname Johnson? It doesn’t matter; we’re all new people up north) surveys the scene while his partner kneels down over the corpse. “Are you telling me this was our…” “Yeah, T. She was … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 2
You get off the bus in the frigid north and wait in the cold. A charismatic man and a neurotic centaur approach you. “This is who the agency sent over?” “Easy, Glendale. Beggars can’t be choosers. And they’re green, but … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 1
A man and a centaur-deer thing stand over a small body in a frozen ditch. “You seeing this, Glendale?” “Yeah, Smoove. Stabbed twelve times. One for each day of Christmas.” She kicks the body with her hoof a little until … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Signups
Scrappy Doo is a stealthy one. He tiptoes around the school grounds, searching for clues. Can they find him? Could anyone? Oh, but he can’t help himself. He lets out a “Scrappy doo!” when he stumbles across something, and it’s … Continue reading WW 168: My Werewolf Academia – Day 5
Kitty Witless is holding out for a hero. Not any hero will do. He’s got to be strong! He’s got to be fast! He’s got to be She doesn’t get to finish that thought before she disappears in a beam … Continue reading WW 168: My Werewolf Academia – Day 4
Momiji Sohma is quite literally sniffing around. He places his palms and nose to the ground, inhaling the scents. Something catches his…er, nose. He follows it to an abandoned warehouse. “Are you…a friend?” Some things, some people, are too good … Continue reading WW 168: My Werewolf Academia – Day 3
Waluigi is tending to his rose garden. (Did you know he had a rose garden? His victory poses require them.) For a moment he sniffs one, and all is calm. Until he disintegrates in place. Gramps is dead. He was … Continue reading WW 168: My Werewolf Academia – Day 2
