… No music intro? We’re done with those? Hmph. Fine. Turtle Wexler, 13-year old girl and non-cat, was snooping the grounds of Sunset Towers when a familiar figure pulled her braid. She turned around and kicked her assailant as hard … Continue reading WW 191: The Westing Game – Day 5
I heard there was a secret chord… Leonard Cohen “Hallelujah” Various Positions On the rooftop of Sunset Towers, a lone figure was smoking when approached by Turtle the cat. “I know it’s you,” the cat intoned. “Your name keeps popping … Continue reading WW 191: The Westing Game – Day 4
Well Small Change got rained on with his own .38/and nobody flinched down by the arcade Tom Waits “Small Change” Small Change Benoit Blanc was on the tail of the murderers (however many there were) when a lone knock was … Continue reading WW 191: The Westing Game – Day 3
But you’re so heavenly minded, you’re no earthly good. Johnny Cash “No Earthly Good” The Rambler Berthe Erica Crow, woman of faith, knew something of sin and atonement. As the Good Salvation Soup Kitchen closed down for the day, she … Continue reading WW 191: The Westing Game – Day 2
The invited players trudge into a room, at the back of which is a timid and rather incompetent lawyer. He shuffles his papers, clears his throat, and proceeds in a voice that has less conviction than the dead for whom … Continue reading WW 191: The Westing Game – Day 1
The sun sets in the west (just about everyone knows that), but Sunset Towers faced east. Strange! Then one day (it happened to be whenever the writer was slacking at work), a most uncommon-looking Discord bot sent invitations to the … Continue reading WW 191: The Westing Game – Signups
Choux pastry, also known as pâte à choux, is a type of pastry dough made of liquid, butter, flour, and eggs. Note the lack of raising agent; the dough achieves its “puff” by the moisture content converting into steam. Done … Continue reading The Choux Pastry Day Thread (7/15)
And welcome back to Werewolf 179, where the games are made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right, the points are like the plans of mice and men. Like what we all went to school for so many years … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anyway? – Day 7
The host is sitting at his desk, sighing and relistening to his favorite podcast episodes. The producers hand him a letter. “Alright, for my next game, I’ll need nine…surely there are less by now.” “Nope, still nine.” The host slams … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anyway – Day 6
And…welcome back. Bit of a long break, but the producers have assured me the fridge backstage has been fully restocked, and the mats you sleep on are a little bit cleaner than they were before. The producers have notified me … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anyway? – Day 5
And…welcome back to Werewolf 179. where the games are made up and the points don’t matter. Yes, the points don’t matter, just like the alignment cop’s protests as you kill him in cold blood. Like the mod’s attempts to speed … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anyway? – Day 4
And…we’re back. Welcome to Whose Line, where the games are made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right, the points are like the mod’s plans for a cool new role. Like however he thought the game would go. Like … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anyway? – Day 3
And…we’re back. Welcome to Whose Line, where the games are made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right, the points are like my feelings in regards to the CSI crime lab. After a short commercial break, the contestants sat … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anway? – Day 2
Hey everybody, welcome back to the show, where the games are made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right, the points are like header text that way. But if I still have you, I’ll let you know that four … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anyway? – Day 1
Hey everybody, welcome back from the break. I’m sic humor, and this is Werewolf 179, where the games are made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right, the points are like Day 1 votes on Day 7. Like friendship … Continue reading WW 179: Whose Line Is It Anyway? – Signups
A little under twenty years ago, Square Enix released Kingdom Hearts, an action RPG for the PlayStation 2 that had Final Fantasy characters stand alongside those from beloved Disney films. It featured a young boy named Sora who, along with … Continue reading The 2/10 Day Thread…is Light!
Ice-T wakes up from a bad dream and feels something next to him in bed. He fumbles for the light switch and when he finally flips it, he finds himself staring at a reindeer head, still bleeding stains on the … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 6
Ice-T, for whom every case feels like the first, inspects the scene before him. He wants to ask his fellow detectives what it all means, but he’s wary of sounding naïve. He pokes the inflatable snowman on the lawn. He … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 5
EXT. SNOWY FIELD Detectives Jackson and Glendale approach a figure that at first looks like a snowman, but is revealed to be a little boy, tied to a chair. His skin is blue now. J-Dawg is strumming his ukulele. He … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 4
J-Dawg and T are standing over the mangled corpse of a farm animal. “God. Fucking. Dammit.” “Report says it was a nutcracker. Bludgeoned him over and over. We got a blood sample of the killer, but…” “I know, T. I … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 3
Ex-pastor Jake “J-Dawg” Jackson (or was his surname Johnson? It doesn’t matter; we’re all new people up north) surveys the scene while his partner kneels down over the corpse. “Are you telling me this was our…” “Yeah, T. She was … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 2
