Ebony Scrooge had finished her shift at Starbucks and was about to drive to charity event. She hated these things, but since becoming a barista, she was a bit less picky about the gigs she took. If singing at this … Continue reading Werewolf 79: The War on Xmas – Day 3
In the back of an empty Sears, an impossibly pretty man is tied to a chair with decorative garland. A trio of figures stand around him, beating him with a stocking filled with change from the tip jar. “This could … Continue reading Werewolf 79: The War on Xmas – Day 2
Seasons’ greetings, fellow bean brewers! It seems that our sit-in protest at the public nativity scene didn’t go as planned. Turns out it was just a shanty town, and a few of our members froze to death. Chaining them to … Continue reading Werewolf 79: The War on Xmas – Day 1
“So we got a grande vanilla latte and a tall skinny latte with a shot of espresso. Will that be all? Okay, that’ll be $9.48. Thank you. Happy holidays!” …Are they gone? Close the door, Gwennifer. Okay heathens, we’ve been … Continue reading Werewolf 79: The War on Xmas Signups
You hear a faint hissing sound, like a balloon deflating, or perhaps a gas leak. Gooooood morning subjects. You’re taking a toll on me. Every time I get this place all nice and tidy, one of you sunnuvaguns has to … Continue reading Werewolf 76: Fallout – Day 7
Good morning subjects! I was about to berate you for not placing your garbage inside the chute, when I noticed that the chute had been blocked by one of your…compatriots. SHINI has died. He was a TEST SUBJECT/VANILLA TOWNIE. Having gotten the … Continue reading Werewolf 76: Fallout – Day 6
Good morning, subjects. I was just finishing up with my furnace cleaning when I found another body in the hallway outside. You know how you can leave a baby outside a firehouse or hospital or Subway and they have to … Continue reading Werewolf 76: Fallout – Day 5
From somewhere above you hear a loudspeaker. Goooooood morning, subjects. This is *muffled muffled*, lauded lab director and NOT night shift janitor who found this microphone lying around. The weather today is a tepid 115 degrees, I am standing in … Continue reading Werewolf 76: Fallout – Day 4
This book, tentatively titled The Numa Legacy, is a collaboration between ten different members of the Avocado. Every week, a different member will publish a new chapter, and after that the story is out of their hands. See here for Chapter 1, … Continue reading The Exquisite Corpse of Ava Cotto: Part 3
