Amazon Upload In 2033, people who are near death can be “uploaded” into virtual reality hotels run by 6 tech firms. Cash-strapped Nora lives in Brooklyn and works customer service for the luxurious “Lakeview” digital afterlife. When L.A. party-boy/coder Nathan’s … Continue reading May TV Preview – Streaming (Please Stop Making New Streaming Platforms. There’s Too Many.)

FOX Ultimate Tag Each week, competitors – who are everyday citizens and not professional athletes – must vault, dodge, tumble and dive over various epic, three-dimensional moving courses, all for one simple goal: don’t get caught. As competitors progress, they … Continue reading May TV Preview – Network and Cable (I’m Going To Watch All of Ultimate Tag, Aren’t I?)

It’s with a heavy heart that I tell you…I’ve taken Barkitecture, the show where that guy from The Bachelor builds custom dog houses, off this list. I had a whole thing written but I have no idea if it’s coming … Continue reading April TV Preview – Quibi (Everything About This Is Confusing!)

Amazon Tales From The Loop Inspired by the wondrous paintings of Simon Stålenhag, Tales from the Loop explores the mind-bending adventures of the people who live above the Loop, a machine built to unlock and explore the mysteries of the universe – making … Continue reading April TV Preview – Streaming (Well, Of Course, Captain America and Lady Mary Would Make a Murder Child.)

ABC The Baker and the Beauty Daniel Garcia is working in the family bakery and doing everything that his loving Cuban parents and siblings expect him to do. But on a wild Miami night he meets Noa Hamilton, an international … Continue reading April TV Preview – Network and Cable (Two! Two Mark Ruffalos For Your Quarantine!)

All the information I could find is just really positive nonsense jargon but from what I can gather, FX just had a bunch of shows in production when Disney bought them and they just moved them to Hulu and had … Continue reading March TV Preview – Streaming (WTF Is FX On Hulu?)

Y’all, what if they start recommending Lil Dicky songs at me? NBC Council of Dads Scott Perry, a loving father of five, has his entire life’s plan thrown into upheaval by an unexpected health scare. He calls on a few … Continue reading March TV Preview – Network & Cable (The Trailer For The Lil Dicky Show Is In My YouTube History Forever Now And I Am So Angry.)

They were incredibly angry about my use of the word fnine in the Streaming Preview. But I’ll be cold in the ground before I call it F9. …Where were we? Oh. right, television. HBO McMillions A six-part documentary series, McMillion$ chronicles … Continue reading February TV Preview – Cable (Grammarly Is About Ready To Kill Me. Send. Help.)

I waited patiently and as of this draft, there is still no trailer for Utopia Falls that I can find. Bring forth the trailer! Let me see the words, “And Snoop Dogg as The Archive” flash across my screen. Hulu … Continue reading February TV Preview – Streaming (I Might Not Believe That Hulu’s Dystopian Teen Hip Hop Show Exists)

There’s just a weird R in the middle of that word, huh? CW Katy Keene The series follows the lives and loves of four iconic Archie Comics characters — fashion legend-to-be Katy Keene, singer/songwriter Josie McCoy, performer Jorge Lopez/Ginger, and … Continue reading February TV Preview – Network (TIL That I Have Problems Spelling The Word February)

I do enjoy that the loglines HBO provided for Avenue 5 and The Outsider are succinct and to the point while the one for The New Pope was like seven paragraphs. Freeform Party of Five The series follows the five … Continue reading January TV Preview – Cable (Yes, The New Pope Counts as a Different Show)

I’m not crazy. These things all premiere this month. Shouldn’t you have at least a semblance of a trailer, Disney+? Also…Star Trek. We know what the basic plot of Picard is because you’ve released two trailers. You can give us … Continue reading January TV Preview – Streaming (Dear Streaming Sites, Please Put Your Stupid Trailers on YouTube)

I didn’t put Flirty Dancing on here because it premiered in December but you should know that there’s a tv show where people learn one half of a choreographed dance and meet their blind date as they’re doing the other … Continue reading January TV Preview – FOX, NBC, and CBS (Time To Be Ever So Snarky About Network Television, ‘Cados)