Week 1 is in the books! I lost and am in 10th place because this world is cruel garbage. But that’s life, people. Anyways, Week 1 is always a bizarre weird world and should never be analyzed too hard, so … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Week 2

Okay so we have 12 teams in place at the moment and I would like to say sorry about the people I didn’t get in this time, I was busy at work all throughout this and didn’t get the chance … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Start Point

  It’s a new fantasy year everybody. I’m your commissioner Harvey Dent, and I am here to provide another year of failure for myself/hopeful success for the rest of you. League Page URL: https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/367161 I’m slow as hell at getting … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football 2019

Welp there was a week off in posting threads last week, but never fear, I return this week. We had a very lousy week this week, largely because I was eliminated from the playoffs and frankly it’s offensive. We also … Continue reading Avocado Week 13 Fantasy Football (Last Regular Season Week!)

What a week. I say this largely because I took down the first place team by 1.28 points, but I’m willing to accept it regardless. We have Jon Hamm continuing his run, pushing him ever closer to competing for the … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Week 11

What a week! Or something to that ilk. Jon Hamm confirmed he was back in it by walloping to mock me for making fun of him all year. Kappa finally lost again, we have an even further glut of 5-4 … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Week 10

It’s the halfway point of the season and past that for fantasy football! Hooray for progress. Given the parity of our league altogether, essentially every team besides Dan still has a chance, so never count yourself out regardless! Now, going … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Week 9

Hey everybody, it’s another week gone! We are halfway through the regular season and it has never been more topsy turvy (except for Dan, sorry Dan). We had my absurd scoring week, which was nice. Though sorry Allison for such. … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football: Week 8

Hey everybody, it’s another week in the fantasy world down. I was being poked at while in another state to rescue my line-up with an hour left, so I’ll thank those individuals. Anyways, I still lost. My top pick hasn’t … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Week 7

Another week in, and finally I’m just going full homer with the featured image. Embrace everyone’s inner Kenny Golladay. Anyways, we had another topsy turvy week. Still a 5-0 team, still an 0-5 team and a bunch of parody in … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football: Week 6

Sorry about my day delay here everybody, but here is our thread for the week. Last week saw one of our undefeated titans go down, leaving just NUME as the lone undefeated team left in our league (in a super … Continue reading Week 5 Avocado Fantasy Football

Hello everybody, it’s another week in the fantasy football world. As of this moment, we have 2 undefeated teams left (congrats to NUME and autodraft master Eltneg), as well as one winless team (sorry Dan). NUME is stacked as hell, … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football: Week 4

Another week gone by in this dangerous thing we call a league. We have three undefeated teams left, and three winless. I am in neither, so there’s some good and bad with this distinction. But everyone yell at NUME for … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football: Week 3

So, that was a week. We had some highs (Kappa demolishing me), some lows (Kappa demolishing me) and you other jabronis did stuff too I guess. Le’Veon Bell is still out in a place where I take his side, so … Continue reading Avocado Week 2 Fantasy Football

Hi everybody, it is thread two for fantasy football. (Thread 1 located here: https://the-avocado.org/2018/08/08/avocado-fantasy-football-year-3/ ) At this point, I’ve confirmed 10 of 12 owners as returning, bluelightspecial has been voluntarily replaced and I just have Eltneg outstanding. I haven’t seen … Continue reading AVCAD Fantasy Football: Draft/Time

Hi, it is me, Harvey Dent speaking as your Avocado Fantasy Football commissioner. Year 1 was Kappa, Year 2 was me doing a shoddy job and now we return once again where I promise I will do better. So, to … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Year 3