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Author: Corey Stevens

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Avocado Fantasy Football 2020

August 27, 2020 Corey Stevens

I’ve been promising this for about two weeks, so I’m lazy and gonna copy a lot of last year. Welcome back to a season that may or may not happen in a fantasy football world! I am still your commissioner, … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football 2020

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Avocado Week 3 Fantasy Football

September 19, 2019 Corey Stevens

What a week that sure was. We have an absurd amount of upside down parody in this league right now, with ten teams being either 2-0 or 0-2, which has to set some kind of bizarre record. Multiple teams are … Continue reading Avocado Week 3 Fantasy Football

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Avocado Fantasy Football Week 2

September 12, 2019September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

Week 1 is in the books! I lost and am in 10th place because this world is cruel garbage. But that’s life, people. Anyways, Week 1 is always a bizarre weird world and should never be analyzed too hard, so … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Week 2

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Avocado Fantasy Football Start Point

August 23, 2019September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

Okay so we have 12 teams in place at the moment and I would like to say sorry about the people I didn’t get in this time, I was busy at work all throughout this and didn’t get the chance … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Start Point

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Avocado Fantasy Football 2019

August 13, 2019September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

  It’s a new fantasy year everybody. I’m your commissioner Harvey Dent, and I am here to provide another year of failure for myself/hopeful success for the rest of you. League Page URL: https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/367161 I’m slow as hell at getting … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football 2019

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Avocado Week 13 Fantasy Football (Last Regular Season Week!)

November 28, 2018September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

Welp there was a week off in posting threads last week, but never fear, I return this week. We had a very lousy week this week, largely because I was eliminated from the playoffs and frankly it’s offensive. We also … Continue reading Avocado Week 13 Fantasy Football (Last Regular Season Week!)

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Avocado Fantasy Football Week 11

November 14, 2018September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

What a week. I say this largely because I took down the first place team by 1.28 points, but I’m willing to accept it regardless. We have Jon Hamm continuing his run, pushing him ever closer to competing for the … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Week 11

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Avocado Fantasy Football Week 10

November 7, 2018September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

What a week! Or something to that ilk. Jon Hamm confirmed he was back in it by walloping to mock me for making fun of him all year. Kappa finally lost again, we have an even further glut of 5-4 … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Week 10

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Avocado Fantasy Football Week 9

October 31, 2018March 11, 2020 Corey Stevens

It’s the halfway point of the season and past that for fantasy football! Hooray for progress. Given the parity of our league altogether, essentially every team besides Dan still has a chance, so never count yourself out regardless! Now, going … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Week 9

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Avocado Fantasy Football: Week 8

October 24, 2018September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

Hey everybody, it’s another week gone! We are halfway through the regular season and it has never been more topsy turvy (except for Dan, sorry Dan). We had my absurd scoring week, which was nice. Though sorry Allison for such. … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football: Week 8

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Avocado Fantasy Football Week 7

October 17, 2018September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

Hey everybody, it’s another week in the fantasy world down. I was being poked at while in another state to rescue my line-up with an hour left, so I’ll thank those individuals. Anyways, I still lost. My top pick hasn’t … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Week 7

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Avocado Fantasy Football: Week 6

October 10, 2018September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

Another week in, and finally I’m just going full homer with the featured image. Embrace everyone’s inner Kenny Golladay. Anyways, we had another topsy turvy week. Still a 5-0 team, still an 0-5 team and a bunch of parody in … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football: Week 6

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Week 5 Avocado Fantasy Football

October 4, 2018September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

Sorry about my day delay here everybody, but here is our thread for the week. Last week saw one of our undefeated titans go down, leaving just NUME as the lone undefeated team left in our league (in a super … Continue reading Week 5 Avocado Fantasy Football

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Avocado Fantasy Football: Week 4

September 26, 2018September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

Hello everybody, it’s another week in the fantasy football world. As of this moment, we have 2 undefeated teams left (congrats to NUME and autodraft master Eltneg), as well as one winless team (sorry Dan). NUME is stacked as hell, … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football: Week 4

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Avocado Fantasy Football: Week 3

September 19, 2018September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

Another week gone by in this dangerous thing we call a league. We have three undefeated teams left, and three winless. I am in neither, so there’s some good and bad with this distinction. But everyone yell at NUME for … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football: Week 3

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Avocado Week 2 Fantasy Football

September 12, 2018September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

So, that was a week. We had some highs (Kappa demolishing me), some lows (Kappa demolishing me) and you other jabronis did stuff too I guess. Le’Veon Bell is still out in a place where I take his side, so … Continue reading Avocado Week 2 Fantasy Football

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AVCAD Fantasy Football: Draft/Time

August 20, 2018September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

Hi everybody, it is thread two for fantasy football. (Thread 1 located here: https://the-avocado.org/2018/08/08/avocado-fantasy-football-year-3/ ) At this point, I’ve confirmed 10 of 12 owners as returning, bluelightspecial has been voluntarily replaced and I just have Eltneg outstanding. I haven’t seen … Continue reading AVCAD Fantasy Football: Draft/Time

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Avocado Fantasy Football Year 3

August 8, 2018September 15, 2019 Corey Stevens

Hi, it is me, Harvey Dent speaking as your Avocado Fantasy Football commissioner. Year 1 was Kappa, Year 2 was me doing a shoddy job and now we return once again where I promise I will do better. So, to … Continue reading Avocado Fantasy Football Year 3

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The Leftorium Ponders the Primary World

April 25, 2018March 11, 2020 Corey Stevens

So uh I’ve never done this before, but I’ve been around it enough that I’ll give it a shot. A few things that have been coming up lately is the importance of primaries, and how they impact the general push … Continue reading The Leftorium Ponders the Primary World