Avocado Week 13 Fantasy Football (Last Regular Season Week!)

Welp there was a week off in posting threads last week, but never fear, I return this week. We had a very lousy week this week, largely because I was eliminated from the playoffs and frankly it’s offensive. We also had MexiMart just refusing to put in Nick Chubb for a guy on a bye or pick up any new guys again, so there was that. Not sure I get doing that in playoff positioning.

Anyways, now to get to the standings. We see that Eltneg and NUME have clinched spots officially, which I anticipated. Emperor doesn’t have an asterisk next to his name, but it’s literally mathematically impossible for him not to make it, so he’s in. That leaves us with 3 spots and 6 teams logistically fighting over them. Hmmmmmm.

Last Week

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So here we go. With those 3 teams as locks, the other scenarios are as follows:

-If Sludge wins, he’s in. If he loses, he needs a loss from one of JonHamm, Rob or Wingy.

-If Meximart wins, he’s in. If he loses, he needs a loss from one of JonHamm, Rob, or Wingy.

-If Rob wins, he’s in. If he loses, he needs a loss from one of JonHamm, Wingy, or Kappa.

-JonHamm needs both a win and a loss by one of Sludge, Meximart, or Rob. Hell of a bounceback from 2-6.

-Wingy needs both a win and a loss by two of Sludge, Meximart, Rob, or JonHamm.

-Kappa needs both a win and a loss by three of Sludge, Meximart, Rob, or JonHamm.

-Allison and I both need to score about 200 points and see losses from everybody.

-Dan just needs a win, okay. Just 1 win.

This Week

So a lot to look at this week! Three people control their destiny, three people need some help. Somehow only one match-up involves this mix this week, so time to play spoiler everybody!

As always for these, talk about any and all fantasy football. I know this is hardly the only league to make me want to cry this year. I’ve included a Phillip Lindsay GIF because he’s a tiny dude who was undrafted and is top 7 in rushing yards this year, so he’s good. Anyways go nuts everybody!