Dear NBC, You have bought a great deal of goodwill from me, what with the rescuing of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and greenlighting a Very Timeless Christmas. I’m sure I’ll be just as enthused by your new stuff. Let’s see what you’ve … Continue reading 2018 Fall TV Preview – NBC (Make Freema Agyeman The Lead of Your Show, Cowards)

Oh, CBS. I don’t want to be mean to you but could you not meet us halfway? Magnum P.I. MAGNUM P.I. is a modern take on the classic series starring Jay Hernandez as Thomas Magnum, a decorated former Navy SEAL who, … Continue reading TV 2018 Fall TV Preview – CBS (I Had To Google the Words “NCIS Shared Universe” For This Post)

Yes. There really is a Dancing With The Stars: Junior. It’s hosted by Frankie Muniz and judged by Adam Rippon. I will also not be talking about the Alec Baldwin Show or the Conners because there isn’t that much info … Continue reading 2018 Fall TV Preview – ABC (Dancing With The Stars: Juniors Not Included)

I’ve been trying to figure out why it feels like Fox’s fall offerings feel like so much…less. They didn’t cancel that many shows and they’re picking up about the same amount of pilots as last year. Is it because they … Continue reading 2018 Fall TV Preview – Fox (Said “Fuck it. Have a Bunch of Multi-Cams.”)

Hey! It’s that time of the year again. A new crop of shows are about to premiere. The CW is expanding into Sunday nights, meaning more new shows to join their superheroes, crazy ex-girlfriends and Archies. Never Forget. All-American When … Continue reading 2018 Fall TV Preview – The CW (In Which I Try To Be Seethingly Polite About The Charmed Backlash)