It’s soccer but with an ass in it
Here we are, after arduous qualifiers, the first match is upon us… in November. This is causing chaos for most Football Leagues, in particular European ones. We’re also getting a lot of players missing due to injury, as the leagues … Continue reading World Cup 2022: Matchday 1, it begins
So here we are just one day before kick off and so our daily World Cup thread begins. The plan is for this thread to go up before the first game each day so it will serve to live blog … Continue reading World Cup 2022: Day 0
The World Cup starts in a month, in winter, because FIFA would organize the world cup in Mars if the bribe was big enough. Anyway, after some grueling qualifying rounds the participants are ready and now it’s time to go … Continue reading World Cup 2022: A Month Away Update and Wild Speculation
Last year we had an EPL only final with Chelsea facing Manchester City, this time we barely did again except City decided to shit the bed in the most agonizing fashion. Anyway, here we are this time with Liverpool against … Continue reading The UEFA Champions League Final Spectacular 2022
It’s gonna be hard to talk about the World Cup this time around, even more than usual. Given that it’s happening in certain place with multiple human rights violations, I shall not mention the country’s name so as to limit … Continue reading World Cup 2022 Qualifiers: (almost) The Last Chance
Here we are, the Champions League final! Which, for a wild weekend and change, almost didn’t happen. The Super League loomed large over this competition and football as a whole for a bit and then it just died… but did … Continue reading The Last (?) UEFA Champions League Final Spectacular 2021
The day has come, the final is here: Bayern Munich v Paris Saint-Germain. And what a ride this tournament was. When I last posted about this we still had a lot of the powerhouses and each of them failed in … Continue reading The UEFA Champions League Final Spectacular 2020
Ce sont les meilleures équipes Sie sind die allerbesten Mannschaften The main event Die Meister Die Besten Les Grandes Équipes The Champions Little by little the European Football leagues resumed and somehow they finished their seasons. There was something … Continue reading UEFA Champions League 2020: knockout stages
I’m sorry to inform y’all that it did not come home. The Yanks won and almost in 4th of July which would have been even more on the nose. The Lionesses in pure British fashion missed a penalty and where … Continue reading WWC France 2019: Grand Final
The quarterfinals brought some heartbreak, surprises and gladly not many VAR shenanigans. Here’s how the bracket looks now: Tuesday 7/2 USA v England: This is some good tea The US faced their biggest test yet and passed it defeating the hosts … Continue reading WWC France 2019: Semifinals
Well that was quite the round of 16. A lot of heartbreak, some drama and more VAR shenanigans that we would like but here we are: Thursday 6/27 Norway v England: It’s coming home from the cold cold north Norway had … Continue reading WWC France 2019: Quarterfinals
For some this is where the tournament starts, but oh boy was the group stage exciting. Argentina came back from 3-0 and were a just shy from advancing, Chile was denied by the woodwork, while Cameroon scored in the last … Continue reading WWC France 2019: Round of 16
Ah matchday 3, were math will be involved and with third places also going in it’s gonna be so much fun. Also because of that, all games from the same group will be played at the same time to avoid … Continue reading WWC France 2019: Group Stage Matchday 3
Things mostly went as expected in matchday 1, still we did get some surprises.. Anyway, let’s see what we have this round: Wednesday 6/12 Group A: South Korea v Nigeria Neither team had a good start, hell they had an … Continue reading WWC France 2019: Group Stage Matchday 2
Here we go, this time around I will do the group stage by matchdays instead of daily, I hope this works for y’all. So what do we have for matchday 1? Friday 6/7 Group A: South Korea v France As … Continue reading WWC France 2019: Group Stage Matchday 1
The UEFA Champions League, if you are aware of it you already have the theme song stuck in your head right now; if not here’s the gist: every year the best football teams in Europe are selected to compete in … Continue reading The UEFA Champions League Final Spectacular
Here we go, another year another World Cup… wait that’s not how this usually goes. Well, the women’s World Cup is played the year after the men’s one so here we are about a month away from the cup’s start … Continue reading Women’s World Cup France 2019: A Month Away Overview
One week to go until the return of the Premier League. Which gives one week for anyone to tweak their fantasy football team for entry into the Copa Del Guacs. If you fancy a go, the code for the league … Continue reading Fantasy Football
It did not come home, it was a great effort and in retrospective the English kids overachieved, but then the worst thing happened: they gave their country hope. Goodbye “It’s Coming Home” memes, we’ll see you in the next Euro. … Continue reading World Cup Russia 2018: Final, the Illyrian Provinces Strike Back
A 4 years wait and now it’s almost over. We have only 4 matches left (including the 3rd place one), it went too fast, right? Uruguay missed Cavani and Muslera killed them, Brazil played their best match and it wasn’t … Continue reading World Cup Russia 2018: Semifinals, It’s Almost There
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