Ms. Showers was in the work room, gluing rhinestones on to her neon yellow outfit for tomorrow’s runway. This is going to be GOLDEN, she thought to herself. That’s when she caught a quick movement out of the corner of … Continue reading Werewolf 122 – Drag Race Season 122 Day 4
As the day on set was wrapping up, Ivana stood outside on the dock having a cigarette, the clouds of smoke wafting through her perfectly manicured wig. Why does Katherine the Great get all the press, that’s what I want … Continue reading Werewolf 122 – Drag Race Season 122 Day 3
The work room was quiet. It was late, the lights were off, and everything was still. Except for one queen. Tilda Swinton was frantically sewing yet another off-white pantsuit for the upcoming challenge. She was so goddamned intense that she … Continue reading Werewolf 122 – Drag Race Season 122 Day 2
Hello hello hello! Welcome to the work room, girls. I’m RuPaul Charles, and I’m so excited to meet all of you. You all look…fabulous! No, none of you are “filler” girls, why would you ask that? Each of you has … Continue reading Werewolf 122 – Drag Race Season 122 Day 1
Two weeks ago you got the call. So you frantically texted every designer you know, crammed every dress and wig you had into two suitcases, and headed out to L.A. and the WOW Studios. And now you’re here. You’ve put … Continue reading Werewolf 122 – Drag Race Season 122 Signups
Hi friends – welcome to the Fat Acceptance thread! I felt that the good old Avocado needed a good place for people living in larger bodies to celebrate, vent, and just be. Sometimes, even the most well-intentioned people can end … Continue reading Fat Positive/Fat Acceptance Thread: Being Fat Online
Patti LuPone was out of bullets, but not out of bile. She wandered corridors of the Brooks Atkinson, hungry for the blood of those evil understudies. Maybe she didn’t have a working gun anymore, but she would take them down … Continue reading Werewolf 109 – Werewolf: The Musical! Day 5
It was the Monday after the first weekend of previews, and the company members were sleeping off their hangovers, cozy in their tiny tiny itty bitty Manhattan apartments. Well, most were. Peyton Hobart, the ambitious high schooler, was ruffling through … Continue reading Werewolf 109 – Werewolf: The Musical! Day 4
The first round of wardrobe fittings was today, and it soon became obvious to the company that the costumes for this show were going to be terrible. Everything was ill-fitting, but worse, nothing made sense. Why did one wolf have two … Continue reading Werewolf 109 – Werewolf: The Musical! Day 3
Everyone was exhausted when the rehearsal came to an end. They had spent three hours rehearsing the high-energy variety number “Jake’s Playing a Tree Again!” Although most of the company members headed over to Sardi’s for a bite and a … Continue reading Werewolf 109 – Werewolf: The Musical! Day 2
The sense of excitement was palpable. First rehearsal. First day of school. As you walked into the rehearsal room, you saw the huge rectangle of folding tables and chairs. You saw the little paper tent with your name and role … Continue reading Werewolf 109 – Werewolf: The Musical! Day 1
Broadway. The Great White Way. The street where careers are made and dreams are crushed. But your dreams aren’t being crushed today, because YOU’VE BEEN CAST. That’s right, you will be in the original Broadway production of Werewolf: The Musical! There’s only one … Continue reading Werewolf 109 – Werewolf: The Musical! Signups
Sam stood at the foot of the mountain, and his heart broke. His master Frodo should have been there beside him. His master should have been there, but he had succumbed to the corruption of a morgul-blade. It was left … Continue reading Werewolf 96 – Lord of the Wolves: Mount Doom (FINAL DAY)
In rode the Lord of the Nazgül. A great black shape against the fires beyond he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgül, under the archway that no enemy ever yet … Continue reading Werewolf 96 – Lord of the Wolves: The Black Gates/Minas Morgul (Day 7)
The members of the company stood in front of the tower of Orthanc. Isengard lay in ruins, destroyed and despoiled by the strength and power of the Ents. “Come out!” Gandalf cried, his voice echoing over the wasteland. “I did … Continue reading Werewolf 96 – Lord of the Wolves: Minas Tirith/The Pass of Cirith Ungol (Day 6)
Leaving Calas Galadhon was a grievous loss for the company. They knew their time in Lothlórien would be their last real rest and safety until their errand had come to an end. They clutched the gifts of the Lady of … Continue reading Werewolf 96 – Lord of the Wolves: Helm’s Deep/The Dead Marshes (Day 5)
In terror and not a little confusion, the Fellowship ran from the Mines and the fiery death they had met within. It was not until they had gotten a league or more, and reached the shores of the Nimrodel, when … Continue reading Werewolf 96 – Lord of the Wolves: Lothlórien (Day 4)
The sky was grey on the day the Fellowship set out from Rivendell. Despite the stirring words of Elrond, it did not look auspicious, and the company was almost immediately waylaid by spies, in the form of flocks of Crebain, … Continue reading Werewolf 96 – Lord of the Wolves: The Mines of Moria (Day 3)
The party left the Prancing Pony with their spirits low. Although they now had Strider to guide them, they knew the Nazgül were fast on their tail. Hoping to throw the Black Riders off, they made their way through the Midgewater … Continue reading Werewolf 96 – Lord of the Wolves: Rivendell (Day 2)
Gandalf never came back. Frodo had possessed the ring for several years before Gandalf told him of his suspicions – that this was the One Ring, the corrupting ring meant to rule the others, a large part of Sauron’s power … Continue reading Werewolf 96 – Lord of the Wolves: The Shire (Day 1)
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging … Continue reading Werewolf 96 – Lord of the Wolves: Signups
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