Patti LuPone was out of bullets, but not out of bile. She wandered corridors of the Brooks Atkinson, hungry for the blood of those evil understudies. Maybe she didn’t have a working gun anymore, but she would take them down any way that she could.
She was, after all, their goddamned stage manager.
She was buried deep in her cue book when they found her, the understudies. Without much effort at all, they tossed her into the orchestra pit.
Who would call the show now?
Poppy (LOUIE) is DEAD. They were PATTI LUPONE (VIGILANTE).
CHORUS MEMBERS (4 VANILLA TOWN) – The hardest working people in the show, the chorus members are the glue that hold the whole production together. They may not get to belt out the eleven o’clock number, but they are proud members of Actor’s Equity, and as such they have the power of their vote to attempt to oust the evil understudies in their midst.
PATTI LUPONE (VIGILANTE) – Whether it’s grabbing an audience member’s phone out of their hands during a show or squaring off with Andrew Lloyd Weber, Patti has always been willing to take the law into her own hands. Many years ago, she stole the prop gun from the West End production of Sunset Boulevard. Just a few days ago, Bernadette Peters sent her three lucky bullets as a good luck gift going into previews. She can use up to one bullet per night until all three have been fired in her attempts to eradicate the company of evil understudies. BETTY BUCKLEY (INVESTIGATOR) – Ever since starring in The Mystery of Edwin Drood, Betty has kept her investigative skills honed. She is a master of disguise, and has been known to creep up to actors napping on the Equity cot and rifle through their pockets to determine if they are an evil understudy, or just a normal chorus member. AUDRA MCDONALD (JAILOR) – Audra’s got six Tony awards, and she keeps them under lock and key ever since the night Judy Kuhn got drunk and tried to sneak one out under her caftan. Every night, Audra can choose one company member to throw in her Tony vault for protection. She cannot jail the same person two nights in a row. She cannot jail herself.
EVIL UNDERSTUDIES (3 WOLVES)
CHEYENNE JACKSON (WOLF LEADER) – The leader of the evil understudies, Cheyenne’s a veteran, so if investigated he will read as a normal chorus member (VT).
- SUTTON FOSTER (WOLF RECRUITER) – Sutton comes from a theatrical family, so once during the game she can summon her less-talented older brother HUNTER FOSTER to join the evil understudies.
- 1 NAMELESS EVIL UNDERSTUDY (VANILLA WOLF)
- HUNTER FOSTER (WOLF RECRUIT)
THE GHOST OF ELAINE STRITCH (SK) Elaine’s back and she’s hungry for blood…and ATTENTION.
MacCrocodile – Carol Goddamned Channing VANILLA TOWN
2. Spookyfriend – Emma, The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals
3. Mayelbridwen – Ruth & Eileen, Wonderful Town
Hoho – King Herod, Jesus Christ Superstar – VANILLA TOWN
Grumproro – Lucas Steele, Broadway Actor – VANILLA TOWN 6. Sic – Rachel Berry, Glee – CHEYENNE JACKSON (WOLF LEADER)
7. Lindsay – Heather Davis, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Donalbain – Pantomime star – VANILLA TOWN
9. MSD – Rod, Avenue Q
Hayes – Rapunzel, Tangled BETTY BUCKLEY(INVESTIGATOR)
Demyx – Rupert Giles, Once More With Feeling THE GHOST OF ELAINE STRITCH (SK)
12. Emmelemm – Florence, Chess
DW – Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas – VANILLA WOLF
Owen – Owen, accomplished musical director – VANILLA TOWN
Lamb – Peyton Hobart, The Politician – VANILLA TOWN
16. Lord Stoneheart – The Phantom, The Phantom of the Opera
17. Josephus – Peridot, Steven Universe
April – Troy McClure – AUDRA MCDONALD (JAILOR)
Louie – Poppy, Noises Off – PATTI LUPONE (VIGILANTE)
Goat – Andrew Lloyd Webber, composer of Goats! – VANILLA TOWN
Subsaharan – Charlie Kelly – VANILLA TOWN
You are a member of the Chorus (Vanilla Town), and a card-carrying member of Actor’s Equity. As such, you have only the power of your vote to root out those evil understudies.
Night actions will occur in the order that enables the most actions to go through.
Note that you must make a minimum of three posts per day to avoid being mod-killed or replaced.
TODAY IS KOBKI
TWILIGHT WILL BE SUNDAY DECEMBER 8TH AT 6:30PM CST.