Jean-Luc Godard, one of the most important and amazing directors to ever live, has passed away at the age of 91. The world of cinema owes Godard a huge debt of favor. Godard began as a film critic for the … Continue reading R.I.P. Jean-Luc Godard
I mentioned weeks ago that I was working on a top secret project that would take me awhile to make. Welp, I’m finally done with it! It’s a website devoted just to my top 1,000 feature films. https://why90000.wordpress.com/2022/09/07/my-1000-favorite-movies/ There’s also … Continue reading I made an entire website just for my top 1,000
As you probably heard, the Academy Awards are dropping eight categories from the broadcast this year. I’ve been fuming over this in both the Open Threads and on my Twitter account nigh non-stop since this was announced. They’re dropping all … Continue reading I’m not watching the Oscars this year
1. Mad Max: Fury Road with 21 mentions2. Raiders of the Lost Ark with 20 mentions3. The Empire Strikes Back with 19.67 mentions4. Casablanca with 18 mentions5. 2001: A Space Odyssey with 16 mentions5. Alien with 16 mentions5. Spider-Man: Into … Continue reading Avocado Sight & Sound Year VI results
The nominations for the 42nd Golden Raspberry Awards were unveiled today and they are terrible. Some of you might be thinking “Didn’t you already do this?” but that was about the nominating ballot, these are the actual nominees and they’re … Continue reading The 2021 Razzie nominations (are awful)
It’s that time of the year again, where I harangue everyone until they throw together a top 10 movies list. I was feeling extra masochistic, so I made the rules more complex for me this year: 1.) Your ballot can … Continue reading Avocado Sight & Sound Year VI
It’s time for the Avocado’s least favorite tradition, my annual dissection of how terrible the Razzie nominating ballot. This year was especially awful as one of the best movies of the year is on here while the very worst movie … Continue reading Scott Looks at the Razzie Ballot Year 4: Did Ben Affleck Run Over the Razzie’s Cat or Something?
I have seen every single Marvel Cinematic Release in a theater. I own every single previous MCU movie, with the exception of Black Widow (haven’t been to a store that sells DVDs since it came out) and Shang-Chi (not out … Continue reading Eternals review: Eternally Boring (Spoilers)
Scene Dissection is a recurring feature on here where a movie scene is analyzed to see why it works so well. I decided to go in the other direction and analyze a movie scene to see why it does’t work. … Continue reading Scene Vivisection: In Praise of Love, Jean-Luc Godard Probably Hasn’t Seen The Matrix
One of the biggest movie stars of the 1920s was Rin Tin Tin, a German Shepherd. He was born in France and was rescued by Lee Duncan, an American soldier who saw him in the middle of a WWI battlefield. … Continue reading The First Best Actor Oscar Almost Went to a Dog (Allegedly)
It’s time for the Avocado least favorite tradition, the one where I look at the Razzie nominating ballot and opine how awful it is. However, things are a little different this year: this year’s ballot is so abysmal and slipshod, … Continue reading Scott looks at the Razzie Ballot: Verotika was robbed!!!
Here it is, the results for the fifth Avocado Sight & Sound poll. I normally include pictures of the winning films but because WordPress is a nightmare to work with now, I’ll just post the titles. You’ll have to look … Continue reading Avocado Sight & Sound Year V results
It’s that time of the year again, where I harangue everyone until they throw together a top 10 movies list. Here’s the rules: 1.) Your can only contain 10 titles; no more, no less.2.) That being said, if you want … Continue reading Avocado Sight & Sound Year V
Here it is, the books that the Avocado loves the most: 1 The Lord of the Rings 13 mentions 2 Slaughterhouse-Five 10 mentions 3 Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell 9 mentions 4 Cat’s Cradle 8 mentions 4 Catch-22 8 mentions … Continue reading Avocado Write & Word Results
We all had a lot of fun making people guess what movie I was thinking of based on several clues a few months ago and I felt like doing it again. Here’s a sample question: 1. Has a long title. … Continue reading Guess a movie based on clues
I still haven’t gotten tired of making people make top 10 lists, so here we are. We’re doing books now. Here’s the rules: 1.) Your list can only contain 10 titles; no more, no less.2.) Twin Peaks: The Return isn’t a … Continue reading Avocado Write & Word
1.) The Simpsons 57 mentions 2.) The Wire 54 mentions 3.) Breaking Bad 41 mentions 4.) Mad Men 38 mentions 5.) Seinfeld 32 mentions 5.) Twin Peaks 32 mentions 7.) Community 31 mentions 8.) 30 Rock 26 mentions 9.) Arrested … Continue reading Avocado Sight & Sound: TV Edition results
It’s time for the latest iteration of the world-famous [citation needed] Avocado Sight & Sound! This time, we’re picking what we think the best TV shows of all time are. Here’s the rules: 1.) Your list can only contain 10 … Continue reading Avocado Sight & Sound: TV Edition
The votes have been counted and it’s time to declare what we think the best movies ever are for this year. [spoiler title=’The best movies according to us’] 1. Casablanca directed by Michael Curtiz (1942) with 17 mentions 2 (tie). … Continue reading Avocado Sight & Sound: Quarantine Edition results
We all had a lot of fun making people guess what movie I was thinking of based on several clues a few weeks ago and I felt like doing it again. Here’s a sample question: 1. Has a long title. … Continue reading Guess a movie based on clues
Ever since I wrapped up the best of the 2010s edition of the Avocado Sight & Sound, I’ve been pondering doing another Sight & Sound to determine what we think the best movies ever are. Since almost everyone here has … Continue reading Avocado Sight & Sound: Quarantine Edition
