Our seventh race of Marbula One season two is in the dense jungle of the Raceforest. A straightforward course with no unique features, this track is rather idiosyncratic in its location and the effect it has on the marbles; thanks … Continue reading Marbula One Season 2: Raceforest GP 7
The return of Winter Marble League in 2020-21 sees the return of speed skating. The format of this event is a bit unusual, but exciting nonetheless: Each run sees two marbles race around the elongated track, though not in a … Continue reading Marble League Winter Special Event 3: Speed Skating
Christmas, 1966 ~~~ Attitudes were bleak at the FBI, as hopes of catching the criminals were waning. Worse yet, it seemed their best hope — Agent Hanratty — was getting no closer to finding Frank Abagnale and learning more about … Continue reading Werewolves 140 — Catch Me If You Can — Day 4 — “Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn’t quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out.”
Christmas, 1965 ~~~ Piggy Cratchit had been with the Bureau for a long time, but this was one of the most tedious jobs of their career. Year after year, it was the same — find fraudulent checks, learn how the … Continue reading Werewolves 140 — Catch Me If You Can — Day 3 — “The truth is I’m not a doctor or a lawyer. I’m not an airline pilot. I’m nothing really.”
Christmas, 1964 ~~~ A year later, and the debts being compiled by Frank Abagnale were growing. Still, no one was the wiser as to who this master of disguise could be. It had been a busy year. The FBI had … Continue reading Werewolves 140 — Catch Me If You Can — Day 2 — “You always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I’m trying my best not to be afraid.”
Christmas, 1963 ~~~ Stories of a man committing tremendous amounts of check fraud have made their way to the FBI. Deemed low interest, only one agent pursues the perpetrator — a humorless man named Carl Hanratty. With his task force, … Continue reading Werewolves 140 — Catch Me If You Can — Day 1 — “Carl! Merry Christmas! How is it we’re always talking on Christmas, Carl?”
An airline pilot. An emergency room doctor. A Southern lawyer. Frank Abagnale, Jr, has been flitting across the country for years, counterfeiting checks and separating fools from their money. It seems he always gets the most active around Christmas — … Continue reading Werewolves 140 — April’s Christmas Movie Game #3 — Catch Me If You Can — sign-ups
Race number six takes place in the frozen tundra at the Arctic Circuit, a wide-open track with several wide slalom-esque turns coupled with one sharp right-hander. The speedy style of track and the variety of turns taken at high-speed lead … Continue reading Marbula One Season 2: Arctic Circuit GP 6
Past the first four races of the season, we now reach the point where each team can determine their racer strategically rather than being forced to alternate between the teammates. However, only five teams opt for the high-risk decision to … Continue reading Marbula One Season 2: O’Raceway GP 5
The fourth race of Marbula One season two is taking place at the Aquamaring (pronounced Aquama-RING, not Aqua-MARE-ing, as I had been saying in my head all week), a relatively straightforward course with hairpin turns, a speed ramp, and a … Continue reading Marbula One Season 2: Aquamaring GP Qualifying
After an eventful qualifier yesterday, our marble racers take the track at the O’Raceway with Wispy of the Midnight Wisps starting at pole, with Billy of the Green Ducks just behind. This marks our first return to a raceway in … Continue reading Marbula One Season 2: O’Raceway GP 1
Sand Marble Rally is on hiatus until 2021 and Marble League is in the off-season, so the time has come for Marbula One! A lot has changed for season two in regards to format, so let’s go over the changes: … Continue reading Marbula One Season 2: Minty Mania GP Qualifying
As we enter the fifth race of the Sand Marble Rally, Cool Moody maintains his hold on the top spot overall despite not reaching the podium since the inaugural contest, with Ghost Plasma right behind thanks to three consecutive bronze … Continue reading Marble Rally 2020 Race 5
Welcome to another edition of Marble Rally! This is my first time recapping one of the illustrious sporting events known as Jelle’s Marble Runs, as Merve is retiring from the position after pulling many, many new fans into the fray … Continue reading Marble Rally 2020 Race 2
We have two exciting announcements for our Avocado Werewolfing community! ~~~ First and foremost, we have been invited to join the Mafia Werewolf Championships once again this year! Last year Spiny Creature was a phenomenal representative for our clan, making … Continue reading Werewolf Community Updates, including Werewolf Championship Nominations!!
After being terrorized for several days, the abandoned kids now seemed back in control of their own fate. Little Audrey’s death meant the Wet Bandits had only one of their members remaining. Unfortunately for the last Wet Bandit, the very … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — FINAL — This is my house, I have to defend it.
The Bandits, sore from their first casualty suffered, sought to wreak vengeance for their fallen friend overnight. It would be easy on this night, as they had received good fortune in the form of the BB gun. Their massacre began as … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Five — Did I get him? Where’d it go? Where is it?
Seemingly in control of the situation in the house now, the Wet Bandits pursued their next target. Once they caught up to them, they hung the victim up on the hook to the basement door. “First, I’m gonna burn all … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Four — I think we’re getting scammed by a kindergartener.
Still somewhat raucous after finding themselves without parental supervision, the kids got a bit destructive on the second night. In the morning, they awoke to find the garbage can full of salt tipped over, with nary a dead body to … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Three — All kids. No parents. Probably a fancy orphanage.
The kids awoke, hungover from whipped cream and Mountain Dew. They found Brian Johnson, covered in painful looking welts and non-responsive. INDY // BRIAN JOHNSON has been killed. He was VANILLA TOWN. “They’re killing us! They’re really killing us!” said … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Two — Santy don’t visit the funeral homes, little buddy.
The Wet Bandits are trying to invade your home! What’s a kid to do? Murder, of course! ~~~ Starting roles: 13 abandoned kids (vanilla town) 3 Wet Bandits (wolves) ~~~ Rules: The abandoned kids win when all Wet Bandits are … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day One — You made your family disappear!!