Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Four — I think we’re getting scammed by a kindergartener.

Seemingly in control of the situation in the house now, the Wet Bandits pursued their next target. Once they caught up to them, they hung the victim up on the hook to the basement door. “First, I’m gonna burn all … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Four — I think we’re getting scammed by a kindergartener.

Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Three — All kids. No parents. Probably a fancy orphanage.

Still somewhat raucous after finding themselves without parental supervision, the kids got a bit destructive on the second night. In the morning, they awoke to find the garbage can full of salt tipped over, with nary a dead body to … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Three — All kids. No parents. Probably a fancy orphanage.

Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Two — Santy don’t visit the funeral homes, little buddy.

The kids awoke, hungover from whipped cream and Mountain Dew. They found Brian Johnson, covered in painful looking welts and non-responsive. INDY // BRIAN JOHNSON has been killed. He was VANILLA TOWN. “They’re killing us! They’re really killing us!” said … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Two — Santy don’t visit the funeral homes, little buddy.

Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Six — “If this is their idea of Christmas, I *gotta* be here for New Year’s.”

♪ ♫ Should the last terrorist be found out And hoisted on his own petard? Or should the last terrorist get away And win this auld Die Hard? ♪ ♫ “I have done good these last few days. I helped … Continue reading Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Six — “If this is their idea of Christmas, I *gotta* be here for New Year’s.”

Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Five — “This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.”

♪ ♫ Well the killers inside are dying And Sergeant Al will keep on spying And since there’s just one to go Let’s do blow, let’s do blow, let’s do blow… ♪ ♫ “Mr. Cowboy has been a thorn in … Continue reading Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Five — “This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.”

Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Four — “Hans… bubby! I’m your white knight!”

Dashing through the vents, On a ruined holiday No one’s getting presents, Just more killing today… With his lackeys discovered and dispatched, Hans had to resort to unconventional means to finish his plan. At that moment, there was a knock … Continue reading Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Four — “Hans… bubby! I’m your white knight!”

Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Three — “Oops. No more bullets. What do you think, I’m f—ing stupid, Hans?”

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the tower Not a gunshot was heard, though the terrorists glowered; More powders were snorted, and more cocktails spilled, In hopes that no one else would end up killed… NO ONE DIED. … Continue reading Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Three — “Oops. No more bullets. What do you think, I’m f—ing stupid, Hans?”

Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Two — “You asked for a Christmas miracle: I give you the F.B.I.”

♪ ♫ Hans is smirking as he opens fire, John McClane killing all his foes; But the hostages don’t care, they just keep getting higher– Drunken messes dressed up in 80s clothes ♫ ♪ Tom McShane was not a very good … Continue reading Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Two — “You asked for a Christmas miracle: I give you the F.B.I.”

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