We have two exciting announcements for our Avocado Werewolfing community! ~~~ First and foremost, we have been invited to join the Mafia Werewolf Championships once again this year! Last year Spiny Creature was a phenomenal representative for our clan, making … Continue reading Werewolf Community Updates, including Werewolf Championship Nominations!!
After being terrorized for several days, the abandoned kids now seemed back in control of their own fate. Little Audrey’s death meant the Wet Bandits had only one of their members remaining. Unfortunately for the last Wet Bandit, the very … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — FINAL — This is my house, I have to defend it.
The Bandits, sore from their first casualty suffered, sought to wreak vengeance for their fallen friend overnight. It would be easy on this night, as they had received good fortune in the form of the BB gun. Their massacre began as … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Five — Did I get him? Where’d it go? Where is it?
Seemingly in control of the situation in the house now, the Wet Bandits pursued their next target. Once they caught up to them, they hung the victim up on the hook to the basement door. “First, I’m gonna burn all … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Four — I think we’re getting scammed by a kindergartener.
Still somewhat raucous after finding themselves without parental supervision, the kids got a bit destructive on the second night. In the morning, they awoke to find the garbage can full of salt tipped over, with nary a dead body to … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Three — All kids. No parents. Probably a fancy orphanage.
The kids awoke, hungover from whipped cream and Mountain Dew. They found Brian Johnson, covered in painful looking welts and non-responsive. INDY // BRIAN JOHNSON has been killed. He was VANILLA TOWN. “They’re killing us! They’re really killing us!” said … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day Two — Santy don’t visit the funeral homes, little buddy.
The Wet Bandits are trying to invade your home! What’s a kid to do? Murder, of course! ~~~ Starting roles: 13 abandoned kids (vanilla town) 3 Wet Bandits (wolves) ~~~ Rules: The abandoned kids win when all Wet Bandits are … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Home Alone — Day One — You made your family disappear!!
(No, this is not based on some holly jolly version of the Untitled Goose Game — unfortunately.) The holidays are here! Much like WW80 (Die Hard with a Werewolf), I, April Ludgate-Karate-Dwyer, will be running a game over the week … Continue reading Werewolves 112 — Untitled Christmas Game — Sign-ups
♪ ♫ Should the last terrorist be found out And hoisted on his own petard? Or should the last terrorist get away And win this auld Die Hard? ♪ ♫ “I have done good these last few days. I helped … Continue reading Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Six — “If this is their idea of Christmas, I *gotta* be here for New Year’s.”
♪ ♫ Well the killers inside are dying And Sergeant Al will keep on spying And since there’s just one to go Let’s do blow, let’s do blow, let’s do blow… ♪ ♫ “Mr. Cowboy has been a thorn in … Continue reading Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Five — “This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.”
Dashing through the vents, On a ruined holiday No one’s getting presents, Just more killing today… With his lackeys discovered and dispatched, Hans had to resort to unconventional means to finish his plan. At that moment, there was a knock … Continue reading Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Four — “Hans… bubby! I’m your white knight!”
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the tower Not a gunshot was heard, though the terrorists glowered; More powders were snorted, and more cocktails spilled, In hopes that no one else would end up killed… NO ONE DIED. … Continue reading Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Three — “Oops. No more bullets. What do you think, I’m f—ing stupid, Hans?”
♪ ♫ Hans is smirking as he opens fire, John McClane killing all his foes; But the hostages don’t care, they just keep getting higher– Drunken messes dressed up in 80s clothes ♫ ♪ Tom McShane was not a very good … Continue reading Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day Two — “You asked for a Christmas miracle: I give you the F.B.I.”
♪ ♫ On top of Nakatomi Plaza, this Die Hard gave to me: ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ Four scum to kill, ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ Three town roles, ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ Two FBI guys, ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ And … Continue reading Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Day One — “Welcome to the party, pal!”
“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…” On Christmas Eve, 1988, the Nakatomi Corporation is celebrating the holiday by throwing an extravagant office party for all employees in its brand new Los Angeles skyscraper. But … Continue reading Werewolves 80 — Die Hard with a Werewolf — Sign-ups
Day morning! Derek is hello. I think-want you had good sleeps! Today is one week since dead persons landed in The Medium Place. Long time! Good news! Still three-plus-four-minus-one persons is alive! But dark time was when another person died. … Continue reading Werewolves 73 — The Medium Place — Day Seven
Happy day-time! Everything is DEREK. I am so happy to be this place. My mommy-girlfriend Janet got mad feelings so she far awayed. My Derek is Derek, very smile to hello with you. From now until the next now, Derek … Continue reading Werewolves 73 — The Medium Place — Day Six
Buenos dias! Everything is whatever. You seem to be doing quite well at finding demons. Good job! Unfortunately, the demons are also doing quite well at finding you. Three of you will not be joining us today, which is not … Continue reading Werewolves 73 — The Medium Place — Day Five
Hello! Everything is improving, at least. With The Beast vanquished, I hope everyone got in a good night’s rest last night. Well, I hope you got a medium night’s rest last night. The demons are still killing you. Last night … Continue reading Werewolves 73 — The Medium Place — Day Four
Good morning! Everything is not great. Hi again, friends and demons! I hope you slept well, because some bad stuff happened last night. But there was also a little bit of good stuff too, maybe? These night have been very … Continue reading Werewolves 73 — The Medium Place — Day Three
Hi again! Everything is okay. Good morning! Please enjoy this free continental breakfast from a roadside Days Inn in Reading, Pennsylvania, while you have a coffee to prepare yourselves for the day. Sorry, we only have decaf here in The … Continue reading Werewolves 73 — The Medium Place — Day Two