The classic party game here that turns fellow Avocados on each other in an exercise in paranoia and fun
Who could tell the lovers it had all been a fabrication? Who could append a question-mark to their suffering? She turned to the woman. Holding her close, she whispered, “any day now.” The woman shrank wearily from her embrace. “You … Continue reading Werewolf LXXXIV – Anarchy! (DAY FIVE)
The meek, they say, will inherit the earth. What rubbish! Only the Speculator sees the fruits of his machination. Only the Speculator is owed. His airships block the swallows from communion with the stars. They carry his name in the … Continue reading Werewolf LXXXIV – Anarchy! (DAY FOUR)
The Speculator regards the abscess of earth passing under him as a predator would its prey. His wraith-like entanglement, his moloch horns, his corporeal expression smear the sky like smoke from actinide fires. He whispers suffering. Heaves destruction. Carnage for … Continue reading Werewolf LXXXIV – Anarchy! (DAY THREE)
The game is played by contenders with want for a distinction between winners and losers. The game outside the game needs only the Speculator and nature’s indifference toward human endeavor. Night fell. The Speculator beheld, from high in his zeppelin, … Continue reading Werewolf LXXXIV – Anarchy! (DAY TWO)
The events following the halcyon days of Wolf Cops 1, 2, and 3 had become stuff of legend in the quarantined(*) land mass known once as Avocadotown. The wolves took the town. The police building was razed to the ground. … Continue reading Werewolf LXXXIV – Anarchy! (DAY ONE)
The events following the halcyon days of Wolf Cops 1, 2, and 3 had become stuff of legend in the quarantined(*) land mass known once as Avocadotown. The wolves took the town. The police building was razed to the ground. … Continue reading Werewolf LXXXIV – Anarchy!
SCENE SIXTEEN (INT. THE BELCHER’S BEDROOM, NIGHT) (LINDA and BOB BELCHER are asleep. LINDA bolts awake, gasping.) LINDA: Bob! Bobby! Bob! Bob! Wake up! BOB (groggy): What … wait … what’s happening … LINDA: I got it! BOB: You got … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 6
SCENE THIRTEEN (INT. A TV STUDIO) ANNOUNCER: And now, the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner! (YAKKO leaps in from off-screen. He starts singing to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance.) YAKKO: ♫ United States, … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 5
SCENE NINE (INT. TOONTOWN JAIL) (HATTIE THE HEFFALUMP sits behind the desk, twirling a set of keys on her trunk. She splits into two different heffalumps. One of them wanders over to a jail cell, where an unseen prisoner is … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 4
SCENE SIX (EXT. STREETS OF TOONTOWN) (Eddie and Roger walk the streets of Toontown.) ROGER: I got my eyes peeled for weasels, Eddie! (Roger grabs his eyelids with both hands and yanks them open, his eyeballs expanding and shooting forward.) … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 3
[STUDIO NOTE: Nobody died last night?! What the hell kind of mystery picture is this?] SCENE FOUR (INT. EDDIE VALIANT’S OFFICE) (The camera moves down a dingy hallway. A distant phone rings. We pass an open office door. The etching … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 2
TOUCHSTONE PICTURES And AMBLIN ENTERTAINMENT Present SCENE ONE (FADE IN – DARK TUNNEL) (As we fade in, the camera is moving forward down a dark tunnel, as if it is on the front of a moving car. The tunnel bends, … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 1
OR, “Wereweasels Ripped My Flesh” “I, Marvin Acme, of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath in perpetuity the property known as Toontown to those loveable characters, the toons!” Toontown celebrated as only toons could: singing, dancing, and dropping anvils … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Sign-Ups
Creatures with eyes of white and rotting flesh rushed in through the door, and House Lannister charged into the fray with battle cries on their lips. Janei, Dennis, and Tyrion were family, and they would get back to backstabbing each … Continue reading Werewolf 82: You Win or You Die (Finale)
They received another message, this time from Harrenhal. The Vale had been overtaken, and the castle was the last holdout before the undead army had no more barriers to King’s Landing. The Iron Islands and Westerlands had isolated themselves against … Continue reading Werewolf 82: You Win or You Die (Day IV)
After each Great House buried their respective dead, they retired for the night, some of them not expecting to wake up to see another sunrise. Morning came, and they all slowly entered the dining hall to break their fast, half-dreading … Continue reading Werewolf 82: You Win or You Die (Day III)
The Riverlands were burning. The war for the Iron Throne ended abruptly. It was like a dream, already passing to distant memory. Yet the blackened fields were still smoldering, and the bones strewn across village ruins had not been picked … Continue reading Werewolf 82: You Win or You Die (Day II)
They were only meant to be a legend. The stuff of nightmares. But nightmares eventually made their way into reality. Those who had lived long enough to experience the capriciousness of the gods knew this. And those fortunate enough to … Continue reading Werewolf 82: You Win or You Die (Day I)
PLEASE READ BEFORE SIGNING UP. The nature of the game requires a lot of votes and night actions. However, the game has a set number of days, so you can easily tell if you can be reasonably active within the … Continue reading Werewolf 82: You Win or You Die (Signups)
The evening passed quietly in Lupinville; nothing of note occurred. Except Red Miller had finally stopped tripping balls and was feeling marginally better. In the morning Jon woke up with a slight headache and a DVD copy of ‘Three Ninjas … Continue reading Werewolves 81: Pet Sematary- Chapter 7
Quietness settled on Lupinville like a warm furry pelt. After the events of the past week the Town heaved a collective tenuous sigh of relief. There was even the sound of laughter and the clinking of bottles coming from Mello’s … Continue reading Werewolves 81: Pet Sematary – Chapter 6
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