Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 3


(Eddie and Roger walk the streets of Toontown.)

ROGER:  I got my eyes peeled for weasels, Eddie!

(Roger grabs his eyelids with both hands and yanks them open, his eyeballs expanding and shooting forward.)

EDDIE: You ain’t gonna see any weasels around here. They’re in disguise.

ROGER: Disguise? Why, that means anyone can be a weasel. That guy! Or that old lady! Or me!

(Roger grabs his own ears and pulls, straining, stretching them absurdly, until he launches himself into the sky. He then plummets to the ground, where he flattens out like a pancake on the sidewalk. Eddie sighs and steps over him.)

EDDIE: You’re not a weasel, Roger.

ROGER: Wait! What about you?

(Roger jumps in front of Eddie and grabs the front of his pants, pulling them open and shoving his face down.)

EDDIE: Get outta there!

(Eddie grabs Roger and throws him to the sidewalk.)

ROGER: Well, that wasn’t a weasel!

[STUDIO NOTE: Nice. Audiences love dick jokes.]

(CUPHEAD comes strolling down the street, whistling and twirling his straw.)

ROGER: Hey, Cuphead! Have you seen any weasels in Toontown? P-p-p-p-p-p-p-leeeeese, tell us!

(CUPHEAD opens his mouth to speak, but is interrupted by a loud, giggling voice from above.)

GREASY WEASEL (offscreen): Look boys, a cup! Let’s fill it with somethin’ delicious!

(CUPHEAD, ROGER, and EDDIE all look up. A furry hand extends out a fourth-story window of a building, holding a metal vial. The hand pours out a stream of yellow-green fluid that falls directly into CUPHEAD’s, um, cup head.

CUPHEAD dissolves into a puddle.)

Admirax (Cuphead) has died. She was a TOONTOWN TOON (Vanilla Town).

(DOCTOR NICK walks out of his office on the first floor.)

DOCTOR NICK: Hi, everybody!

(ROGER and EDDIE are too horrified to respond.)

DOCTOR NICK (noticing the inky puddle on the ground): Oh no! It looks like this toon has a severe case of dip-theria. I have just the remedy!

(DOCTOR NICK goes back into his office. We hear sounds of rummaging from inside.)

ROGER: Do you think that quack can really fix the cup, Eddie?

(Before EDDIE can respond, there is the sound of screams, chewing, and rending flesh from inside. EDDIE tries to run towards the Doctor’s office, but ROGER grabs his arm and holds him back.)

ROGER: No, Eddie! There’s a m-m-m-m-m-m-m-monster in there!

(EDDIE breaks free of ROGER’s grasp. He bursts into NICK’s office only to see the remains of the doctor’s corpse strewn around the room. NICK has been bitten in half and his intestines trail out onto the floor. NICK’s decapitated head is still smiling.)

Doctor Nick has died. He was a TOONTOWN TOON (Vanilla Town).

(The back door to the office is open. A trail of large, bloody footprints lead out into the alley.)



(We are back in the den where the weasels conspired earlier, in SCENE TWO. The camera pans down. The dip gun PSYCHO WEASEL spit out and forgot to pick back up is laying on the floor.

(We hear footsteps. Then, for a moment, we see the shadow of an indistinct form. An unseen hand reaches out and picks up the dip gun.)



The Toontown faction wins the game when all weasels are dead and ???‘s secret identity has been revealed.

  • 9 Vanilla Town: No night actions.
  • 1 Investigator: Must investigate the faction of one player as a night action.
  • 1 Jailer: Must choose another player to put in jail, protecting their target from all other night actions. Cannot pick the same target on consecutive nights. The jailed player is unable to use their night action if they have one.
  • 2 Town Drunks: May choose to put themselves in jail as a night action, protecting them from all other night actions. A Town Drunk may only use their power ONCE during the game. and at that time, the Jailer will be informed of their identity. A Town Drunk’s action cannot be blocked. If the Jailer is killed by scum on the same night a Town Drunk is in jail, the Town Drunk is also killed, regardless of whether the Drunk self-jailed or was put there by the Jailer. The Town Drunks share a QT.


The Weasels faction wins the game when the number of weasel players equals the number of Toontown players and ???‘s secret identity has been revealed.

  • Smarty Weasel: Must block the night action of a non-weasel player. Cannot target the same person two nights in a row.
  • Psycho Weasel: Has access to a number of secret “Psycho Schemes”. Once per night, this weasel must choose a Scheme and a player to give this Scheme to. Any player is eligible to receive a Scheme, including weasels.
  • Wheezy Weasel: Inherits the unused Psycho Schemes if the Psycho Weasel is killed.
  • Greasy Weasel: If investigated, the result returns as “Toon”.


  • An evil monstrosity has been set free in Toontown. It is still hungry.


-You cannot edit any of your posts.

-No quoting or screencapping from QTs. Do not ask other players about their QTs in an attempt to figure out what role they have.

-All night actions are mandatory (except for one-shot actions such as the Town Drunk).

-If a day ends in a tie vote, a random player will be chosen from all living players and killed (weighted towards the tied players and those who didn’t vote that day).


1.The Hayes Code // Prysma Starshimmer
2.Hohopossum // Captain Cavepossum
3.sic humor // Goofy
4.Admirax // Cuphead (VANILLA TOWN)
5.Lindsay // Scooby Doo and Shaggy
6.Mayelbridwen // Hattie the Heffalump
7.Doctor Nick // Doctor Nick (VANILLA TOWN)
8.April // Teen Girl Squad (SMARTY WEASEL)
9.Queen Light // Elsa and Anna
10.Snugglewumps // Linda Belcher
11.Colonel Mustard // Penfold
12.MacCrocodile // Gertie the Dinosaur
13.Jake // Geoff the Tree (again)
14.Josephus Brown // Koko the Clown (VANILLA TOWN)
15.Lord Stoneheart // Kyle
16.Grumproro // Lemongrab
17.Lamb Dance // Pikachu
18.Little Miss Giggle Fits // Dot Warner
19.DW // Peter B. Parker
20.Mr.ImMyOwnGrandfather // Yakko Warner
21.Captain Video // Killjoy


Louie Blue
Spiny Creature


You are a TOONTOWN TOON (VANILLA TOWN). Your goal is to eliminate the Weasels and uncover the secret identity of ???. You win when your faction achieves its goal, even if you’re dead.

highly recommend choosing the “Get Email” option on this thread, because a lot is going to be happening at night in this game. Something might happen to you even though you have a vanilla role.

*Please reply to this QT to confirm that you’ve seen it.*


Day One, Day Two

Day Three ends on Wednesday, 1/30 at 6:00 PM PST (9:00 PM EST), or if a majority vote is reached first.