SCENE SIXTEEN (INT. THE BELCHER’S BEDROOM, NIGHT) (LINDA and BOB BELCHER are asleep. LINDA bolts awake, gasping.) LINDA: Bob! Bobby! Bob! Bob! Wake up! BOB (groggy): What … wait … what’s happening … LINDA: I got it! BOB: You got … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 6

SCENE THIRTEEN (INT. A TV STUDIO) ANNOUNCER: And now, the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner! (YAKKO leaps in from off-screen. He starts singing to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance.) YAKKO: ♫ United States, … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 5

SCENE NINE (INT. TOONTOWN JAIL) (HATTIE THE HEFFALUMP sits behind the desk, twirling a set of keys on her trunk. She splits into two different heffalumps. One of them wanders over to a jail cell, where an unseen prisoner is … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 4

SCENE SIX (EXT. STREETS OF TOONTOWN) (Eddie and Roger walk the streets of Toontown.) ROGER:  I got my eyes peeled for weasels, Eddie! (Roger grabs his eyelids with both hands and yanks them open, his eyeballs expanding and shooting forward.) … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 3

[STUDIO NOTE: Nobody died last night?! What the hell kind of mystery picture is this?] SCENE FOUR (INT. EDDIE VALIANT’S OFFICE) (The camera moves down a dingy hallway. A distant phone rings. We pass an open office door. The etching … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 2

TOUCHSTONE PICTURES And AMBLIN ENTERTAINMENT Present SCENE ONE (FADE IN – DARK TUNNEL) (As we fade in, the camera is moving forward down a dark tunnel, as if it is on the front of a moving car. The tunnel bends, … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 1

OR, “Wereweasels Ripped My Flesh” “I, Marvin Acme, of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath in perpetuity the property known as Toontown to those loveable characters, the toons!” Toontown celebrated as only toons could: singing, dancing, and dropping anvils … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Sign-Ups