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Writers’ Guac – Patent Rejection

November 5, 2021November 5, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to this week’s round of Writers’ Guac. I’m afraid this will be the last round of Writers’ Guac. Thank you for all those of you have participated. I’ll think of similar things that we could do that might generate … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Patent Rejection

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Writers’ Guac – God’s Farewell

October 15, 2021October 15, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to this week’s round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions: God’s farewell letter to his creation (Courtesy of Wesley Dodds) Post your submissions below. A brief reminder of the rules: Constructive criticism is opt-in. Specify in … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – God’s Farewell

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Writers’ Guac – University Letter

October 1, 2021October 1, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to this week’s round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions: Acceptance/Rejection letter from a university (Courtesy of Martha Chill) Post your submissions below. A brief reminder of the rules: Constructive criticism is opt-in. Specify in your … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – University Letter

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Writers’ Guac – Micronovelization

September 17, 2021September 17, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to this week’s round of Writers’ Guac. I apologize for forgetting about it last week, I misremembered the dates. Here was the prompt for submissions: Write a brief novelization of a popular scene/quote/gag from a movie/TV show Post your … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Micronovelization

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Writers’ Guac – Letter Home

August 27, 2021August 27, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to this week’s round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions: Write a letter like you were writing home from the war, but from a mundane or unusual situation Post your submissions below. A brief reminder of … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Letter Home

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Writers’ Guac – Worst Novel Opening

August 13, 2021August 13, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to this week’s round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions: Write the opening to the worst novel ever This can be a sentence, a paragraph, a few paragraphs, whatever you like. Post your submissions below. A … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Worst Novel Opening

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Writers’ Guac – Theme Song

July 2, 2021July 2, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to the biweekly round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions: Write a theme song This can be for anything you want. A fake TV show, a real TV show, a personal theme song, an Avocado theme … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Theme Song

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Writers’ Guac – Pun-chline

June 18, 2021June 18, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to the biweekly round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions: Write a joke with a terrific/terrible pun for a punchline. Can be as short or as long as you want. Post your submissions below. A brief … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Pun-chline

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Writers’ Guac – Mysterious Sibling

June 18, 2021June 4, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to the monthly round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions: Your parents post on Facebook that they had a nice conversation with your sibling about how their new job is going. But you don’t have a … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Mysterious Sibling

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Writers’ Guac – Recipe Blog

June 4, 2021June 4, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to the biweekly round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions: Write the intro to a recipe blog post (recipe optional) Post your submissions below. A brief reminder of the rules: Limit of 2 submissions per person. … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Recipe Blog

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Writers’ Guac – Swallow the Pill

May 21, 2021May 21, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to the monthly round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions: It had been a foolish decision. Swallowing the pill without even knowing what was in it. Post your submissions below. A brief reminder of the rules: … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Swallow the Pill

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Writers’ Guac – Villain Origin

May 21, 2021May 21, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to the biweekly round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions: Pitch a summary/outline of a villain origin story Post your submissions below. A brief reminder of the rules: Limit of 2 submissions per person. Constructive criticism … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Villain Origin

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Writers’ Guac – Yelp Reviews

May 7, 2021May 7, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to the biweekly round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions: Yelp review of something that wouldn’t ordinarily have Yelp reviews Post your submissions below. A brief reminder of the rules: Limit of 2 submissions per person. … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Yelp Reviews

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Writers’ Guac – Rejected Aesop’s Fables

April 23, 2021April 23, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to the biweekly round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions: Rejected Aesop’s Fables Post your submissions below. A brief reminder of the rules: Limit of 2 submissions per person. Constructive criticism is opt-in. Specify in your … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Rejected Aesop’s Fables

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Writers’ Guac – Professional Conference

April 23, 2021May 4, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to the first monthly round of Writers’ Guac (formerly the Avocado Creative Writing Derby). Here was the prompt for submissions: Your work sends you to a normal-sounding professional conference, but when you get there, the way everyone is acting … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Professional Conference

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Writers’ Guac – Medieval Peasant

April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to the biweekly round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions: Teach a medieval peasant about some piece of modern life. Post your submissions below. A brief reminder of the rules: Limit of 2 submissions per person. … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Medieval Peasant

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Writers’ Guac – Kafkaesque

March 26, 2021March 26, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to the first monthly round of Writers’ Guac (formerly the Avocado Creative Writing Derby). Here was the prompt for submissions: You awake to find yourself in a Kafkaesque “transformation”; what have you transformed into and how do you respond? … Continue reading Writers’ Guac – Kafkaesque

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Writers Guac – Nature Documentary Narration

March 26, 2021March 26, 2021 milkproofrobot

Welcome to the second biweekly round of Writers’ Guac (formerly the Avocado Creative Writing Derby). Here was the prompt for submissions: Narration from a nature documentary Post your submissions below. A brief reminder of the rules: Limit of 2 submissions … Continue reading Writers Guac – Nature Documentary Narration

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