Writers’ Guac – Pun-chline

Welcome to the biweekly round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions:

Write a joke with a terrific/terrible pun for a punchline. Can be as short or as long as you want.

Post your submissions below. A brief reminder of the rules:

  • Constructive criticism is opt-in. Specify in your post if you would welcome constructive criticism. Do not offer criticism if not requested.

Here is the prompt for the next round’s submissions (Open at 2 PM Eastern on July 2):

Write a theme song

This can be for anything you want. A fake TV show, a real TV show, a personal theme song, an Avocado theme song, the sky’s the limit.

Have fun, everyone! And also check out the previous biweekly installment (Recipe Blog) and the latest monthly installment (Mysterious Sibling) posted today as well.

If you have other writing to share with The Avocado, or want to see others’ work, be sure to check out the Creative Endeavors thread, posted each Tuesday at 9 AM Eastern.