Writers’ Guac – Rejected Aesop’s Fables

Welcome to the biweekly round of Writers’ Guac. Here was the prompt for submissions:

Rejected Aesop’s Fables

Post your submissions below. A brief reminder of the rules:

  • Limit of 2 submissions per person.
  • Constructive criticism is opt-in. Specify in your post if you would welcome constructive criticism. Do not offer criticism if not requested.

Here is the prompt for the next round’s submissions (Open at 2 PM Eastern on May 7):

Yelp review of something that wouldn’t ordinarily have Yelp reviews

Have fun, everyone! And also check out the previous biweekly installment (Teach a Medieval Peasant) and this week’s monthly installment (Professional Conference)

If you have other writing to share with The Avocado, or want to see others’ work, be sure to check out the Creative Endeavors thread, posted each Tuesday at 9 AM Eastern.