The classic party game here that turns fellow Avocados on each other in an exercise in paranoia and fun
Welcome, seeker. I’m told you wish to solve the recent string of horrible, grisly murders. The mundane techniques available to you from the banal worlds of science and technology have left you as baffled as ever, so you’ve come here … Continue reading Werewolf XXXIV Signups: The Tarot Murders
Crunch Harbor slept surprisingly well, considering everything that had been happening. This wasn’t the worst project he’d been on. At least with producing, you don’t need regular blood tests. Even so, it was looking less and less likely that this … Continue reading Werewolves XXXIII – Day Five: A Rudderless Ship
Lindsey had called it a retirement from acting, but it was never her decision to make. This film was to be her big comeback. No… her return. You could even call it a debut since most people never even realized she … Continue reading Werewolves XXXIII – Day 4: There Can Be, at Most, One
Maybeth had her suspicions about all of them, but unfortunately, there was only enough time each night to look up one person in the union’s database. “Dang slow servers,” she muttered, thrilling at the freedom to curse so openly. Maybe … Continue reading Werewolves XXXIII – Day 3: Labor Negotiations Have Broken Down
Modern legend Meryl Streep demured from the fray. Sure, she could have torn Mayberry apart like no one’s business, but these days, she felt she needed to be choosier about her roles. “Maybe I’ve won an Oscar recently,” she thought, “but … Continue reading Werewolves XXXIII – Day Two: Rewrites
Good morning, everyone! Welcome to Avocado Studios! All eyes on me, please. I am MacCrocodile Davis, your assistant casting director. I am working with Mr. Inndeed, who should be along shortly. We should all be here for the Horrors of Hollywolf casting … Continue reading Werewolves XXXIII – Day One: Meet and Greet
Welcome to Avocado Studios, where dreams are made (but also crushed, let’s be honest. In fact, the dream crushing is much more frequent than the dream fulfillment if you really look at the numbers)! Gone are the days of the old … Continue reading Werewolves XXXIII: Avocado Studios – Signups!
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 107: “End of the Game” INT. SOAPSTONE SEWER SYSTEM – LUNATIC LAIR – NIGHT In the shadows of an underground sewer tunnel, a SHADOWY FIGURE applies ointment to their infected, … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 7 (End of the Game)
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 106: “The Evil Hour” EXT. SOAPSTONE SANITARIUM FOR THE CRIMINALLY IMPAIRED – MORNING Establishing shot of the crumbling, ancient Soapstone Sanitarium as PADRE CORAJE, CONSTANCE VAN KNOX, IVAN INDIANA, and … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 6 (The Evil Hour)
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 105: “The Garden of Forking Paths” INT. LE MOTEL SANS PRÉAVIS – RESTAURANT – DAY Wide shot of a sticky table at a diner where PADRE CORAJE, BIANCA DEL COCODRILO, … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 5 (The Garden of Forking Paths)
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 104: “Labyrinth of Passion” EXT. COLONEL MUSTARD’S HOUSE – FRONT YARD – MORNING Close-up on a banner reading “COLONEL MUSTARD’S NO-SHIRTS, NO-SHOES, ALL-SERVICE BARBECUE”. Pan down to reveal a number of … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 4 (Labyrinth of Passion)
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 103: “Love in the Time of Lycanthropy” EXT. VON CLEEF FAMILY MANSION – GARDENS – MORNING Wide shot of the Von Cleef gardens as guests gather under a banner reading “ADELAIDE’S … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 3 (Love in the Time of Lycanthropy)
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 102: “Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown” INT. LA IGLESIA DE NUESTRA SEÑORA DE TU CULPA – MORNING Close-up on PADRE CORAJE as he solemnly delivers the Sunday … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 2 (Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown)
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 101: “Autumn of the Matriarch” INT. THE SNAKE PIT – NIGHT Four SHADOWY FIGURES sit at the bar, nursing drinks in a moldy old dive. FIGURE #1 I used to … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 1 (Autumn of the Matriarch)
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature EXT. SOAPSTONE, CALIFORNIA – DAY We open on an establishing shot of a sun-soaked town – more of an enclave, maybe – with too much wealth and too many secrets. The camera pans over … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII Signups: As The Wolf Turns
Ricin Pudding Ingredients: Cooking spray 5-inch length fresh lemongrass, finely chopped 3 cups 2% milk 3 ½ cups coconut milk (not low fat), well-shaken 1 ½ cups granulated sugar ½ teaspoon kosher salt 1 ½ cups uncooked medium-grain white rice … Continue reading Werewolf XXXI: Culinary Catastrophe, Day Five: Dessert (or Cyanice Cream)
The Cadaverous Campanelle Ingredients: 3 medium leeks, white and light green parts halved lengthwise, washed, and cut into 1/2-inch-thick slices (about 5 cups), roughly chopped dark green parts reserved (about 3 cups) 1 pound asparagus, tough ends snapped off, chopped … Continue reading Werewolf XXXI: Culinary Catastrophe, Day Four: Pasta (or Laburnum Lasagna)
The Avocados of Assassination Ingredients: 1 ½ pounds boneless, skinless chicken breasts (halved lengthwise if they’re thick) 1 tablespoon olive oil 1 cup chopped green onions (including the whites) 2 jalapeños, minced (and seeded if you want to reduce the … Continue reading Werewolf XXXI: Culinary Catastrophe, Day Three: Soup (or A Bowl of Belladonna)
The Figs of Fatality: Ingredients: 5 ounces slab bacon, sliced ½-inch thick, then sliced crosswise into ½-inch pieces 3 tablespoons pure maple syrup 8 ripe fresh figs, halved lengthwise 2 tablespoons sherry vinegar or red wine vinegar ½ teaspoon crushed … Continue reading Werewolf XXXI: Culinary Catastrophe, Day Two: Appetizers (or The Strychnine Snacks)
The Murderous Melonballer: Ingredients: ¼ cup water ¼ cup granulated sugar 8 cups diced, seedless watermelon (~1 pound) ¼ cup fresh lime juice 1 ¾ cups blueberries ¾ cup lightly packed fresh mint leaves, plus a mint sprig for garnish … Continue reading Werewolf XXXI: Culinary Catastrophe, Day One: Cocktails (or Death in the Afternoon)
Werewolf game hosted by Tyrone For now I’m putting this game on hold so others can go instead of waiting on me. I just don’t have the energy right now and think it’s unfair to you all. I love werewolf … Continue reading Werewolf XXX: Indefinite Hold
