The beautiful celebrities (and other people) were finally seated; the ceremony had started! As Jimmy Kimmel took the stage, the crowd breathed a collective sigh of relief. Maybe their troubles were coming to an end? Two Razzies members were dead, and only one remained…. Right?
As Kimmel finished his requisite parody of Ladybird (Birdlady: she’s a bird who is a lady), he returned to the stage.
“Well folks, it seems we have an unexpected award this year. This is for, uh, Best Death?”
Two figures in hooded black cloaks took the mike, their faces obstructed by white masks.
“Thank you Jimmy, thank you, what an honor to announce this special award! The winner for Best Death is -”
But the mysterious figure stopped mid sentence. The crowd couldn’t see their eyes, but they almost seemed to be staring at the note in confusion.
The other figure ripped the envelope from their hand. “Oh you, such a ham! The winner of Best Death is… what’s this? It appears to be a tie! The winners of Best Death are Lily Tomlin and Eugene Cooke! Congratulations! Sorry you can’t claim your awards.”
At that, the house lights came on revealing the two actors (or, at least one actor and one random dude who snuck in) slumped over in their seats. In all the commotion, the hooded figures escaped.
ThoughtsThoughtsThoughts (Lily Tomlin) is dead. She was town. Her star power was 0.
E-Dog (Eugene Cooke) is dead. He was town. His star power was 0.
1 Razzie’s President (alpha wolf) – Can recruit another player, but only after one of his compatriots dies. (2 shot)
2 Razzies Voters – They’re wolves.
14 Actors – Vanilla town. Your vote is your only power.
1 Irate Actor – a specialized version of the vigilante with a special win condition. The Irate Actor’s ultimate goal condition is to kill the Razzie’s President, after which the Irate Actor will also die in a blaze of glory. If the Alpha Wolf dies under any other other circumstances, the Irate Actor will fail their win condition and perish. Note: the Irate Actor’s win condition won’t affect town’s or the scum’s.
1 Blogger – These good for nothing layabouts can read another player’s star power as a night action.
1 Secret Role – What is it? It’s a secret!
- Forget It Jake – Glenn Close
Owen – Sally Hawkins Admirax – Joan Crawford
- Ynce Iche/Lutair – Sean Baker
- Indeeeeeeed – Tom Cruise
- Clodia/Subsaharan – Kate Hepburn
- Grumproro – Kardia Karlyle
Colonel Mustard – J.K. Simmons Smapti Jones – Brad Pitt
- Mirage – Linda Berkowitz
- CaptainVideo – The Amazing Criswell
DoctorNick – Mel Brooks ThoughtsThoughtsThoughts – Lily Tomlin AprilLudgate – Jack Palance
- Mac – Maury Crocstein
- LovelyBones – Saoirse Ronan
- Robert Post’s Child – Kevin
Zecko – Matthew Mcconaughey E-Dog – Eugene Cooke
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