As the group celebrated their momentary victory, Maury’s phone buzzed. *boop* “Ya got Crockstein! Is this Leon? You really saved my ass back there.” But the voice on the other end wasn’t Leon. “You might have gotten Vincent, but you’ll … Continue reading Werewolf 54: The Oscars (Day 7)

  “Alright folks, it’s time for our favorite part of the show: a salute to death!  No no, of course I’m talking about our very serious and tasteful in memoriam segment… and it seems like our interns had their work … Continue reading Werewolf 54: The Oscars (Day 6)

As the ceremony entered its third hour, Willem DaFoe was getting restless. He needed a smoke, and needed it an hour ago. He needed to get some air. He walked through a maze of hallways and doors until he finally … Continue reading Werewolf 54: The Oscars (Day 5)

The beautiful celebrities (and other people) were finally seated; the ceremony had started! As Jimmy Kimmel took the stage, the crowd breathed a collective sigh of relief. Maybe their troubles were coming to an end? Two Razzies members were dead, … Continue reading Werewolf 54: The Oscars (Day 4)

  The world famous celebrities made their way inside the Dolby Center and began navigating to their eats. As Jack Palance approached his, he was miffed to find it already occupied. He made his way to the back of the … Continue reading Werewolf 54: The Oscars (Day 3)

After the untimely death of J.K. Simmons, the crowd continued their long walk down the red carpet. As the young starlets (and other people) advanced, Mel Brooks pulled Joan Crawford aside.  “I’ve gotta say Joanie, I’ve got a bad feeling … Continue reading Werewolf 54: The Oscars (Day 2)

Ah, the glamor of Hollywolf! Everyone who’s anyone is here tonight… along with some other people. Security has received word that these less desirable guests have joined the crowd on the hallowed Red Carpet, and it’s their intention to ruin … Continue reading Werewolf 54: The Oscars (Day 1)

Welcome to the 54th annual Werewolf Oscars! All of Hollywolf’s biggest and brightest stars are here tonight… and some other people, too. But, all is not as it seems on the red carpet this evening; this hallowed ground is being … Continue reading Werewolf 54: The Oscars