After the untimely death of J.K. Simmons, the crowd continued their long walk down the red carpet. As the young starlets (and other people) advanced, Mel Brooks pulled Joan Crawford aside.
“I’ve gotta say Joanie, I’ve got a bad feeling about this shindig. These things are bad enough as it is, they’re not worth <i>dying</i> over.”
“Well, I wouldn’t go that far, Mel, but did you know I’m not even nominated tonight? I mean honestly. My time is more valuable than this. ”
And so the two beloved Hollywood icons decided to leave the ceremony completely!
Admirax (Joan Crawford) is
dead at a delightful afterparty! She was town. Her star power was +1.
Doctor Nick (Mel Brooks) is
dead enjoying a long and happy life, and drinking a nice scotch. He was town. His star power was 0.
1 Razzie’s President (alpha wolf) – Can recruit another player, but only after one of his compatriots dies. (2 shot)
2 Razzies Voters – They’re wolves.
14 Actors – Vanilla town. Your vote is your only power.
1 Irate Actor – a specialized version of the vigilante with a special win condition. The Irate Actor’s ultimate goal condition is to kill the Razzie’s President, after which the Irate Actor will also die in a blaze of glory. If the Alpha Wolf dies under any other other circumstances, the Irate Actor will fail their win condition and perish. Note: the Irate Actor’s win condition won’t affect town’s or the scum’s.
1 Blogger – These good for nothing layabouts can read another player’s star power as a night action.
1 Secret Role – What is it? It’s a secret!
- Forget It Jake – Glenn Close
- Owen – Sally Hawkins
Admirax – Joan Crawford
- Ynce Iche – Sean Baker
- Indeeeeeeed – Tom Cruise
- Clodia – Kate Hepburn
- Grumproro – Kardia Karlyle
Colonel Mustard – J.K. Simmons
- Smapti Jones – Brad Pitt
- Mirage – Linda Berkowitz
- CaptainVideo – The Amazing Criswell
DoctorNick – Mel Brooks
- ThoughtsThoughtsThoughts – Lily Tomlin
- AprilLudgate – Jack Palance
- Mac – Maury Crocstein
- LovelyBones – Saoirse Ronan
- Robert Post’s Child – Kevin
- Zecko – Matthew Mcconaughey
- E-Dog – Eugene Cooke
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