“Alright folks, it’s time for our favorite part of the show: a salute to death! No no, of course I’m talking about our very serious and tasteful in memoriam segment… and it seems like our interns had their work cut out for them this year!”
The audience politely chuckled.
A slew of familiar faces flashed before the audience: Glenn Close! Tom Cruise! Lily Tomlin! Mel Brooks! Surely the night sky was dark because so many stars were gone.
After a very, very long time the presentation seemed to be winding down. The Amazing Criswell! Eugene Cooke! ……..Kevin!
Wait, Kevin? Who the hell was Kevin? Wasn’t he that intern guy who was asking for audiences? Had he even died yet?
Kevin felt a chill run down his spine as he saw his face on the 20 foot high screen. This couldn’t be possible. He was still here! He got up and tried to run, but he was in the center of a row! How could he push past so many people to find the exit? There was so much tulle and taffeta! As he tried to run, hands grabbed for him and held him down. No, Kevin wouldn’t be leaving the ceremony after all.
Robert Post’s Child (Kevin) is dead. He was an actor. His star power was 0.
1 Razzie’s President (alpha wolf) – Can recruit another player, but only after one of his compatriots dies. (2 shot)
2 Razzies Voters – They’re wolves.
14 Actors – Vanilla town. Your vote is your only power.
1 Irate Actor – a specialized version of the vigilante with a special win condition. The Irate Actor’s ultimate goal condition is to kill the Razzie’s President, after which the Irate Actor will also die in a blaze of glory. If the Alpha Wolf dies under any other other circumstances, the Irate Actor will fail their win condition and perish. Note: the Irate Actor’s win condition won’t affect town’s or the scum’s.
1 Blogger – These good for nothing layabouts can read another player’s star power as a night action.
1 Secret Role – What is it? It’s a secret!
Forget It Jake – Glenn Close Owen – Sally Hawkins Admirax – Joan Crawford Ynce Iche/Lutair – Sean Baker Indeeeeeeed – Tom Cruise
- Clodia/Subsaharan – Kate Hepburn
- Grumproro – Kardia Karlyle
Colonel Mustard – J.K. Simmons Smapti Jones – Brad Pitt
- Mirage – Linda Berkowitz
CaptainVideo – The Amazing Criswell DoctorNick – Mel Brooks ThoughtsThoughtsThoughts – Lily Tomlin AprilLudgate – Jack Palance
- Mac – Maury Crocstein
- LovelyBones – Saoirse Ronan
Robert Post’s Child – Kevin Zecko – Matthew Mcconaughey E-Dog – Eugene Cooke
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