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Good morning, everyone! Welcome to Avocado Studios! All eyes on me, please. I am MacCrocodile Davis, your assistant casting director. I am working with Mr. Inndeed, who should be along shortly. We should all be here for the Horrors of Hollywolf casting … Continue reading Werewolves XXXIII – Day One: Meet and Greet
Welcome to Avocado Studios, where dreams are made (but also crushed, let’s be honest. In fact, the dream crushing is much more frequent than the dream fulfillment if you really look at the numbers)! Gone are the days of the old … Continue reading Werewolves XXXIII: Avocado Studios – Signups!
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 107: “End of the Game” INT. SOAPSTONE SEWER SYSTEM – LUNATIC LAIR – NIGHT In the shadows of an underground sewer tunnel, a SHADOWY FIGURE applies ointment to their infected, … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 7 (End of the Game)
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 106: “The Evil Hour” EXT. SOAPSTONE SANITARIUM FOR THE CRIMINALLY IMPAIRED – MORNING Establishing shot of the crumbling, ancient Soapstone Sanitarium as PADRE CORAJE, CONSTANCE VAN KNOX, IVAN INDIANA, and … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 6 (The Evil Hour)
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 105: “The Garden of Forking Paths” INT. LE MOTEL SANS PRÉAVIS – RESTAURANT – DAY Wide shot of a sticky table at a diner where PADRE CORAJE, BIANCA DEL COCODRILO, … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 5 (The Garden of Forking Paths)
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 104: “Labyrinth of Passion” EXT. COLONEL MUSTARD’S HOUSE – FRONT YARD – MORNING Close-up on a banner reading “COLONEL MUSTARD’S NO-SHIRTS, NO-SHOES, ALL-SERVICE BARBECUE”. Pan down to reveal a number of … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 4 (Labyrinth of Passion)
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 103: “Love in the Time of Lycanthropy” EXT. VON CLEEF FAMILY MANSION – GARDENS – MORNING Wide shot of the Von Cleef gardens as guests gather under a banner reading “ADELAIDE’S … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 3 (Love in the Time of Lycanthropy)
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 102: “Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown” INT. LA IGLESIA DE NUESTRA SEÑORA DE TU CULPA – MORNING Close-up on PADRE CORAJE as he solemnly delivers the Sunday … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 2 (Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown)
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature As the Wolf Turns Episode 101: “Autumn of the Matriarch” INT. THE SNAKE PIT – NIGHT Four SHADOWY FIGURES sit at the bar, nursing drinks in a moldy old dive. FIGURE #1 I used to … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII: As the Wolf Turns, Day 1 (Autumn of the Matriarch)
Werewolf game hosted by Spiny Creature EXT. SOAPSTONE, CALIFORNIA – DAY We open on an establishing shot of a sun-soaked town – more of an enclave, maybe – with too much wealth and too many secrets. The camera pans over … Continue reading Werewolf XXXII Signups: As The Wolf Turns
Ricin Pudding Ingredients: Cooking spray 5-inch length fresh lemongrass, finely chopped 3 cups 2% milk 3 ½ cups coconut milk (not low fat), well-shaken 1 ½ cups granulated sugar ½ teaspoon kosher salt 1 ½ cups uncooked medium-grain white rice … Continue reading Werewolf XXXI: Culinary Catastrophe, Day Five: Dessert (or Cyanice Cream)
The Cadaverous Campanelle Ingredients: 3 medium leeks, white and light green parts halved lengthwise, washed, and cut into 1/2-inch-thick slices (about 5 cups), roughly chopped dark green parts reserved (about 3 cups) 1 pound asparagus, tough ends snapped off, chopped … Continue reading Werewolf XXXI: Culinary Catastrophe, Day Four: Pasta (or Laburnum Lasagna)
The Avocados of Assassination Ingredients: 1 ½ pounds boneless, skinless chicken breasts (halved lengthwise if they’re thick) 1 tablespoon olive oil 1 cup chopped green onions (including the whites) 2 jalapeños, minced (and seeded if you want to reduce the … Continue reading Werewolf XXXI: Culinary Catastrophe, Day Three: Soup (or A Bowl of Belladonna)
The Figs of Fatality: Ingredients: 5 ounces slab bacon, sliced ½-inch thick, then sliced crosswise into ½-inch pieces 3 tablespoons pure maple syrup 8 ripe fresh figs, halved lengthwise 2 tablespoons sherry vinegar or red wine vinegar ½ teaspoon crushed … Continue reading Werewolf XXXI: Culinary Catastrophe, Day Two: Appetizers (or The Strychnine Snacks)
The Murderous Melonballer: Ingredients: ¼ cup water ¼ cup granulated sugar 8 cups diced, seedless watermelon (~1 pound) ¼ cup fresh lime juice 1 ¾ cups blueberries ¾ cup lightly packed fresh mint leaves, plus a mint sprig for garnish … Continue reading Werewolf XXXI: Culinary Catastrophe, Day One: Cocktails (or Death in the Afternoon)
Werewolf game hosted by Tyrone For now I’m putting this game on hold so others can go instead of waiting on me. I just don’t have the energy right now and think it’s unfair to you all. I love werewolf … Continue reading Werewolf XXX: Indefinite Hold
Werewolf game hosted by Tyrone -BACK IN THE CAVE- 13 Aspiring Porn Stars were deep inside when the cave in happened and managed to survive. “How are we getting out?” One of them said. “We deserve to die…” said another. … Continue reading Werewolf XXX Game 2 Day 1: It’s Wet Inside
Werewolf game hosted by Tyrone It happened like this: “You’re all dead.” “WHAT?” “There was a cave-in in the cave. Someone slipped on the slip ‘n slide and hit their head against the cave walls and caused the rocks to … Continue reading Werewolf XXX Game 1 Day 1: Coming To Death
Werewolf game hosted by Tyrone Welcome to Werewolf XXX, where all are welcome to come. This game is a little different, as there will be some double action. In fact you might say there were 2 games, each its own … Continue reading (Signups) Werewolf XXX: It’s As Hard As You Make It
I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. Despite all of the mayhem, Rooster Shinola was ultimately pleased with his cruise experience so far. He’d made quite a few sales, and he … Continue reading Werewolf XXIX: The Roaring Werewolves, Day Six: Ceremony of Innocence
I have seen them riding seaward on the waves Combing the white hair of the waves blown back When the wind blows the water white and black. We have lingered in the chambers of the sea By sea-girls wreathed with … Continue reading Werewolf XXIX: The Roaring Werewolves, Day Five: Widening Gyre
