The classic party game here that turns fellow Avocados on each other in an exercise in paranoia and fun
On October Third, they asked me what year it was. Nobody could tell. Over the intervening weeks, the 2010s, the 1970s, and the 1990s had merged in with the rest. Time continued to collapse. So had the 1810s. Mary Shelley … Continue reading Werewolves: Mean Girls vs. Heathers Month 2:
It was September at Northwest Shorerburg High, and somehow it was 1989 and 2004 at the same time. Six of the most popular girls in school were about to go to war. It was gonna be awesome. Factions and roles … Continue reading Werewolf 75: Mean Girls vs. Heathers (Month 1)
Oh no! Due to a curious anomaly in space-time, the 80s and the 2000s have merged into one. While Top Scientists work on restoring the natural flow of time, it’s up to us to take advantage of the situation and … Continue reading Werewolves 75: Mean Girls vs. Heathers
You almost make it through the night. Burdened with his armload of supplies, medic Goatful Dead Head scuttles through the darkened hallways of Wimbiscus Manor. “Meg kellett volna vásárolnia a kísérteties hitelt,” hisses Pontostárgy as it lops off Count Dorcula’s head. … Continue reading Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Day 6
In the wee hours, as Wish Kenth sits in his den and watches InuYasha in Japanese with English subtitles, you take stock. “fuck,” says Sarah Plain. Shaken at the mistaken killing of Zap Rowsdower, you take his endenimed corpse to the … Continue reading Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Day 5
It’s been a busy day, and Philo lets you knock off at 4 because there’s going to be a night shoot. Mario says his goodbyes to the ValueFilms Productions crew, picks up his last paycheck, and calls up a warp … Continue reading Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Day 4
The opossum has just hung itself up by its tail for the night when it hears footsteps. “Hello?” Silence. He slowly reaches for his Polaroid. “I know what I said about being the investigator earlier might have been upsetting, but … Continue reading Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Day 3
You dream strange dreams. Two figures in darkness, one dismembering the other. A woman alone in a sealed room, writing furiously with both hands, staring straight ahead. The dead eyes of Mandy Mendez’ Bitmoji, with Comic Sans text commanding you … Continue reading Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Day 2
You set out from ValueFilm Productions HQ in Schenectady, New York, with high hopes. You have jobs! Making television! You can hardly wait to meet the dynamic and engaging stars of Dehaunters on-site. They’re being flown in; YOU are all riding … Continue reading Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Day 1
Hello, NEW EMPLOYEE NAME I’m glad to welcome you aboard the ValueFilm Productions train! This train never stops! Choo choo! Hi, I’m Mandy Mendez, and on behalf of human resources, let me say that we’re so glad to have you join … Continue reading Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Sign-ups
Day morning! Derek is hello. I think-want you had good sleeps! Today is one week since dead persons landed in The Medium Place. Long time! Good news! Still three-plus-four-minus-one persons is alive! But dark time was when another person died. … Continue reading Werewolves 73 — The Medium Place — Day Seven
Happy day-time! Everything is DEREK. I am so happy to be this place. My mommy-girlfriend Janet got mad feelings so she far awayed. My Derek is Derek, very smile to hello with you. From now until the next now, Derek … Continue reading Werewolves 73 — The Medium Place — Day Six
Buenos dias! Everything is whatever. You seem to be doing quite well at finding demons. Good job! Unfortunately, the demons are also doing quite well at finding you. Three of you will not be joining us today, which is not … Continue reading Werewolves 73 — The Medium Place — Day Five
Hello! Everything is improving, at least. With The Beast vanquished, I hope everyone got in a good night’s rest last night. Well, I hope you got a medium night’s rest last night. The demons are still killing you. Last night … Continue reading Werewolves 73 — The Medium Place — Day Four
Good morning! Everything is not great. Hi again, friends and demons! I hope you slept well, because some bad stuff happened last night. But there was also a little bit of good stuff too, maybe? These night have been very … Continue reading Werewolves 73 — The Medium Place — Day Three
Nick, du Pont the Paranoiac, defended his ground against those who would stop our ascent into the next cycle, killing Warrior the Lycanafabulae in the process. He now awaits in the Beyond, hoping to see. This is all there is. … Continue reading Werewolf 72: I Am Everything That Happens: Day 7 – “Apollyon”
Hi again! Everything is okay. Good morning! Please enjoy this free continental breakfast from a roadside Days Inn in Reading, Pennsylvania, while you have a coffee to prepare yourselves for the day. Sorry, we only have decaf here in The … Continue reading Werewolves 73 — The Medium Place — Day Two
We exist to do this, forever and ever. I am the one who cradles you. I am the one who guides you. I am the one who puts the knife in your hands. Now use it. Lamb Dance died last … Continue reading Werewolf 72: I Am Everything That Happens: Day 6 – “There Was A Hole Here”
SPOILER WARNING: The rules of this game give minor spoilers for season one of The Good Place. Welcome! Everything is fine. This is always the hardest part of the job, but here goes nothing: You have DIED. You might have … Continue reading Werewolves 73 — The Medium Place — Day One
Round and round and round we go…we do this cycle, every time, over and over, we kill and argue and fight and love and…live and loss and… The void opens, and before you can even blink, you are here. The … Continue reading Werewolf 72: I Am Everything That Happens: Day 5 – “The Carousel”
The void empties you out into…a bright room, the lights almost harsh, hanging over your heads, bearing down on every inch of this place. The chairs, both utilitarian and comforting. The archways and computers, arrayed at multiple points throughout. A … Continue reading Werewolf 72: I Am Everything That Happens: Day Four – “Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to Know”
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